masterbation , the wee fellow seems obsessed by the 5 finger shuffle !

how about this 4 an album

tamborine
private joy
darling nikki
gotta stop messin about
feel u up
come
orgasm
rock hard in a funky place
the stick
vibrator

and the 1 and only JACK U OFF

throw in these 2 also cos peeps on the org thought they were self indulgent tunes 2 ! although i'm not convinced of these 2 myself ,tick tick bang and alphabet st.

i'll finish with a wee story in 1996 i got a call from my mum, the call went along the following lines !

me. hello
mum. hi son , did u c prince on tv last night ?
me. yes mum , he was brill
mum. he was great, but how does he get away with it ?
me. away with what ?
mum. u kno ?
me. mum i dont kno , what u mean.
mum. that song he sang on national tv last night.
me. emancipation
mum. oh my god, i thought he was singing MASTERBATION free 2 do what i wanna !!!

the above is not a joke i swear my mum thought princes new album and song in 1996 was the 3 disc set masterbation !

feel free 2 add 2 the above list i'm sure ive missed a few !

..just 2 add further fuel 2 the fire. He looks like he's making a rude gesture during his dancing at the beginning of Hot Thing on the SOTT concert tour film.

emancipation = masturbation

oh my goodness

He must write lyrics in the loo a lot.

I had Private Joy with my Stick But I Gotta Stop Messin About or I may go blind. I use a Vibrator on my balls, and slap my shlong around like a Tamborine, so when I Come I will Have a fantastic Orgasm. My girl, Darling Nikki asked, "May I Jack U Off?" But I told her I'd rather, "Feel U Up." So at last I stopped masterbating, and become Rock Hard In A Funky Place.

Applause.

danielboon said:[quote]

mum. oh my god, i thought he was singing MASTERBATION free 2 do what i wanna !!!

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oh f me that's too funny! your poor mum! ahahahahaa:falloff:

Yes...he's just a wanker.

Anxiety said:

and i've always called the album emasturbation, too...

2freaky4church1 said:

applausse !, applause !.applause ! well done !!!

How about "Me touch Myslelf" thats all the songs about!!!
GREAT song by the way!!

It would be great to hear Prince sing a song called Masturbation.

I'm thinking Camille vocals with 1999-esque electro production.

Oh Prince, what happened!!

Poom Poom is a tosser's anthem.

squirrelgrease said:

Dang, that explains why that's MY song.

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liberation said:

look who's talkin

2freaky4church1 said:

Can we conclude from this that you always jack off whenever you pay the toilet a visit?

danielboon said:

That's not a bad idea your mom has. A 3 disc set dedicated to masturbation. The .Org musicians should do this as a comp. cd.

yeah Prince is the ultimate wanker

Romance1600 said:

too direct. Need more innuendo that that.

Universaluv said:

Nah. Sometimes you do, but in the context that Romance1600 just set up, it could be heavenly. I mean, look at "Sex."

Pheremone has a masturbation reference.

Universaluv said:

if prince did release a song called Masterbation, would i b right 2 think it would b a strictly Solo performance !

gives a whole new meaning 2

PRINCE ONE NIGHT ALONE LIVE !!!

You forgot to list Cloreen Baconskin.

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i think it is great he can admit tht he does, its great when you do, do it so why not show it off in a song or two or more! lol
[This message was edited Mon Nov 3 15:07:45 PST 2003 by andykeen]

Shake!

*shaking hot sticky white coconuts edit*
[This message was edited Mon Nov 3 16:22:48 PST 2003 by bananacologne]

the demo version of "tick tick bang" has a masturbatory reference.

whip it...whip it good