Rewrite the lyrics to a popular song. All humor welcome.

Say A Little Prayer
sung originally by Dionne Warwick

From the moment wake up
Before 'm in heels and makeup
I say a little prayer 4 U
While combing my hair now
And wondering what songs 2 share now
say a little prayer 4 U

Forever and ever U'll stay a fam; and U'll love me
Forever and ever listening 2 my band, oh U love me
Together, forever, that's how it should B
Without me would only mean heartbreak 4 U

skip 2 my Prowler
Jehovah B pumpin' power---ugh!*
say a little prayer 4 U
go door 2 door now-but
U keep buying my tunes-WOW!
say a little prayer for you

Forever and ever; Watchtower in hand; and U'll love me
Forever and ever more "new light" is grand, oh U love me
Together, forever, Theocratic War Strategy
Without me would only mean heartbreak 4 U

My funksters believe me
4 U there is no 1 but me
Say U love me 2, please...




*(pelvic thrust on the "ugh"!)