Would you read his copy of the watchtower then sell it on Ebay for £10,000, or would you wipe your ass on it?

Ebay price edit, you'd never get a Mil for it!
[This message was edited Thu Oct 16 7:28:57 PDT 2003 by PREDOMINANT]

PREDOMINANT said:

Neither. I'd tear out the contents page and quickly roll a massive 'herbal' cigarette with it. I would then ask Batman and Robin to partake a inner journey of self discovery with me.

Number23 said:

I like you Number23, I believe we have not met prior to today but you always bring a real sence of realism to my posts. I like that in an orger, keep up the good work.

he'd end up havin to hear me say through the closed door, "i'm sorry sir, i awready gave some kid from amway all my money!"

PREDOMINANT said:

That touches me deep, man.
I feel like our souls just brushed together.

Number23 said:

I wondered why I could smell jam.

PREDOMINANT said:

I would actually engage in a theological debate with him, mixed with my "expertise" in psychology and sociology! Not because I give a rat's ass, necessarily, just because I CAN, and it would piss him off!

G,day, Mr.Nelson...Mr. Graham. Here's my card. Don't let the doorknob hit U in the ass.

I would love to talk to the man about religion and I would never sell the Watchtowe that he'd give to me!

PREDOMINANT said:

I don't know if he hands over a "Watchtower" magazine (don't believe everything you see/hear/read in the papers--including me, I guess). But I reckon he IS all along the watchtower.

I'd sit silently and listen to his schpiel, then I'd attempt to engage him in a rational discussion on the merits of relativism. When I'd realize there is no rationality to his end of the discussion, I'd express my profound admiration for his work, and then I'd wish him a nice day.

First off I hope I'll be able to see him thru the peephole. And then second I would open the door, shake Prince's hand, and ask him why he brought Isaac from the Love Boat with him.

EverlastingNow said:

then proceed to ask larry if he could make ya a bloody mary or sumfin...

I would make him sign my white cloud guitar and take a picture with me

EverlastingNow said:

Nice one! I guess it's because we need 2 Princes! Prince a and Prince b. Just go ahead now. A song from the heart beats the devil anytime

Number23 said:

This is brilliant! I keep laughing and waking up the people in the library I am in Do Batman and Robin need Superman? He's kinda homeless atm and keeps asking me for money. She's kinda paying atm though. Michelle Pfeiffer is, if you know what I mean. She's Catwoman

Where's Wonder Woman when you need her? Love your atavar

PREDOMINANT said:

firstly if prince came to my door he better bring me my refund for that horrid 1999NEW MASTER i slightly embarrassed bought at the store.

Id come 2 the door in sexy underwear and pink dressing gown and say...'well hello there big boy'.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Id call the Police

:plastichats:

Christopher said:

U would have 2 report a disturbance in the neighbourhood, he'd come over all 'Extra Loveable'...

Oh Im sorry, Im just going 2 have 2 rape U, but 1st let me tell U the good news...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

:TheCross:

I would definitely haft to strip at the door and make him forget everything he was gonna say!

PREDOMINANT said:

I'd treasure it forever!

CAMILLE4U said:

After he signs it for me along with my Sign of the times and Rainbow children CDs.

Christopher said:

Not fully sure what you mean here, but don't be afraid of embarrassment. Be afraid of everything, don't be afraid of nothing.