I love the sense of humour in Prince's lyrics. Anyone wanna share their favourite lyrics, jokes, any shit that's just funny...and $100 to the first person who says "TRC" ...oh, so clever!

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"You could smash up my ride...well maybe not the ride" Adore

"I'd rather do u afterschool like some homework!" & "Sex is not all I think about. it's just all I think about...U" Shhh

"U must'a took a whole hour just 2 make up your face, baby. Closin' time, ugly lights, everybody's inspected. But U are a natural beauty unaffected. Did I say an hour? My face is red, I stand corrected" U got the look

"U ever see a black man play guitar with no clothes on?!" &
"If U decide 2 get in a key, it's E-flat...Grace!"
U Gotta Shake Something

"you know you're good girl, i think u like 2 go down. U wouldnt have stopped but i came on your wedding gown" Head

"She said, "Are you gay?" Kinda took me by suprise I didn't know what to do. I just looked her in her eyes, and I said, "No, are u?"
Uptown

"The rain sounds so cool when it hits the barn roof, and the horses wonder who U are" Raspberry Beret

"How the hell u gonna tell me what 2 do? I got the clothes, I got the bank and the crew. If u look real close i ever got your garden tool!" Loose!

The whole Mashed potato girl and Xtv Segues :evilol:


And so much more I cant think of right now. Anyone else?

CapedCrusader said:

That's his funniest imo

rdhull said:

and partly because he has the worst jersey/tough guy accent ever attempted!

you gonna eat dat? I kid u not

TRC.

CapedCrusader said:

Well, you beat me to it! This is the first line that came to mind. I heard "Adore" yesterday and that line makes me smile every time. It's like she can burn his shiny 1999 purple trenchcoat, even his suit with the cut out butt cheeks, but "the ride" is off limits.

UptownDeb said:

Yeah it's a great little throwaway line, and I sorta didn't like the way he extends it in the ONA set...kinda runs it in the ground, with the twilight zone theme and namedropping a local celeb...

It was nice and subtle

I sitting here listening to The Hits/The B-Sides and I remembered that I thought this line from Pink Cashmere (btw, that song is the $hit!) was funny:

'Til u come on back
Come on back
2 your little man

What is the "mashed potato girl" lyric?

I thought I knew all P lyrics...

G.

UptownDeb said:

I definitely looove that song and that line always makes me smile too!
Here's one:
"I'm sorry I don't serve ribs, I heard the ribs when you sat down - Owww hoo!"
Basically, the whole "Get off" song - Damn! the title is even funny!
"You gotta be a motha for me so turn ya big ass round so I can work on that zipper baby, cause tonight I'm a star"
nana na na nana na na nana na na

Like a splendid, open ended
Celibate friend , pretending
Not 2 know it when I blow it
In your eyes
Like a strawberry, chocolate
Fender jazz, mashed potato, fuzztone
All over your thighs

"tricky"!

Ya'll forgettin' the funniest Prince line of all:

"We're all members of the animal kingdom, leave your brothers and sisters in the sea"

:Lol:

when he introduced Maceo on the Vegas DVd, now that was funny too.

'oh lawd, Vegas, you in so much trouble now'

"Baby, How'd you get yo' legs to do that? OOOHHH SHIT!!!" from "319". This is my new fave off of "The Gold Experience" and that part has me laughing everytime I hear it.
I liked "Work" on the Aladdin DVD. "But, now we got a new dance, Ladies and Gentlemen Ozzy Osbourne." He really is a funny lil Mf'er

SweetKreme said:

That one always puzzles me, because I always see the video in my head when I hear it. He says it to Diamond (or is it Pearl?) and her ass ain't even big.

Tricky

Bob George

"I'll kick yo ass...twice!!!"

and

"What's his name? Bob? Bob, ain't that a bitch? What's he do fo a living? manage rock stars? who? Prince? ain't that a bitch? that skinny muthafucka with the high-ass voice?"

Man, that was a riot!

Exodus has some funny shit up there.

My husband's not a Prince fan, but he kinda liked Exodus.

He was crackin' up 'bout Bob George.

BTW: Anyone notice that Andre does a "Bob George" kinda voice on one of his tracks.

And . . . the lyrics to Movie Star are pretty funny too.

Oh: and my all time fav (be it corny)

Batman CD: Vicki Waiting



The phone rings, it's Vicki callin'
She wants me 2 come 2 the crib
She says conversation's better than being lonely
So I try my best to ad lib
I told the joke about the woman
Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?"
He replied "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral."
Vicki didn't laugh at all.


cracks me up every time.

need a woman like Lena Horne
known she was funky since the day she was born

Lena's momma ask "Doctor, is it a girl"
Doctor say " AND HOW!"

Lena smiled, slapped the doctor and said
"SUCKA, I'M RUNNIN' THANGS NOW!"

- Girl of My Dreams

FACE DOWN

Something like lay him face down so the MF's can kiss his ass...OK?

I love that!

pheromone:

"everybody wanted u`re number, u wanted mine!!!"


peace2u

Milty said:

Yes!!

CapedCrusader said:

Is he calling her a ho? i never noticed that, i thought he was saying something else entirely.

angle1234 said:

purple rain:$15.99
signed guitar:$5,799.99
prince actin' up. again:almost priceless


that was halireous

PEJ said:

why you, you...you old...