its saturday afternoon at last, its what u waited 4 all week, relax and put the feet up, put the footy on tv.
ur expecting vern and tony round and theyll probably stay all nite.
a couple of mates, a couple of beers, christ this is the life.
well here they r all ready, i just heard the car door slam, wedge me self outa me chair, get up 2 let em in but its some wanka that uv never met with a brief case in his hand, some prick just outa bible school who thinks hes gods right hand

wanker- "good morning im matthew, this is robert and we'd like 2 talk 2 u all, bout eternal salvation wont take a bout a minute or more, we got a book we think u all should read bout how u all should live, my what a charming house u got, mind if we all come in?"

me- "well id love 2 invite u in u know but the joints a fucking mess, and theres a orgy raging in the lounge room and every cunts undressed, and id luv ya 2 meet the misses but shes a bit crook in bed, she says shes got a real sore throat from givivng 2 much head"


well its not like its once or twice, its every damn weekend, now howd ya think theyd like it if we did the same 2 them?
ya know, turn up on there door step at a time they least expect and try and ram our way of life down their fucking necks.
just imagine 4 a minute the reception that ud get with a couple of pornos in ur hand and a case of beer on the steps.

me-"gday, im pissed up testicosticles and this is me misses shirl, weve come 2 introduced u cunts 2 a whole new fucking world.
we come 2 preach the good news, its what we think u should hear, well show u more fun in 5 mins than uv had all fucking year.
now u sweetheart can come with me and ill teach ya how 2 sin and sister shirl old son will suck ur cock till ur head fucking caves in.
oh shit! ya misses just fainted so we wont bother coming in, well piss off back 2 our place, just drop 10 bucks in the tin."

Oh, you gotta come with me to Paisley Park next week then.

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First of all I would be in SHOCK!

Second, I would be so happy and I would probably act like a dork

Third, I would tell him that I love his music and I would thank him for the ride

Fourth, I wouuld ask for a hug and settle for a handshake (I am not Gay but hugs are cool).

Fifth, I would tell him him that I am a Original Rainbow Child from way back

And before he left, I would ask him... What was he thinking when he posed for the LoveSexy cover. One of the best concept albums of all time and...Ahhh!
People still tease me when they come over my house and find 4 or five copies of that disc

still Prince... no matter what!