holy crap!
great thread dansa
i almost pissed my pant 4 this
and still freakin' laughn'

Cloudbuster said:

Yummy in my tummy.

Do you sell crisps?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Good one!

This is SO out of control.

Dansa!!

Cute, Dejaburger.

If someone wants to spray Get Wild cologne on you, just say no!

more dansa ,more!!!

p.s.all my friends were pissing their pants 2!!!


my purple fault
[This message was edited Fri Oct 17 15:09:47 PDT 2003 by hisroyalbadnessfan8485]

awright ya'll, time for some more:


If you have super-bassy speakers hooked up to your computer, try to avoid having them turned up at their maximum level while playing "777-9311". The reverbrations from the Linn Drum beat may cause your ceiling to collapse and your house to implode.

If you go fishing in the NPGMC fountain, eat any fish that you catch with caution. They may be contaminated with spilt purple Kool-Aid®, the tears of overwraught fams, and possibly the urine of several Paisley Moderators. Same goes for any doves you may shoot out of the sky as well.

damn, how many of these have ya got?!

Contrary to popular belief, the clothing being sold at the NPGMC is not designed to protect you or your loved ones from any Purple Positivity attacks that may occur. Do not use any clothing purchased as a means of shielding yourself.

r1ghteousone said:

(prince on bandstand voice) ummm...a lot!



When playing the track "Bambi", be sure to have the volume on your stereo equipment at its maximum levels throughout the duration of the song so that others in your neighborhood can hear you rocking out. Remember: the louder you have it, the further away people will hear it.

Listening to 1999: The New Master may result in having one or more of the following happen to you:

--loss of motor skills

--weakness from several bouts of crying

--self-gouging of eyeballs and rolling about on the ground and repeatedly asking "Why? Why? Why???"

We're all members of the animal kingdom. Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea...and air.

NCC2012 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Oh, no, you gotta stop! Please! I'ma piss myself!!!

Handclaps

If you find yourself to be masturbating frequently due to oversexualization brought on by watching/looking at various and numerous amounts of purple goodies, wash your hands/sex paraphernalia thoroughly and make a booty call or two. You may be in need of some serious thex.

Yes, I really said 'thex' and not 'sex'.

The reason for the tanginess of NPG's Kool-Aid® is not because of the right amount of sugar added to it or the clarity of the water--it contains various mind-altering 'positivity' chemicals which can be hazardous to your mental health and monetary status if it is drunk frequently.

DO NOT DRINK THE KOOL-AID®, IF AT ALL POSSIBLE. If you do drink it, proceed with extreme caution.

If Prince knocks on your door open your window and make a strange hand gesture, remember to keep your eyes closed. He'll get the message and go away.

Dansa

oh c'on more!!!
i'm havin' way 2 much fun!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Gurl, you is STOOPID!!

Do not light your farts on fire.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Dammit girl...now when I try 2 leave this joint...U write this...

I thinks somewhere Prince sits and is gigglin at Dansa,,,or plottin 2 send her a PC virus

I had a Jehovah's witness come to my door today. I didn't like the fact that they knocked on my door. Maybe I'm just a bit of a control freak but I felt a bit violated. I hate being confronted by strangers, those charity people who stop U in the street for your credit card numbers are the worst. One old lady really pissed me off. However if it was Prince I'd invite him in, put arecord on and agree with everthing he says, and ask if he needs a place to crash for the night. He's the man!

DANSA!!! :WORSHIP: :WORSHIP: :WORSHIP:

Eggcellent THREAD, GIRL!!! :CLAP:

:FALLOFF: :FALLOFF:

If you hear what you think is a clap of thunder on a back beat and notice grey smoke-like clouds, drop to your hands and knees and crawl away as quickly as possible, as there will be no purple rain from such clouds.
The reason being is that in the original Hebrew translation we find the Hebrew word for "Purple" is in the subjunctive
past participle present tense form and can be traced to the root word for "grey", consequently we must say "Grey Rain".