Let him in and hear him out or just slam the door in his face?

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I'd say: yo P leave the muthafucka with the moustache outside!

I'd say now was a bad time but perhaps he could leave a pamphlet by the door.

Are you kidding? I don't think I'd be able to keep a straight face, and I'd get my husband to get himself home from work so he could give P the third degree about the gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, something he loves to do with all door-to-doors. And we would make them a cup of Milo.

Well, I certainly wouldn't be rude. But at the same time I also wouldn't be interested in having a lengthy discussion on the subject of religion either. So I suppose I would hear him out, but I also wouldn't let him go on and on and on either.

Oh I'd let him in and we would have a lengthy discussion about religion. In fact he'd be the ONLY JW I'd let into my house. But he and Larry ain't leaving without a jam session on my cheap ass guitars.

He can come in, but he better have his guitar with him.

"Kumba-ya" anyone?

i would smoke a joint with him and get the keys to his Vault, hehehe

I´d let him in and wouldn´t let him go until he agreed to sign all my bootlegs.

only if he'd agree to let me feed 'im...pamphlet for pasta.

a Jehovas witness knocks on this guys door & he lets him in & offers him a cup of tea. the man sits down with the jehova witness & asks him what the religion is about.

the jehovas witness replys 'dont know Ive never got this far before!'

just a little joke, no offence intended

good 1 Cloud9

i would discuss the bible with prince or larry or anyone else who comes to my door desiring spiritual conversation. i studied with some witnesses a short time ago and really enjoyed it. i don't agree with everything they believe but that doesn't change the fact that there is a lot of knowledge in their beliefs.

I'd probably treat him like any other JW and set my Staffordshire bull terrier on him.

i don't think he could reach the doorbell..

I would re-educate him...

...on the bloodshed and the senseless suffering that God and the various 'monotheistic' and other religions have created.




Color-blind... it's about time.

I'd ask him if he has any of the ATWIAD, Parade and SOTT outtakes with him and if I could get a copy.

I'd bargain with him. He can go on and on about the JW faith and I might pay attention; and in return, he would have to sign something and give me a private concert. Heh...what's wrong with bribery; it's in the Bible too.

I'd let him in & we'd talk.

I'd let him in then give him an earful about what I think of the belief system he's trying to pass off on me, and what I think of his preaching tactics.

And if he is unwilling to listen, then neither am I.

Make my husband take my picture with him!

Would Prince or any other JW appreciate people knocking on their doors telling them that they've got it all wrong???

I would invite my dear brother in and enjoy a short conversation with him and let him know how much i have enjoyed his music over the years, and how I am so happy that he finally learned the truth. Then I would have to let him go to preach and teach others, cuz "we got so much work to do...everywhere"

I'd tell him what I tell all the other over-zealous religious crack-pots - that I don't have time to talk because I'm busy sacrificing a virgin to our dark lord, Satan.

TerryD said:

I would tell him theres a guy named TerryD making stupid threads!

i hear enough jw crap from my relatives,
but i'll listen; if he'll give me one of his purple symbol or cloud guitar(autograped)

p.s. 4 the record 1 of them jw relatives has a mistress,my reason 4 neva listening.

give him a sammich...and demand a refund for all the shitty music i've bought the past 7 years!!!


but Larry can stay his old ass on the porch!!!

craigle said:

now that is what im talkin about.

oooh if he ever knocked on my dorr...he better not be interruptin me doin somethin

My husband would invite him in and have a serious debate with him.

In the end...Prince would be the one trying to get out the door.

Nothinbutjoy said:

debate!debate!debate!debate!debate!debate!debate!debate!debate!