FunkMistress said:

Ummm...I think he was being sarcastic...at least I hope so.

OUCH!

I have pulled a muscle in my stomach... Ya'll are too much!

CAT CONTROL!!

Permit the fact that the bust where the new groove
where it is in love with I the easy aforementioned cord/code is exactly redder than the hyped because of the jughead removes that
JUGHEAD!

How could anyone rate this thread less than 5 stars?

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[This message was edited Mon Nov 3 15:46:46 PST 2003 by cloud9mission]

This is 2 funny!. Here is Jungle Love!

Ohio state wee Ohio state wee Ohio state! The I, the I looks at you directly. I think of that the I has known the wanna ya. The aforementioned I, I am dangerous, a little is. The girl, I love the fact that the ya is shown. (The chorus) my jungle love, it can obtain. I think of that the I has known the wanna ya. Jungle love. The girl, I love the fact that the ya is shown. You have your clean car. I of the wanna drive of the I that think. I a little am dangerous driving the playin ', called the I, is not. Do to my lintel bucket to keep accompanying you, tear. (The chorus of repetition) you come to your guts baby from somewhere? you make wanna love or what? into acquisition my time of the I wanna you tighten you, hide the key. You obtain only the water namely the baby. If you hunger the Cuz takes my biting scar, (the chorus of repetition) as for me the wanna of the I which is thought... the I wanna file my nail. (The chorus of repetition) jungle love is that right. No one me and the f**k is good? I the bearskin rag, me obtained the fireplace which is obtained excessively. And I am the baby of wildness directly. All things which I can do to you. Jungle love. It is,! That that is. Hectare haa!

FunkMistress said:

By far the best!

This is hilarious!, here is 'The Bird':

Grasp and grasp! Why, the shit namely is the beatin of some y'all ' the average, the new dance where? it learns the wanna of the y'all it is late? are you decorated in order to learn one? the huh of the Uh is something which that I thought. Someone can dance there? acceptance and attempt of our gonna new dance. If and in everyone doin ' that it does not meet, I the above this do not meet in wanna you. The Jellybean, as for us does preparation do? a better Y'all does this one. It is that to sometime? without something to say, as for the y'all to the floor of dance in order to obtain 10 seconds... whawk profit,! (The chorus) America, did you hear? as for me profit, that " bird " you the finesse or personality does not need brand-new dance, it is called your fair necessity 2 arms and attitude. And everyone comes me and, now, you sing! Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa! The sibling is not cool. The woman the time your behavior idiot occasionally likes that. The sisters are not to the fat which it flies, your body which permits the fact that bashfulness loosely you obtain now there is no you you coming,! Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa! It is,! Now grasp for everyone, is not at this dance. Exactly the sexy people. The white people namely you are hard greatly excessively. You the vibrating your head of the gotta like the black people. How many tonight the causing れ which is obtained there was no you. At first glance! (The chorus of repetition) without something to say! When angle blows, as for me everyone of the floor we want. You have known that this groove is sexy, you the above this do not obtain explanation. At the point where we have lived ' the em of wanna show of the Jerome and the I. The Siamese twins connected with the suit. The Fellas flying to with me gives what. The sibling without being late to that, being attached, keeps without something to say. The Jerome brings my hat in me. Did I without the stand do my hair? play what of the Fellas and the y'all? I go to this way, speak to this girl it is. I loyalty pledge into time. Can the Y'all sing that? sing that! Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa! The Fellas? - it can obtain,! Is word what? - the Whawk! When, do you obtain the what'd which do the you of wanna several? - " the bird! ". Take the house to that! Chili source! That is the last call for the alcohol. If what which you want could not be obtained, you obtained the fact that the outta of the hell is obtained here! Appreciate in you...

777-9311!

Is the baby namely the number of some your telephones? I am the kinda fast, but, I have known that the fact that I make time wasteful is hated. Is the baby namely the number of some your telephones? the girl, I with you must ask the very good cuz. If (the chorus) 777-9311 - that it is without something to say the wanna of the I uses your night. 777-9311 - The baby of the Ooh, as for me tonight coming, may? is the baby namely something you the number of telephones? how you you reaching to the lonely night, may? is the baby namely something you the number of telephones, when? I am moved by the right, how I entering into you, may? (the chorus of repetition) ' there is no nothin which is worse than refusal? a little I where you strike my surface well strongly feel. Just a little, is the number of your telephones what? as for you the goin ' it cannot look at the agony which is with me? is the baby namely the number of some your telephones? the girl namely that the hard baby, have you obtained me who permit the fact that you are loved? (the chorus of repetition) is the just a little baby namely the number of some your telephones? that sounds fast, but, I have known that during one evening you cannot obtain the I. You coming to the baby, you is the number of telephones what, and you have known that it is cooler than this cat which is the sittin ' and? me with you obtains. I right namely the baby do you. You come! If (the chorus of repetition) so it is without something to say, you come to the night. The honey, as for me coming to the night, may? as for you it cannot look at those where I am the gonna? the I wanna does that to the night namely the baby. The I wanna does that to you. As for that the fire namely it is in love with I who am burnt in you. I the talkin ' concerning those which are rather than you having known, have obtained that, high. On help me from the good main thing. Me and the girl do to get married, give the portion of the love to me.

I Don't Wanna Leave You!

The people mean that you do not worry and run, me. As for me it can lower you who me are not done under any condition boldly. Play your game of I fair wanna, rule. I you am rather bad to the lot where the your lady is terrible, it met. I being able to do me permit the fact that the fact that you who have known me are loved is tried. 1 night which grasps you it is not exactly good it is not. (The chorus) I do not go permission you of the wanna, my wanna. As for you you who are needed it is not possible to meet to me? the girl, I need you so. I the babe of your doctor, my something to say am being moved by you who are lost. The lonely night now reverses the light/write I being to be cool, being warm and maintaining you, with what. As for me never you, as for you wanna freedom, the cuz where I have known that it is so free you do not tie. The fact that the you me and as for speech you me mean that it is the wanna and come is permitted. I being able to do me permit the fact that the fact that you who have known me are loved is tried. Fairness 1 night you it is good to grasp, is not. The sweet love where (the chorus of repetition) the wonna of the I it makes everything to you, it is. Now you leave wanna me. I what supposed in order to do, is? to you do not have to catch? that o'clock of 12 was in the night. Why, permission of your wanna so directly? the girl namely you have known that that is not the right. (The chorus of repetition) I do not go permission you of the wanna, my wanna. I being able to do me permit the fact that the fact that you who have known me are loved is tried. 1 night which grasps you it is not exactly good it is not. As for me permission you of wanna.

Can some1 translate all of Prince's lyrics into English from Japanese as its so funny but also interesting 2!

Skillet!

Uaah! We do not need microwave. Skillet. Hectare haa! Dance, now we are the sizzlin '. Obtaining to obtain, the uh. The shock effect of of straight from box. When the groove the bit wanting with me to the ロックンロール, with when. The sexy vibration from the heat which I make, the Cuz where I have known those which are taken. My cooking method is not unprocessed. Cool the access time of the flame. Do you feel that? - it can obtain. Being clear, the old pot or pot are not the same as the skillet. But as for you it can feel that? - it can obtain. (The chorus), heat of the skillet is the jumpin '. With the Skillet, as for the grease the poppin ' is. With the Skillet, there is a somethin ' cookin '. With the Skillet, as for the groove it is brown. Do you think of that it is not that? turn off the gas, ' class profit of the cookin do. From calling dying hat you yourself the chef namely the uh carries in many depending upon that. A little self-control and show the fact that the method you rolling is learned. The groove and the fire and the Fellas on the Skillet? - it can obtain and? as for you teaching, does preparation do? - it can obtain,! School. - We cook at the heat where this skillet is high! To be, the uh. The Fellas? - it can obtain and? are we ' the food of the cookin? - no! Is the Cookin what? - we are the cookin on the groove of this skillet '! The uh stir that. Cool the access time of the flame. Do you feel that? - it can obtain. Being clear, the old pot or pot are not the same as the skillet. As for you it can feel that? - it can obtain. (The chorus of repetition) that, the uh it classifies the Jellybean. Dance, now we are the sizzlin '. Salt. Garlic. Now the gimme the pepper, that is good. The fact that the source where now privately, I am hot a little is used is liked. Jimmy being crowded acquires taste to that. I ', can to be possible a little and I think of that it needs to be possible to obtain the shortenin. The I a little the shortenin ', the la of the la namely the la of the la of the la as for me meant that it needs! The Gimme shortenin ', it can obtain. Cut'em Jesse. Cool the access time of the flame. Do you feel that? - it can obtain. Being clear, the old pot or pot are not the same as the skillet. Yeeaahh! (The chorus of repetition) do you think of that it is not that? do to go, arrange the person. Like the Sushi unprocessed me it is slow. You cook that the Y'all which that is placed in the Skillet is better. That is the right. Don't you the doin ' those which are know the Y'all? method is put out. Gimme spatula. The method of cooking even excessively that on many cock right of the kitchen is not known. If you have time, we have the skillet. - Hectare hectare! The method of cooking even excessively that on many cock right of the kitchen is not known. If you have time, we have the skillet. As for everything which I would like to know it is I who can fry the rib of barbecue of this skillet? I the J.B. which is not known concerning that... now Mo ' day? the Jimmy to be crowded? then you do that! After I ate dinner, it can obtain. Obtaining you obtain and... I like the fact that the dessert is eaten. Obtaining you obtained and... I whom something which is probably will try the dessert obtained the fact that you know. Ohio state is that easy. The Somethin which is sweeter than the honey '. - It can obtain. It is sweeter than the cake. - It can obtain. It is sweeter than the sugar namely the baby. That is something which I like and making. - Uh of Uh, the haaa of hectare! As for me the fact that that you take a little is desired... the Speakin of the manual cake '... concerning that check out girl something arranges the person on the other side? it can obtain, Ohio state. - It can obtain and that me is ほ forcing ones. - Is something which it can obtain, as for that with me it wants. That is my がたい ones and. - It can obtain. As for those kiss that with me are desired ones. - It can obtain. It is obtained to the Simmer. - It can obtain,! It is obtained to the Simmer. - It can obtain,! It is obtained to the Simmer. - It can obtain,! That with decry do splendidly softly. Skillet. Skillet. Is that that, we who are done? that that it is? that that being I that am, me you think, you think. - With the skillet... that that it is, that? I think and do... as for that that it is? us revolution I think of that the fire left... I think of that it improves and am improved. We think compared to as for me where well... I think of that it goes so. The Evenin probably will go '. The outta our here. That that that that it is counts... prepare the right, in order now to go to the following song? it can obtain, I do not know. Is that done still? that is the burnin ', the burnin which that is '! That is the burnin '!

::le bump::

when you were mine

Often, by mistake am are done me who you who you came my friend everyone and, it meets permits the fact that like the dream which when that I give my money exactly entirely being my ones which was and therefore changes the strange seat the grade which did not have when being my my ones which the girl of Ohio state so you damaged me are the reason that with you who was very good, (so the fine) perhaps my clothing everything it is learned permitted that am used I who have known (as for me me (as for worry) Cuz I love u When already the alone you do not worry person, my ones being, when lie I love mainly having gone with the baby who is not), from me being my ones which have been known, it was my close friend just a little sorta and therefore when he sleeping, as for me my blind person (therefore blind) permitted that I am deceived did not worry inbetween our two under any condition there me me who am not the type which does the great fuss about nothing which never is not you know (worry), (as for me when I (as for worry) already the alone you do not worry Cuz I love person, being my ones, lie I love When mainly having gone with the baby who is not), from me being my ones U which have been known, he you at the time of a certain my time which follows to him whom I use me who am has known everything which you think that now we would like to do me, with anytime, (as for me when being my ones, as for me thing I have known (as for worry) having already gone with the alone you do not worry Cuz I love person), lie I love mainly the baby who is not, when Ohio state my ones, it can obtain, being love, they are my ones baby love when Baby

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

f**k singing that, i'm having trouble just reading it in my head

If this song concerning the high class model, the Paris and France excess
(I obtain the camera, Ohio state, C)
the Cindy informs the dance of will U to me, (as for the play of the U which has me?)
If I (take the photograph of center of the night, Ohio state, C)
the Cindy the fuck of the U of my sugar, is in order to say that without something to say,

the c'mon (the play of the U which has me?) (As for speech that, that) is the gonna?
it is or, (is that or, what (Cindy C, the play which has me)
(as for me does fee is usually paid)

Aahhh Cindy C as for the U play with me?
what where is that (as for the gonna? is there a gonna), whether?
it is, (as for that whether is, what (Cindy C, The play which has me)
(as for me usually fee pay)
Aahhh Cindy C as for me fee (C)

the extremeness which pays the Cindy the good cow (the super fines)
as for you saw U I of the Vogue thing where I have known that it is trouble, but (you are troubled, are troubled) and the elderberry wine (1,2,3,4,5,6,7) seven sips
(I of secret of your heart which perhaps opens our keys why go, it goes, go in you who are given)

thetimefan said:

We spend so much time getting pissed off here, it does my body good to laugh so hard with y'all.

Oh ouais

In France a died thin man of a great disease with a small name
by chance his/her girl friend found a needle and soon it made the same thing
there are at the house of ten-seven-year-old man boys and their idea of recreation is in a troop called the high disciples on the slit, totin ' a Temps machine-gun,

Time the Annie hurricane tore the ceiling of a church and killed that each one the interior
U start television and each other history is the tellin ' U somebody the dead
sister killed her cuz of baby it could allow food 2 he and we send to people does carguor
judged by cousin the 4 very first times now it make the horse

it is June Periods, periods It is idiotic, not?

When a boat of rocket bursts and everyone always wants fly 2 that some indicate that a man is not happy unless a man dies really

OH why time, time

r1ghteousone said:

The High Disciples on the Slit...

That's the name of my new gang!

FunkMistress said: