FunkMistress said:

...until it burns!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

"Doctor, it burns when I obtain. Is that normal?"

FunkMistress said:

"well, i think it probably will not stop. i think this might have been caused because you came to the woman's wedding design."

FunkMistress said:

A lot of donkey references.

You deserve an org Gold Star for this thread!

FunkMistress said:

Okay... From english to spanish and back

Bob George (Bob, is not that a dog?)

[Gal]
Let me see ya dance

New coat, huh?
That's nice
Did u buy it?
Yeah, right
U seeing that rich motherfucker again
U know who I'm talking about
That slicked back paddy with all the gold in his mouth
Don't try to play me 4 yesterday's fool
Cuz I'll slap your ass into the middle of next week
I'm sorry baby, that's the rules

I pay the rent in this raggedy motherfucker
And all u do is suck up food and heat
Say what? Oh yeah?
4 someone who can't stand them T.V. dinners
U sure eat enought of them motherfuckers
Who bought u that diamond ring?
Yeah, right.
Since when did u have a job?
U seeing that rich motherfucker again
What's his name? Bob?
Bob, ain't that a bitch?
What's he do for a living?
Manage rock stars?
Who?
Prince?
Ain't that a bitch?
That skinny motherfucker with the high voice?
Please, who do I look like baby?
Yesterday's fool?
Don't u know I will kill u now?
U're fuckin' right.
I gotta gun
U think I don't?
Then what's this?
Oh, u quiet now
uh uh!
Little? Yeah, right. It might be little but it's loud

Yeah, right.
Uh uh!

Now put that suitcase down
And go in there
And put on that wig I bought U
No, No
No, No
The reddish-brown one
Bob, ain't that a bitch?
Oh
Gotcha
Got ya

Hey Bob, if u're out there, let me see u dance
U said u was funky
C'mon, c'mon

Ain't that a bitch?
Bob

(Come out with your hands up)
I'll kick your ass (This is your last warning)
Think I won't? (Oh no! The nigger's got a laser)
(Let's get the hell out of here)

Is Mr. George home?
Hello, Mr. George? {Note: The high pitched voice}
This is your conscience, motherfucker {that responds to his call, when}
Why don't u leave motherfuckers alone? {slowed down to about 2 rpm,says}
What's wrong with u? {"Operator, what city please?"}
Well, why can't we just dance?
Why can't we just dance?
No, fuck that, fuck that
I don't talk about u, I don't talk about u
Wit' yo' little almond-shaped head ass
Who the fuck do u think this is?
I'll kick your ass... twice

Bob, if u're out there
Let me see u dance
U said u were funky, c'mon

B-O-B, spell the shit backwards, what'd it say
Same motherfuckin' shit

Turn it out

Bob, ain't that a bitch?


Becomes :

[ gallon ]
Déjeme to already see dance of the new Layer, huh?
That is pleasant made the purchase of or he?
Yes, Or straight
which it considers that rich motherfucker
Or it knows again that of whom I am speaking
that one slicked behind paddy yet the gold in its mouth
it does not try to play 4 yesterday to me the idiot
of Cuz that I will give a pat to its ass in the center of the next week
I am grieved baby, of which is the rules

Payment the rent in this motherfucker raggedy
and all the u is aspires upon the food and the heat
says what?
Oh yes?
4 somebody that cannot be stopped them the safe suppers Or of T.V. eat enought of them motherfuckers
who bought or that ring of the diamond?
Yes, to the right.
Since then when it did or it has a work?
Or that sees that motherfucker again rich
which is its name?
Bob?
Bob, is not that a dog?
Which is he to do for a life?
Handle rock stars?
Who?
Prince?
It is not that a dog?
That motherfucker skinny with the high voice?
Please, who I seem baby?
Idiot of yesterday?
Or he does not know me now will kill u?
Fuckin de right Úre '.

I obtained to the weapon
Or I think that it does not do it?
Then which is this one?
Oh, of or of the tranquillity uh of uh now!
Little?
Yes, to the right.
It can be that it is little but is noisy
Yes, to the right.
Uh de Uh!

Now it puts that suitcase down and it goes inside there and it puts ignition that wig that I bought the no. of U,
no no, no a reddish
Bob, is not that a dog?
Oh Gotcha Either obtained Hey Bob,
if úre towards outside,
left me there considers the dance
or this Or of or were cowardly
C'mon, c'mon
is not that a dog?
Bob (left with its hands for above)
I will strike its ass with the foot (this one is its last warning)
I think that no?
(not of the Oh! Nigger obtained a laser)
(déjenos they obtain the hell of here)
Is Mr. homemade George?
Hello, Mr. George? {note: The high thrown voice}
this is its conscience, motherfucker {that responds to its call, when}
porqué does not do motherfuckers of the license of or only? {delayed to near 2 RPM, says}
which is incorrect with u? {"operator, what city please"}
Well, why we cannot just dance?
Why we cannot just dance?
No, the taken one which, taken that I do not speak of u,
I do not speak almond-formed main ass of ' I ' of the talent of or of the small one which the taken one does or thinks that he is this one?
I will strike its ass with the foot... Bob twice,
if úre outside left me there considers the dance either this Or of or were cowardly,
c'mon B-O-B, spells the excrement,
what'd the other way around he opinion excrement
of same motherfuckin '
Déle returned towards outside
Bob, is not that a dog?

hectim said:

for me!

Thierry said:

Can't he just re-record some of these: The Babelfish Mix?

Thierry said:

I do not speak that language, either.



Somehow that's just a little less intimidating than "I'll kick yo ass...Twice!"

If as for me is long she, in order to think for the second time thing, considerably being lucid at thing in about me well (my glance) u of your birthday suit tonight
(you do not look) me verifying, if if gonna you look at 2, (her, therefore you became tired, there is she) it has hiring me, you express, [ serious wait ] (the girl you hear Cindy C, (you think U. ? See) (' chain? Or whether) whiz every of mathematics and all the it is わ but as for me, from compared to that tad which is I who can make interest cause (at the time of the ampere ha ha that) (she those shoes things cannot do) (at first glance with me and walks can thing walks ' the tonight your kite good) of flyin (as for her you cannot dance) as for Cindy, it is without that something to say? (She being whoever, you see) (it gives) (Cindy c) Oohhh Cindy C, as for u you play with me in order ' to know me somethin or whether? I pay fee usually

100th post!!!

We are when close dance, me whom slow I do not fear and permit when the feeling which we cannot do being my love which is touched in you whom you think that I would like to grasp, it came to be, with my feeling show which is thought?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Well, that would have made that song a lot less fucking boring!

sorry dansa

FunkMistress said:

french

foot and fritos seasoned by ass

german

Feet and donkeys flovored fritos

italian

feet and fritos flavored ass

spanish

fried feet and condimentados ass

paintsprayer said:

paintsprayer said:

A new Goya product, perhaps?

FunkMistress said:

I can't even begin to guess what the hell this is

AdoreDaBang1 said:

Have you ever heard a little song called DMSR?

AdoreDaBang1 said:

Just looking for my avatar

FunkMistress said:

The local supermarket stopped carrying the Goya ginger beer that I like, but I'll be damned if they don't have a whole shelf and a half of condimentados ass


(and fried feet aint even legal up here in maine any more)

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Don't really care what the Japanese translation is. Doesn't matter. Man, my grandfather's generation served in WWII, when the Japanese invaded Indonesia and New Guinea, planning to invade Australia, and were cannibalised by the Japanese army on those islands, when they ran out of supplies, near the end of WWII.
[This message was edited Tue Oct 28 1:04:52 PST 2003 by davidmelbourne]

English to Spanish to English :

He was working per hours in five and one currency of ten cents that my head was Mr. McGee I have said to me that several times who he did not have taste of my Cuz class I were a 2 small piece he looks like without haste that was doin occupied? somethin? nothin of closing 2? But different that the day before is when I saw, ooh, I saw that she walked inside through the door of the exit, outside door

CHORUS: She used a beret of the raspberry the good finding of U?d in one second beret of the raspberry of the warehouse of the hand and if outside she warms up, she would not use beret of the raspberry much more that I think I the master

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[This message was edited Tue Oct 28 1:58:05 PST 2003 by TonyC]

*enter organ*

Most love
We mean life that of the electric word which gets together here
Where 2 today you obtain with this thing life which is called permanently from heart, that being mighty, is long time
But, as for me 2 word lie this U something which is the afterworld there are other ones here.

Never, the world of the thing which finishes happiness U the sun, cannot look at day or the night always

So when the U the shrink of the hill of the Beverly where the U has known one calling,
You have asked to that substituting which rank of your time - without dr Everything'll something to say whether the baby whether which rank of your heart the remaining て it is in him who is asked,

I think this is the best one yet, see if u can guess what this is from:

The cart pulling and the dealer for minders your right of the money it seems like the parasite which is raised. When and you need the em, most companies say! But I kick, being observed, am young in any case it was seen, ' the em it finishes to cut and do the 'em artist and the old Where'd come empty this the law which is not written? year you after the contract being supposed and being still the paid gettin '? before I take the worry of the child of the abundant suction cup of A, the boy, I break, the skid which hit go. The Gonna where this my child is quiet the hell after the year when is magnificient is made namely the contract of A is not the pension scheme. And as for you when he says that in him who is not given what it is not as for you my sibling small Richard is ridiculed. The hell is not that joke. The quiet sellin ', that person dying was broken is possible that song, is. In order for we to solve score, so the artist of the companion for Money Minder your for the person, the pushing, and the watch.

MrSquiggle said:

Let's dig Tony M. up and make him read it like this!

davidmelbourne said:

Ummm...yes. Okay.

It's just a game, dude.

davidmelbourne you got something goin on.
[This message was edited Tue Oct 28 8:41:02 PST 2003 by FunkyStrange]