Prince will embark on a 25 city club tour of North America in February of next year. NPGMC management have confirmed this story but report that since tickets will be $1000 a piece, no one will be able to afford to attend! The tour will be promoted by You've Just Been Had Productions and will commences in Atlanta on February 3.

February

3 Atlanta, GA - Butt Crack Theater
4 Miami, FL - Slow Pokes Are Us Hall
7 Austin, TX - Wanker's Club
8 San Antonio, TX - Jerk Me Off, Silly Theater
10 San Diego, CA - Spill The Beans Hall
12 Los Angeles, CA - Fuck, You Still Haven't Figured It Out Yet Theater
13 San Francisco, CA - It Should've Sunk In By Now Den
15 Salt Lake City, UT - Huh, What's He Talking About? Theater
17 St. Louis, MO - Kiss My Ass Club
18 Memphis, TN - Kiss It, You'll Like It Theater
20 Nashville, TN - Whatever Happened To Prince? Hall
22 Chicago, IL - What The Fuckety Is This? Club
23 Milwaukee, WI - Shank Hall
25 Minneapolis, MN - Stupid Idiot Den
28 Detroit, MI - I Don't Get It Theater

March

1 Cleveland, OH - Fuck, You're Dumb Club
3 Boston, MA - Feel Me Semore Den
4 Hartford, CT - WTF Theater
6 New York City, NY - Gulible Ducklings Hall
8 Hampton, VA - Harvery's Shoe Box
9 Philadelphia, PA - Dipshit Theater
11 Pittsburgh, PA - Isn't He Gay Hall
13 Charlotte, NC - ROTFLMFAO Den
14 Birmingham, AL - Well, Jim I Think I've Got It Now Theater
16 New Orleans, LA - If You're Still Thinking This Is A Real Schedule, You're Bent Hall

Woohoo! I'm there.

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jackhole

I'm kinda missing the Larry Graham Arena in this schedule...

That's gonna be a 'small club'

Are you sure you wanna be a night club comic?

I'll believe this when - and ONLY when - Anji tells me it.