So here you are its your big moment, just you your mike and the panel. Simons there staring at you, you think shit this is it i'm gonna hit him with something Purple. What would you pick to avoid being Simoned!!. I would choose '4 ever in my life', what about u.

None. I'd just pull out an uzi and blow those muva funkas away.


Simon et al.

I love Simon.

'When Doves Cry' if I wanted to blag my way in, or 'So Low' (off the Come album) if I wanted to show off my vocal talent.

I'd do "La La La He He Hee" complete with dog barking and howling. How could I not win!?

Face Down ?

javed said:

...tangerine

I've really thought about auditioning...

and i would do the blusey version of NC2U (Hits version)

ian said:

Simon would probably dismiss you as just another drunken Irishman...


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giotto said:

Fucking British.



fucking sloppy drunken irishwoman edit
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FunkMistress said:

Fucking Italian/Colombian, if you please...


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giotto said:

Okay, then, not you. Simon and all the other imperialist English pigs with their ideas about the Irish! I'm Irish/Mohawk, so I've had it up to here twice with them!

PS, I'm not talking about all the lovely UK orgers, before my orgnotes are stampeded by a torch-carrying mob. The establishment is evil, not the people.

Sister, Do Me Baby, Head, Let's Work...you see where I'm going with this.

I'd blow Simon Cowell.

Oh, er, that wasn't the question was it.

Romance1600 said:

So would the other contestants if it'd help them win.

Little Red Corvette... complete with strip tease

For a great stage performance I would sing Little Red Corvette and do those splits which I can lol but for vocal performance it would have to be Sometimesitsnowsinapril

Jack U Off/Right the Wrong/My Name Is Bart (Medley)

ian said:

I think you should do "Poom Poom"!

that song is brilliant, and EVERYONE loves it!

I think Simon is kind of yummy, but to avoid being Simonized, I think "Power Fantastic," "The Beautiful Ones," or "God" (minus all the weird noises) could do the trick.

MaggotBrain said:

damn straight blow that bitch straight to hell

i'd do "head", complete with the masturbatin/lickin of the geetar n'everything.






hump the hohner edit
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Naw...definitely Condition of The Heart.

WEDDING FEAST

The Beautful Ones

I would definitely do "Girl" - the extended version. Guaranteed success, I'm sure!

Hump the hohner.

Orgasm

DrFrankenfurter said:

dag...everyone always doggin' on poom poom! i really like the song (imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty ducks from the throwing of tomatos)

just for the fun of it i would do 319...complete with camera, dancer and chair.