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If you could genetically modify /clone Prince what would you change. O.K. its bloody hot here in the UK and it wakes up the silly threads that lurk in my head. Put on your mad professors hat and tell us what you'd change. I'd make him a bit taller and put in a quality control gene in his brain!. | |
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Not a thing. It's been an interesting ride so far and I see no need for any changes.   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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I'd change his big toe on his right foot.
It's slightly smaller than the one on the left foot. - [This message was edited Thu Aug 7 10:16:38 PDT 2003 by Romance1600] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I wouldn't change anything about his looks or his talent, but I would change all the JW cult crap that he's into these days. | |
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i'd lower the bull-headedness quota in his brain a titch, and that'd be it. then he'd be pretty well off.  | |
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The best thing to do with Prince, is to wait until it's possible to do single chromosome transfer, then clone him, but replace his Y with another X. The resulting female Prince should then be placed on a completely isolated island together with the original Prince. They should be left to there own devices for around 10 generations, or at least enough time for the sexually charged phenotype to give rise to rampant inbreeding that ultimately results in speciation.
You'll be left with a Prince species that could only breed with itself. I belief this would be utopia as far as Prince is concerned. He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. - Albert Einstein | |
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MaggotBrain said: The best thing to do with Prince, is to wait until it's possible to do single chromosome transfer, then clone him, but replace his Y with another X. The resulting female Prince should then be placed on a completely isolated island together with the original Prince. They should be left to there own devices for around 10 generations, or at least enough time for the sexually charged phenotype to give rise to rampant inbreeding that ultimately results in speciation.
You'll be left with a Prince species that could only breed with itself. I belief this would be utopia as far as Prince is concerned.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: MaggotBrain said: The best thing to do with Prince, is to wait until it's possible to do single chromosome transfer, then clone him, but replace his Y with another X. The resulting female Prince should then be placed on a completely isolated island together with the original Prince. They should be left to there own devices for around 10 generations, or at least enough time for the sexually charged phenotype to give rise to rampant inbreeding that ultimately results in speciation.
You'll be left with a Prince species that could only breed with itself. I belief this would be utopia as far as Prince is concerned.   He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. - Albert Einstein | |
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MaggotBrain said: The best thing to do with Prince, is to wait until it's possible to do single chromosome transfer, then clone him, but replace his Y with another X. The resulting female Prince should then be placed on a completely isolated island together with the original Prince. They should be left to there own devices for around 10 generations, or at least enough time for the sexually charged phenotype to give rise to rampant inbreeding that ultimately results in speciation.
You'll be left with a Prince species that could only breed with itself. I belief this would be utopia as far as Prince is concerned. Ooh, and then they could sell them at pet stores and we can train them to play whatever kind of music we want! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: MaggotBrain said: The best thing to do with Prince, is to wait until it's possible to do single chromosome transfer, then clone him, but replace his Y with another X. The resulting female Prince should then be placed on a completely isolated island together with the original Prince. They should be left to there own devices for around 10 generations, or at least enough time for the sexually charged phenotype to give rise to rampant inbreeding that ultimately results in speciation.
You'll be left with a Prince species that could only breed with itself. I belief this would be utopia as far as Prince is concerned. Ooh, and then they could sell them at pet stores and we can train them to play whatever kind of music we want! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Romance1600 said: LittlePill said: MaggotBrain said: The best thing to do with Prince, is to wait until it's possible to do single chromosome transfer, then clone him, but replace his Y with another X. The resulting female Prince should then be placed on a completely isolated island together with the original Prince. They should be left to there own devices for around 10 generations, or at least enough time for the sexually charged phenotype to give rise to rampant inbreeding that ultimately results in speciation.
You'll be left with a Prince species that could only breed with itself. I belief this would be utopia as far as Prince is concerned. Ooh, and then they could sell them at pet stores and we can train them to play whatever kind of music we want! oh lawd, a living prince tamagotchi!!!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Romance1600 said: LittlePill said: MaggotBrain said: The best thing to do with Prince, is to wait until it's possible to do single chromosome transfer, then clone him, but replace his Y with another X. The resulting female Prince should then be placed on a completely isolated island together with the original Prince. They should be left to there own devices for around 10 generations, or at least enough time for the sexually charged phenotype to give rise to rampant inbreeding that ultimately results in speciation.
You'll be left with a Prince species that could only breed with itself. I belief this would be utopia as far as Prince is concerned. Ooh, and then they could sell them at pet stores and we can train them to play whatever kind of music we want! oh lawd, a living prince tamagotchi!!! I wonder if they'd come with papers?  Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: I wonder if they'd come with papers?
probably not...you know how he'd be when it comes to contracts... | |
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I'm gonna open the first all Prince pet store/kennel club and sell purebred Princes!
Ooh! I'll need to hurry up and patent the first Prince pooper scooper! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: LittlePill said: I wonder if they'd come with papers?
probably not...you know how he'd be when it comes to contracts... Shit you're right! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: LittlePill said: I wonder if they'd come with papers?
probably not...you know how he'd be when it comes to contracts... Shit you're right!  | |
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Don't feed it Capt Crunch after midnight or it'll go nuts and perform 'Kamasutra' until dawn. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Romance1600 said: Don't feed it Capt Crunch after midnight or it'll go nuts and perform 'Kamasutra' until dawn.
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LittlePill said: Romance1600 said: Don't feed it Capt Crunch after midnight or it'll go nuts and perform 'Kamasutra' until dawn.
and it'd be like the ultimate pet for x-mas '03..."mooom, i want a prince!!!" | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: LittlePill said: Romance1600 said: Don't feed it Capt Crunch after midnight or it'll go nuts and perform 'Kamasutra' until dawn.
and it'd be like the ultimate pet for x-mas '03..."mooom, i want a prince!!!"Tickle Me Princes! I want one! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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How big would the vault need to be with so many Princes?
Maybe certain ones would be stuck in a particular Prince era, then we could all still be getting music from our favourite Prince time. There could be rival Prince clans all battling to musically outdo the other. This would then lead to the clan wars, with the Rainbow Children battling the evil of the clan, trying to stop them swearing and being so angry. This would last until the arseless pants clan turned up and caused the Rainbow Children to die of embarrasment.
More scary though, would be that they all turned out the same, an island full of JW Princes. Larry could come to visit and he would have an island full of Princes to hang on his every bible class. [This message was edited Thu Aug 7 12:05:34 PDT 2003 by TheEnglishGent] RIP  | |
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ignore this, did a reply with quote instead of edit and posted it all again! [This message was edited Thu Aug 7 12:06:03 PDT 2003 by TheEnglishGent] RIP | |
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One cunning feature:
Dolly ages prematurely. Thus, the new Prince pet would evolve musically, from Dirty Mind up to NEWS, all within the time it takes for a kid to reach adolescence (the time when most dogs and cats are dumped or starve because the kid has lost interest). For those that diss' NEWS, this could a beneficial coincidence. One cool solution could be to use gene silencing therapy to prevent the further aging of pet Prince around the age of 20. You wont even have to minaturise the creature - just like Prince did back in the day, you could create stockings from the fingers of gloves and keep your pet Prince in a perpetual state of Dirty Mindedness.  He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. - Albert Einstein | |
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TheEnglishGent said: How big would the vault need to be with so many Princes?
Maybe certain ones would be stuck in a particular Prince era, then we could all still be getting music from our favourite Prince time. There could be rival Prince clans all battling to musically outdo the other. This would then lead to the clan wars, with the Rainbow Children battling the evil of the clan, trying to stop them swearing and being so angry. This would last until the arseless pants clan turned up and caused the Rainbow Children to die of embarrasment.
More scary though, would be that they all turned out the same, an island full of JW Princes. Larry could come to visit and he would have an island full of Princes to hang on his every bible class. [This message was edited Thu Aug 7 12:05:34 PDT 2003 by TheEnglishGent]  ...i want a dirty mind one, and a 1999 one, and a parade one...oooh yeeeaaahhh... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: ...i want a dirty mind one, and a 1999 one, and a parade one...oooh yeeeaaahhh...I want one that plays dirty straight up funk and doesn't preach. Can they be trained to do that? Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Tickle Me Princes!
I want one! yeah, thing is that mommy would be quite, umm, smitten with lil' timmy's present. | |
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LittlePill said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: ...i want a dirty mind one, and a 1999 one, and a parade one...oooh yeeeaaahhh...I want one that plays dirty straight up funk and doesn't preach. Can they be trained to do that? definitely!  | |
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HE's FAbULoUS the way he is...one of the many reasons I  him. Cept maybe... eh heh, I would make me another Parade one   and I would just ADORE a Batman one 
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Now just imagine your pet Prince in purple! He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. - Albert Einstein | |
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MaggotBrain said:
Now just imagine your pet Prince in purple! You're not foolin' me, those are inkblots! Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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