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PrintableHandclapsfingasnapz said: madhouseman said: Regarding others in the movie, I don't know what Dez did, but he always wanted to be a Modernairre, but I don't think being a modernairre paid too well.
hmm...morris and jerome probably worked as waiters at some restaurant... morris: jerome! jerome: yes, morris? morris: get this dame some...chili sauce! waa-haaa! Morris: I'll bet you didn't know I owned a piece of this restaurant. Actually it's not mine I just work here. But it looks like might have to buy the whole thing and fire Jerome. That is if I didn't have to rely on tips and a meager salary. So what's it gonna be? Female customer: Chili Sauce. Morris: Oh lawd.   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Morris: I'll bet you didn't know I owned a piece of this restaurant. Actually it's not mine I just work here. But it looks like might have to buy the whole thing and fire Jerome. That is if I didn't have to rely on tips and a meager salary. So what's it gonna be?
Female customer: Chili Sauce. Morris: Oh lawd. female customer: "oh lawd" nothin, you've been talkin to me for the past 5 minutes! my enchiladas are gettin cold, don't make me get your manager!!! 
and what about apollonia 6, what'd they do for day jobs? i bet susan woulda been workin down at the library along with brown mark... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: LittlePill said: Morris: I'll bet you didn't know I owned a piece of this restaurant. Actually it's not mine I just work here. But it looks like might have to buy the whole thing and fire Jerome. That is if I didn't have to rely on tips and a meager salary. So what's it gonna be?
Female customer: Chili Sauce. Morris: Oh lawd. female customer: "oh lawd" nothin, you've been talkin to me for the past 5 minutes! my enchiladas are gettin cold, don't make me get your manager!!!
and what about apollonia 6, what'd they do for day jobs? i bet susan woulda been workin down at the library along with brown mark... Apples was probably a crack whore. That's why Prince wasn't with her in GB. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: LittlePill said: Morris: I'll bet you didn't know I owned a piece of this restaurant. Actually it's not mine I just work here. But it looks like might have to buy the whole thing and fire Jerome. That is if I didn't have to rely on tips and a meager salary. So what's it gonna be?
Female customer: Chili Sauce. Morris: Oh lawd. female customer: "oh lawd" nothin, you've been talkin to me for the past 5 minutes! my enchiladas are gettin cold, don't make me get your manager!!!
and what about apollonia 6, what'd they do for day jobs? i bet susan woulda been workin down at the library along with brown mark... Apples was probably a crack whore. That's why Prince wasn't with her in GB.  brenda woulda been teachin singin classes or sumfin...she wuz the only chick in a/v6 who could sing...
 this is what it sounds like....when edits cry[This message was edited Tue Aug 5 11:51:29 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz] | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: LittlePill said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: LittlePill said: Morris: I'll bet you didn't know I owned a piece of this restaurant. Actually it's not mine I just work here. But it looks like might have to buy the whole thing and fire Jerome. That is if I didn't have to rely on tips and a meager salary. So what's it gonna be?
Female customer: Chili Sauce. Morris: Oh lawd. female customer: "oh lawd" nothin, you've been talkin to me for the past 5 minutes! my enchiladas are gettin cold, don't make me get your manager!!!
and what about apollonia 6, what'd they do for day jobs? i bet susan woulda been workin down at the library along with brown mark... brenda woulda been teachin singin classes or sumfin...she wuz the only chick in a/v6 who could sing...
Apples was probably a crack whore. That's why Prince wasn't with her in GB. No no. Brenda was a ahair dresser. She spent her days dying old ladies heads blue. [This message was edited Tue Aug 5 11:53:16 PDT 2003 by LittlePill] Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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LittlePill said: No no. Brenda was a ahair dresser. She spent her days dying old ladies heads blue.
[This message was edited Tue Aug 5 11:53:16 PDT 2003 by LittlePill] lookin totally trashy...cigarette in one hand and a can of aqua net in the other...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: LittlePill said: No no. Brenda was a ahair dresser. She spent her days dying old ladies heads blue.
[This message was edited Tue Aug 5 11:53:16 PDT 2003 by LittlePill] lookin totally trashy...cigarette in one hand and a can of aqua net in the other... ...voice all raspy from the 3 packs a day she's smoked since she was 12... Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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Anxiety said: Because you know Billy didn't pay those poor kids very much.
I think Lisa was the meanest diner waitress in all of Minneapolis, especially if it was busy and she couldn't take her smoke break. Brown Mark was a librarian, because it was the only job he could find where you didn't have to talk very much. Wendy didn't have a job, but she sold Avon products (actually she forced people to buy Avon products from her - "Just buy the GOD DAMNED bath beads, okay? I'm getting REALLY TIRED of this.") Bobby Z. was a hairdresser. Dr. Fink was a veterinary assistant. The Kid, of course, was "self-employed". His parents always threatened to kick him out because he wouldn't get a job nor would he even do the dishes or lift a finger to help clean up around the house. Ingrate. HAHAHHAHAHA! RIGHT ON!!!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: LittlePill said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Anxiety said: LittlePill said: muirdo said: next years Purple Rain:The Truth
has a deleted scene showing the Kid on his paper-round. He didn't have no job. He was a momma's boy and she was letting him live at home for free, that's why his dad was so angry. Father: You spoil the boy! Mother: No I don't. Father: SMACK! you're CRAZY!!! whaaat's the matter with him gettin his own damn house?!!? Mother: He won't like it there. No one to talk to him. Father: Shut Up! SMACK! the kid: dad, please-- (francis l. smacks the kid outta the basement window and into the driveway)  slap-happy family edit
[This message was edited Tue Aug 5 9:52:24 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz] Or maybe he would start quoting Judd Nelson from The Breakfast Club..."No, Dad. What about you?!" (But now that I think of it, Breakfast Club came out after Purple Rain... As Gilda Radner would have said, "Nevermind!" | |
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Best. Thread. Ever. Keep your headphones on. | |
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Funniest thread I've read in ages. |
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Jill was, of course, a lady cab driver...  | |
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mcmeekle said:
Funniest thread I've read in ages. Co sign. Fuckin hilarious! | |
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