Imagine,
Mani = Lisa Riley [fat bitch from you've been framed]
high heels = clogs
bmw = robin reliant
Npg = les dawson, bernard manning,george formby and chuckle brothers.
doves = whippit
vegan food = hot pot
paisley park = knutsford service station
gett off = oooh you Bastard!
let me love you to the nines = any chance of a shafting love

have i left anything out?

Jehovah Witness is replaced by sitting on street corners drinking cheap cider.

Sometimes it's hard to be American.

Southern softies.

percy28 said:

Is that you Brits's equivalent of Nebraska?

JohnnyTheFox said:

'If Prince had come from Wigan he'd have been killed by now' Morrisey. I paraphrase but he said something like that!!

percy28 said:

So funny. In fact, it aint strictly 'norven', but Lee Evans could actually be the UK equivalent of Prince. A real crowd pleaser would be Jo Brand as Cat.

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i'd put him in jail.


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I dig the North. Some say it's God's country! Maybe Prince would have come from the Midlands--unity and all that, if you know what I mean

"Hit the North" (by a Smith)

"With the World's fate resting on your shoulder, you're gonna need someone on your side--and here I am..." (another Smith)

"...well you don't need to look so pleased!"

Diamond and Pearl - The Fat Slags

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Hi from the 'Yorkshire Massive' i.e. me!

Purple Rain would have been set on Coronation St.

Deirdre Apollonia: By 'eck, T'Kid's playing at T'Rovers.
Morris Baldwin: Well, I go to the foot of our stairs.
Deirdre A: I wish I were famous.
Morris: Join my group. T'Slappers 6
Deirdre A: T'Kid won't like that.
Morris: Ya got talent, luv. Come wi me.
Deirdre A: Right, I will.
Jerome Webster: Ya Car's fixed Morris. It were gasket.
Morris: By 'eck.

Later...

T' Kid: I'll not be 'elping you young lady.
Deirdre A: Why the 'eck not?
T' Kid: You'll 'ave to purify yersel' in Lake Windermere.
Deirdre A: I'll do no such thing. I'll freeze me tits off.

Deirdre suddenly changes her mind and strips off, showing her saggy tits and veiny neck. She jumps in.

T'Kid: 'Ang on a mo. That ain't Lake Windermere, that's Manchester Ship Canal ya soft cow.
Deirdre A: Aw, bloody 'ell. Ya coulda told me.

They set off on T'Kid's scooter to the tune of 'Tek Me With Ya'

Marrk said:

...and me!

Haystack said:

I feel proud to be British...too funny!

I think Prince would settle in East London! I've added the translations for our foriegn friends!

He'd be on the dog and bone (phone) to all us marys little lambs (Fans), kickin off about being a chaz n dave (slave) amd wantin to have a butchers (look) at at dodgy jacks (boots).

Then he'd sod off on holiday to Toronto to the see the Trouble (wife) and ask her why his new album sounds so pony (crap).

You know it makes sense. Its been emotional.

MaggotBrain said:

percy28 said:

Well he aint but u can dream...you know his ass dont like rain...shit...he'll stick to good ole minnesota...deal with it...dang uk wanna be fan's...be a fan to some1 over there...opps sorry you dont have no1 that stand's out well sorry then!

MRDREAMFACTORY said:

OOIIYYY! NAAAH! Sorry, you win hands down with wit alone...


But accept it fool, Prince is English... He keeps a ferret...

Well, he couldn't be a vegetarian with all the black pudding he'd have to eat.

Surely the doves should be racing pigeons and not whippets?

if prince were from northern england would we have to endure

gett off - packet of scraps mix
hot wit u - wit curry sauce edit.
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