Okay, just remembered that N.E.W.S was gonna be in stores today. In Wimbledon, having seen my parents and on my way back to Kensington, wondering whether it was going to be in the record stores. Checked out Virgin records, nothing. I find out there's an HMV here, hoping it might just be there. Go in, ask. Feeling nervous for some reason, been a long time since I've had this buzz or been into a record store asking for Prince. No luck according to one guy.. Damn, I knew this was too good to be true. Hold up, wait, another member of staff thinks it's just arrived! Oh god, keep cool. Act unconcerned. He checks upstairs. He comes back down with something in his hands. It's the new album by Prince. I can't believe it. £11.99, credit that motherfucker. I'm about to embark on an agonisingly long 45 minute journey back to my apartment, so I can enjoy it with my stereo giving it the funk it deserves. Fuck it, just tear the package open on the tube, in full view of everyone. Yeah baby, it's Prince but I'm still cool. Get hold of Brendan's review online, place CD in, turn volume and bass up high. Oh my fucking God! This shit is off the motherfucking hook! Any sexy bitch that thinks N.E.W.S is elevator music, needs to take me to that elevator and lock me in. No wait, fuck that. I have it in my hands, this is a motherfucking miracle. The music is groundbreaking for Prince. My heart is beating. I am inspired and I haven't felt like this for ages. N.E.W.S. has got my soul and the sun is shining...

still waiting for my copy to come from NPGMC.

Holy motherfucking shit! EAST is tearing a hole in my heart, that insane metal guitar, fucking hell!

Okay, just remembered that N.E.W.S was gonna be in stores today. In Wimbledon, having seen my parents and on my way back to Kensington, wondering whether it was going to be in the record stores. Checked out Virgin records, nothing. I find out there's an HMV here, hoping it might just be there. Go in, ask. Feeling nervous for some reason, been a long time since I've had this buzz or been into a record store asking for Prince. No luck according to one guy.. Damn, I knew this was too good to be true. Hold up, wait, another member of staff thinks it's just arrived! Oh god, keep cool. Act unconcerned. He checks upstairs. He comes back down with something in his hands. It's the new album by Prince. I can't believe it. £11.99, credit that motherfucker. I'm about to embark on an agonisingly long 45 minute journey back to my apartment, so I can enjoy it with my stereo giving it the funk it deserves. Fuck it, just tear the package open on the tube, in full view of everyone. Yeah baby, it's Prince but I'm still cool. Get hold of Brendan's review online, place CD in, turn volume and bass up high. Oh my fucking God! This shit is off the motherfucking hook! Any sexy bitch that thinks N.E.W.S is elevator music, needs to take me to that elevator and lock me in. No wait, fuck that. I have it in my hands, this is a motherfucking miracle. The music is groundbreaking for Prince. My heart is beating. I am inspired and I haven't felt like this for ages. N.E.W.S. has got my soul and the sun is shining...

Anji said:

East is still my favorite.

I'm sure evilwhitemale will be here soon enough to burst his bubble.

LittlePill said:

We'll kick his ass


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I'm sure evilwhitemale will be here soon enough to burst his bubble.

Man, Claire's gonna have to wait tonight,

Anji said:

Just put me out of my misery once and for all and tell me if that's Claire Fischer you're seeing

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Oh god, Prince, I love ya man!!! Man, Claire's gonna have to wait tonight, this CD is off the fucking rooftops! Even the ol' gay couple next door to me are on the balcony bobbing their heads. Yeah, they fancy me but hell, Prince is making them ol' funksters shake that ass LOL! I seriously cannot believe how absolutely amazingly good this sounds!!

Anji said:

She don't have to wait. Use "N.E.W.S." to seduce her. Then hit it long and hard, "and Anji you better stay on the beat".

Fcuk me Anji but hell ur turning me on with this funk trip
npgmc get my cds over here already!

I know it´s good but don´t you think you are exag...oh, well, nevermind, enjoy