ugh

Poor lonely computer, its time some1 programmed U, its time U learnt, love from lust

I am almost certain that computers do not get lonely, also Im sure they do not need 2 learn the difference between love and lust. Hence, Prince has lied twice on this occasion.

TheEnglishGent said:

i used to work in a Butlins holiday camp and one of the bands that entertained the kids used to do a cover of Gold.
Whenever they finished the "even at the center of fire there is cold"line,,they used to sing "no there isnt" after it.

I've always had a problem with the lyrics to my favourite song Gold.

I'm convinced Prince is lying.

It started in the winter on 96. I spend three months looking for molehills of proven ground. Could I find one? Nope!

So I gave up and spent the next few years looking for "An ocean of despair". I figured if Prince had seen "people living there", I could lend them a hand, as they must be pretty fed up.

Twice I nearly drowned and I didn't find ONE person!

I finally gave up believing Prince last year. Convinced he would not lie to me, I figured it was ok to stick my hand in my coal fire place, as he made it quite clear that "Even at the center of fire, there is cold".

Despite this, I logged on to ebay and tried to "sell whats already been sold". The bastards took away my ID! Thanks Prince.

Anyway, thats enough of that. I'm off to the hospital for the next session of skin grafts.

Do not believe what he says!

And does anybody think that Prince has ever really had a lion in his pocket?

"Housequake! Everybody jump up and down! Housequake! There a brand new groove goin' 'round!"

Now, my grandmother can't jump around like she used to. I mean when she catches the spirit in church that's different, but just out of the blue? That's not right. Also, I've never seen anyone doing a particular groove in the club. Everyone is usually just dancing from side to side because the dancefloor is so freakin' packed!

Haystack said:

And on the subject of pockets. In Little Red Corvette he sung "U had a pocket full of horses". How big are these pockets he keeps fantasising about and who are the freaky arsed giants that wear the trousers?
[This message was edited Tue Jun 24 14:51:53 PDT 2003 by TheEnglishGent]

Haystack said:

if he did his weiner would be missing

My sister was 32 lovley and loose... she's the reason for my sexuality

SO not true my sister is not 32 she is lovely but thank God that she is not loose or i would leave and if she was the reason for my sexuality i would drown myself in a toilet.

This is the jam of the year

wasitgood4u said:

monogamy and trust, that's what I'm talkin bout yeah right!!!

Haystack said:

wasitgood4u said:

TheEnglishGent said:

I believe he's referring to Trojan condoms.
[This message was edited Wed Jun 25 20:33:38 PDT 2003 by CocoSweet]

CocoSweet said:

Hmmm... "Trojan and some of them used". So are the used ones still in the pocket?

TheEnglishGent said:

I sure hope not..