I nicked this from Housequake, hope they don't mind:

Prince: "Damn, that steak looks good..."

PhilG said:

Looks like Donatella is about to be sick and throw up.

Madonna tells her partner "I told you she had too much to
drink, look at her! That bitch is NOT getting in our limo
later this evening. Let her take a ride home with suiggles"

Prince just goggles her with his usual faun look hoping
she won't puke on his new boots

Mayte is sizing up the photographer and by the look of it
she likes what she sees.


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PhilG said:

Or, as Donatella prepares to regurgitate her lunch,
Madonna asks someone else at the table;

"Oh my god, did o(+> 's wife just say 'Vercaise'??"

PhilG said:

Caption: "Why do they insist on sitting me next to these blonde skanks?"

PhilG said:

Donatella thugged o(+> 's trousers and commanded he'd
show her his wooden leg

Mayte looks like Dana International.

PhilG said:

Looks like Mayte is gonna start peddling Rogaine for Women.

Prince's looks like he's got a mouthfull of mumbo jumbo to spew.

Who or what is Donatella anyway?

LittlePill said:

Oh lawd...how embarrassing. A "Showgirls moment on the .org
Donatella VERSACE. Its Ver-sah-chi, not Ver-says, by the way. LMAO! Just messin' with ya!

Tom said:

when was this taken?
where was this taken?
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slm4m said:

London, Versace Fashion Show, 1998

IstenSzek said:

HA! HA!

Even though I am straight I have to say Prince is prettier than all of em.

pejman said:

at least in this pic...

"Prince, don't play with yourself at the table."

IstenSzek said:

Truer words have never been spoken! You Rock!

Romance1600 said:

Which is very true, though I doubt that much people here have heard of Dana.

BlaqueKnight said:

OK so she's a model? I've never seen or heard of her until now. You did say it was a her, right?

LOL...I remember this photo

I have another hilarious photo that I think is from this same event.It shows Puff Daddy talking on his cellphone,dressed really sharp in all white.Madonna has her hands around his neck,like she's trying to strangle him.



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Donatella: "C'mon, Pri...sorry...hunee, c'mon why don't you put on happy face on and join in the conversation with everyone else"

Prince:...

LittlePill said:

She's the famous fashion designer who took over her brother's famous clothing line after he was brutally murdered by a crazed gay serial killer,Andrew Cunanan.

time for me to join in all this fun here...



madonna (with a snort of disgust): "oh my god, mr. squiggle-shits is ignoring me to talk to that heffa?! this is the last straw...i'm not speakin to him anymore, and he better give me back those shoes i loaned him two months ago, too!! and check out his tramp of a wife, she is sooooo checkin out that waiter 5 tables away...."





snooty edit
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xpsiter said:

"...i wonder if they'll lemme have a bite..."

Prince stares and contemplates in his mind: Mayte can suck a mean dick but no woman can make a bed shake like ole girl Madonna

Prince: i wish that damn Big-assed Chin would stop staring at me. i want to look like i'm a tortured artist to shy to speak."

Donatella: C'mon, Princey, honey...have a bit of tofu. by the way, do you think Mayte would mind a threesome?

milty said:

Madonna: OH MAH GAWD!! look at him? Christ he bores me. it was like that when we dated - all i wanted to do was fuck like a monkey and all he wanted to do was stare at the floor. OH MAH GAWD!

PhilG said:

Dontella "Oh, Prince! I love you like you came out of here, you old queen. Darling, are you coming to my Oscar party!"

Madonna "I don't believe that loser that directed that horrible British movie was hitting on me. What was his name. Dude or Man or something?"

Prince "The only reason I'm listening to this Italian skank is becuase she bought two copies of "New Power Soul". Maybe I should just sign with Clive Davis for one album...what could go wrong."

Mayte "Mrs. Hoover, I eat my sparkles. Is that Tommy Lee?"
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