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LaMont

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The Prince fans that I can do without pt. 4

Here is another installment that struck me today:

*The Prince Wanna Be: This is a rather diverse category. The most obvious personification is the guy (or girl) that transforms themselves into Prince physically. It cant really work unless you are tiny so when you see some 6 ft, 200 lbs dude with the finger waves and a cheap rayon blouse outside the gig trying to get that Prince vibe, it is always laughable. All this might have been ok when you were a teenager back in the 80s but let's face it, Prince fans are well into middle age now - it just isnt cute anymore. The fat chicks dressed like Vanity 6 are actually kind of sad (they must have been paying these cows to come to last year's celebration). There are some that go so far as to make a replica of one of Prince's outfits. I remember going to the Jam of the Year tour at the Hollywood Bowl and there was some little hispanic guy waiting on line with the complete - and I do mean complete - 1999 video outfit and hair style. I dont know where he found a sparkly purple trenchcoat. At the celebration, there was a guy from Italy who wore the little black cut off suit from the Mountains video - big white buttons and even the hat! But he had on some beat up brown dock shoes! Blew up the whole look.

Its all good. While I could do without them, I would sorely miss them if they disappeared. They are part of the spectacle of a Prince concert and gives us something to laugh at while waiting to get into the venue. God bless 'em.


*The "serious" Prince musician who thinks he is Prince: I have no patience with this type. He is the evil twin of the guy in the prior category. He grows the little facial hair and the sleazy hairdo like Prince. He wears the bogus looking ear wrap. He wears the Prince-like clothes and tries to look as androgynous as possible (blousy or lace shirts, silky or velvet pants, cheap ass colored sunglasses, way too much perfume, even the heels sometimes), ALWAYS has his lame ass demo tape or CD-R with him outside the gig; strolls all over the venue before the show to make sure that everyone sees how sexy, cool, and "Princely" he is; talks as if he is actually in the business (never mind the fact the he still works at a record store in the mall) and knows Prince personally; cant really play any instrument that well and sings like one of the losers on American Idol; has a website with his samples of bad Prince rip off tunes and contact info for booking (as if someone would pay money to hire him and his "band"); usually has the word "Dre" somewhere in the name that he is using; and often fools the most gullible young chicks into thinking that he is something desirable.

You know the type if you have been to Prince concerts in major cities with some kind of music scene. Unlike the Wanna Be, this guy is the more irritating and arrogant version and if I had my way, I would have some Big Chick looking security dudes just beat his punk ass and throw him out of the gig...but that wouldnt be fair...I guess.


* The fake non chalant Prince naysayer: I never understood why this fan came to the concert. He acts as if he could take or leave Prince. He seems unconcerned with getting a good place in the gig. He actually bad mouths groupies and Prince freaks for worshipping Prince and getting so excited. He's "very" cool...until showtime. If you scan the crowd, you see him giving it up like Morris and Jerome during the closing act of Purple Rain. He is singing all the lyrics. He has the $30 Tshirt on. By the end of the show, he is down front screaming like a bitch. Just hilarious.
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Reply #1 posted 04/27/03 10:50am

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u should make a book outta these lists, lamont...falloff
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Reply #2 posted 04/27/03 11:21am

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LaMont said:

Here is another installment that struck me today:

*The Prince Wanna Be: This is a rather diverse category. The most obvious personification is the guy (or girl) that transforms themselves into Prince physically. It cant really work unless you are tiny so when you see some 6 ft, 200 lbs dude with the finger waves and a cheap rayon blouse outside the gig trying to get that Prince vibe, it is always laughable. The fat chicks dressed like Vanity 6 are actually kind of sad (they must have been paying this chicks to come to last year's celebration). There are some that go so far as to make a replica of one of Prince's outfits. I remember going to the Jam of the Year tour at the Hollywood Bowl and there was some little hispanic guy waitig on line with the complete - and I do mean complete - 1999 video outfit. I dont know where he found a sparkly purple trenchcoat. At the celebration, there was a guy from Italy who wore the little black cut off suit from the Mountains video - buttons and the hat! But he had on brown dock shoes! Blew up the whole look.

Its all good. While I could do without them, I would sorely miss them if they disappeared. They are part of the spectacle of a Prince concert and gives us something to laugh at while waiting to get into the venue. God bless 'em.


*The "serious" Prince musician who thinks he is Prince: I have no patience with this type. He is the evil twin of the guy in the prior category. He grows the little facial hair and the sleazy hairdo like Prince. He wears the bogus looking ear wrap. He wears the Prince-like clothes (blousy or lace shirts, silky or velvet pants, cheap ass colored sunglasses, way too much perfume, even the heels sometimes), ALWAYS has his lame ass demo tape or CD-R with him outside the gig; strolls all over the venue before the show to make sure that everyone sees how sexy, cool, and "Princely" he is; talks as if he is actually in the business (never mind the fact the he still works at a record store in the mall) and knows Prince personally; cant really play any instrument that well and sings like one of the losers on American Idol; has a website with his samples of bad Prince rip off tunes and contact info for booking (as if someone would pay money to hire him and his "band"); and often fools the most gullible young chicks into thinking that he is something desirable.

You know the type if you have been to Prince concerts in major cities with some kind of music scene. Unlike the Wanna Be, this guy is the more irritating and arrogant version and if I had my way, I would have some Big Chick looking security dudes just beat his punk ass and throw him out of the gig...but that wouldnt be fair...I guess.


* The fake non chalant Prince naysayer: I never understood why this fan came to the concert. He acts as if he could take or leave Prince. He seems unconcerned with getting a good place in the gig. He actually bad mouths groupies and Prince freaks for worshipping Prince and getting so excited. He's "very" cool...until showtime. If you scan the crowd, you see him giving it up like Morris and Jerome during the closing act of Purple Rain. He is singing all the lyrics. He has the $30 Tshirt on. By the end of the show, he is down front screaming like a bitch. Just hilarious.
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DUDE!!! perfect detailed descriptions right on the money but we gotta have peeps like these around for one of my favorite arts :PEOPLE WATCHING!!!
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Reply #3 posted 04/27/03 11:30am

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LaMont said:

I remember going to the Jam of the Year tour at the Hollywood Bowl and there was some little hispanic guy waitig on line with the complete - and I do mean complete - 1999 video outfit. I dont know where he found a sparkly purple trenchcoat. At the celebration, there was a guy from Italy who wore the little black cut off suit from the Mountains video - buttons and the hat! But he had on brown dock shoes! Blew up the whole look.

if i were u i woulda crumbed on that dude...or popped 'im upside the head and asked 'im what the hell wuz goin on...disbelief
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Those are the prince fans I can't do without...woot!
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Reply #5 posted 04/27/03 12:31pm

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Hell yeah... I've seen a few at these at concerts, very scary indeed.

Fuck it, I put a lot of hours into running a Prince fansite so I'd have thought I'd qualify as a "hardcore fan" but there are those types that wear ear moonwraps, ruffly shirts and write "slave" on their face with their mum's eyeliner. This is not a healthy way to live people.
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Reply #6 posted 04/27/03 2:35pm

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ian said:

Hell yeah... I've seen a few at these at concerts, very scary indeed.

Fuck it, I put a lot of hours into running a Prince fansite so I'd have thought I'd qualify as a "hardcore fan" but there are those types that wear ear moonwraps, ruffly shirts and write "slave" on their face with their mum's eyeliner. This is not a healthy way to live people.



No way!!! That is scary shit!!! I guess we're not hardcore fans Ian!

Oh and Lamont, You wanna check out Nikka Costa's official website message board. . you're err . . . quite unpopular there!
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Reply #7 posted 04/27/03 3:46pm

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LaMont said:

Here is another installment that struck me today:

*The Prince Wanna Be: This is a rather diverse category. The most obvious personification is the guy (or girl) that transforms themselves into Prince physically. It cant really work unless you are tiny so when you see some 6 ft, 200 lbs dude with the finger waves and a cheap rayon blouse outside the gig trying to get that Prince vibe, it is always laughable. All this might be ok when you were a teenager back in the 80s but let's face it, Prince fans are well into middle age now - it just isnt cute anymore. The fat chicks dressed like Vanity 6 are actually kind of sad (they must have been paying this chicks to come to last year's celebration). There are some that go so far as to make a replica of one of Prince's outfits. I remember going to the Jam of the Year tour at the Hollywood Bowl and there was some little hispanic guy waiting on line with the complete - and I do mean complete - 1999 video outfit and hair style. I dont know where he found a sparkly purple trenchcoat. At the celebration, there was a guy from Italy who wore the little black cut off suit from the Mountains video - buttons and the hat! But he had on brown dock shoes! Blew up the whole look.

Its all good. While I could do without them, I would sorely miss them if they disappeared. They are part of the spectacle of a Prince concert and gives us something to laugh at while waiting to get into the venue. God bless 'em.


*The "serious" Prince musician who thinks he is Prince: I have no patience with this type. He is the evil twin of the guy in the prior category. He grows the little facial hair and the sleazy hairdo like Prince. He wears the bogus looking ear wrap. He wears the Prince-like clothes and tries to look as androgynous as possible (blousy or lace shirts, silky or velvet pants, cheap ass colored sunglasses, way too much perfume, even the heels sometimes), ALWAYS has his lame ass demo tape or CD-R with him outside the gig; strolls all over the venue before the show to make sure that everyone sees how sexy, cool, and "Princely" he is; talks as if he is actually in the business (never mind the fact the he still works at a record store in the mall) and knows Prince personally; cant really play any instrument that well and sings like one of the losers on American Idol; has a website with his samples of bad Prince rip off tunes and contact info for booking (as if someone would pay money to hire him and his "band"); usually has the word "Dre" somewhere in the name that he is using; and often fools the most gullible young chicks into thinking that he is something desirable.

You know the type if you have been to Prince concerts in major cities with some kind of music scene. Unlike the Wanna Be, this guy is the more irritating and arrogant version and if I had my way, I would have some Big Chick looking security dudes just beat his punk ass and throw him out of the gig...but that wouldnt be fair...I guess.


* The fake non chalant Prince naysayer: I never understood why this fan came to the concert. He acts as if he could take or leave Prince. He seems unconcerned with getting a good place in the gig. He actually bad mouths groupies and Prince freaks for worshipping Prince and getting so excited. He's "very" cool...until showtime. If you scan the crowd, you see him giving it up like Morris and Jerome during the closing act of Purple Rain. He is singing all the lyrics. He has the $30 Tshirt on. By the end of the show, he is down front screaming like a bitch. Just hilarious.
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hey lamont here's something that struck me 2day;

1. u r probably all of these
2. why try 2 phsyco-analize ppl at a concert (be it prince or not) ?
3. every single person @ any live gig contibutes to the overall feel/vibe (which surley makes your xperiance more enjoyable, because personally i could'nt care less if the person standing next 2 me was in any of your so called catagories)
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Reply #8 posted 04/27/03 3:59pm

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xt1000 said:

LaMont said:

Here is another installment that struck me today:

*The Prince Wanna Be: This is a rather diverse category. The most obvious personification is the guy (or girl) that transforms themselves into Prince physically. It cant really work unless you are tiny so when you see some 6 ft, 200 lbs dude with the finger waves and a cheap rayon blouse outside the gig trying to get that Prince vibe, it is always laughable. All this might be ok when you were a teenager back in the 80s but let's face it, Prince fans are well into middle age now - it just isnt cute anymore. The fat chicks dressed like Vanity 6 are actually kind of sad (they must have been paying this chicks to come to last year's celebration). There are some that go so far as to make a replica of one of Prince's outfits. I remember going to the Jam of the Year tour at the Hollywood Bowl and there was some little hispanic guy waiting on line with the complete - and I do mean complete - 1999 video outfit and hair style. I dont know where he found a sparkly purple trenchcoat. At the celebration, there was a guy from Italy who wore the little black cut off suit from the Mountains video - buttons and the hat! But he had on brown dock shoes! Blew up the whole look.

Its all good. While I could do without them, I would sorely miss them if they disappeared. They are part of the spectacle of a Prince concert and gives us something to laugh at while waiting to get into the venue. God bless 'em.


*The "serious" Prince musician who thinks he is Prince: I have no patience with this type. He is the evil twin of the guy in the prior category. He grows the little facial hair and the sleazy hairdo like Prince. He wears the bogus looking ear wrap. He wears the Prince-like clothes and tries to look as androgynous as possible (blousy or lace shirts, silky or velvet pants, cheap ass colored sunglasses, way too much perfume, even the heels sometimes), ALWAYS has his lame ass demo tape or CD-R with him outside the gig; strolls all over the venue before the show to make sure that everyone sees how sexy, cool, and "Princely" he is; talks as if he is actually in the business (never mind the fact the he still works at a record store in the mall) and knows Prince personally; cant really play any instrument that well and sings like one of the losers on American Idol; has a website with his samples of bad Prince rip off tunes and contact info for booking (as if someone would pay money to hire him and his "band"); usually has the word "Dre" somewhere in the name that he is using; and often fools the most gullible young chicks into thinking that he is something desirable.

You know the type if you have been to Prince concerts in major cities with some kind of music scene. Unlike the Wanna Be, this guy is the more irritating and arrogant version and if I had my way, I would have some Big Chick looking security dudes just beat his punk ass and throw him out of the gig...but that wouldnt be fair...I guess.


* The fake non chalant Prince naysayer: I never understood why this fan came to the concert. He acts as if he could take or leave Prince. He seems unconcerned with getting a good place in the gig. He actually bad mouths groupies and Prince freaks for worshipping Prince and getting so excited. He's "very" cool...until showtime. If you scan the crowd, you see him giving it up like Morris and Jerome during the closing act of Purple Rain. He is singing all the lyrics. He has the $30 Tshirt on. By the end of the show, he is down front screaming like a bitch. Just hilarious.
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hey lamont here's something that struck me 2day;

1. u r probably all of these
2. why try 2 phsyco-analize ppl at a concert (be it prince or not) ?
3. every single person @ any live gig contibutes to the overall feel/vibe (which surley makes your xperiance more enjoyable, because personally i could'nt care less if the person standing next 2 me was in any of your so called catagories)


Its all fun. If you read closely, you would see that I said that some of them are part of the spectacle of a Prince concert. Stay tuned for my next installment where I will discuss the Prince fan with no sense of humor and a very tight anus
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Reply #9 posted 04/27/03 6:26pm

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LaMont said:[quote]Here is another installment that struck me today:

*The Prince Wanna Be: This is a rather diverse category. The most obvious personification is the guy (or girl) that transforms themselves into Prince physically. It cant really work unless you are tiny so when you see some 6 ft, 200 lbs dude with the finger waves and a cheap rayon blouse outside the gig trying to get that Prince vibe, it is always laughable. All this might be ok when you were a teenager back in the 80s but let's face it, Prince fans are well into middle age now - it just isnt cute anymore. The fat chicks dressed like Vanity 6 are actually kind of sad (they must have been paying these cows to come to last year's celebration). There are some that go so far as to make a replica of one of Prince's outfits. I remember going to the Jam of the Year tour at the Hollywood Bowl and there was some little hispanic guy waiting on line with the complete - and I do mean complete - 1999 video outfit and hair style. I dont know where he found a sparkly purple trenchcoat. At the celebration, there was a guy from Italy who wore the little black cut off suit from the Mountains video - buttons and the hat! But he had on brown dock shoes! Blew up the whole look.

Its all good. While I could do without them, I would sorely miss them if they disappeared. They are part of the spectacle of a Prince concert and gives us something to laugh at while waiting to get into the venue. God bless 'em.


*The "serious" Prince musician who thinks he is Prince: I have no patience with this type. He is the evil twin of the guy in the prior category. He grows the little facial hair and the sleazy hairdo like Prince. He wears the bogus looking ear wrap. He wears the Prince-like clothes and tries to look as androgynous as possible (blousy or lace shirts, silky or velvet pants, cheap ass colored sunglasses, way too much perfume, even the heels sometimes), ALWAYS has his lame ass demo tape or CD-R with him outside the gig; strolls all over the venue before the show to make sure that everyone sees how sexy, cool, and "Princely" he is; talks as if he is actually in the business (never mind the fact the he still works at a record store in the mall) and knows Prince personally; cant really play any instrument that well and sings like one of the losers on American Idol; has a website with his samples of bad Prince rip off tunes and contact info for booking (as if someone would pay money to hire him and his "band"); usually has the word "Dre" somewhere in the name that he is using; and often fools the most gullible young chicks into thinking that he is something desirable.

You know the type if you have been to Prince concerts in major cities with some kind of music scene. Unlike the Wanna Be, this guy is the more irritating and arrogant version and if I had my way, I would have some Big Chick looking security dudes just beat his punk ass and throw him out of the gig...but that wouldnt be fair...I guess.


* The fake non chalant Prince naysayer: I never understood why this fan came to the concert. He acts as if he could take or leave Prince. He seems unconcerned with getting a good place in the gig. He actually bad mouths groupies and Prince freaks for worshipping Prince and getting so excited. He's "very" cool...until showtime. If you scan the crowd, you see him giving it up like Morris and Jerome during the closing act of Purple Rain. He is singing all the lyrics. He has the $30 Tshirt on. By the end of the show, he is down front screaming like a bitch. Just hilarious.

lol Absolutely Great! Funniest thing I've read in awhile.
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Reply #10 posted 04/27/03 7:27pm

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Hell yeah... I've seen a few at these at concerts, very scary indeed.

Fuck it, I put a lot of hours into running a Prince fansite so I'd have thought I'd qualify as a "hardcore fan" but there are those types that wear ear moonwraps, ruffly shirts and write "slave" on their face with their mum's eyeliner. This is not a healthy way to live people.



They're like Trekkies eek
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Reply #11 posted 04/27/03 8:13pm

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DAMN lamont, you're brilliant - you know that, right? hey xt1000, you should try to shake it off, loosen up - you'll live longer.


lamont said: "Its all fun. If you read closely, you would see that I said that some of them are part of the spectacle of a Prince concert. Stay tuned for my next installment where I will discuss the Prince fan with no sense of humor and a very tight anus"
No confusion, no tears. No enemies, no fear. No sorrow, no pain. No ball, no chain.

Sex is not love. Love is not sex. Putting words in other people's mouths will only get you elected.

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Reply #12 posted 04/27/03 9:04pm

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Nikster said:

ian said:

Hell yeah... I've seen a few at these at concerts, very scary indeed.

Fuck it, I put a lot of hours into running a Prince fansite so I'd have thought I'd qualify as a "hardcore fan" but there are those types that wear ear moonwraps, ruffly shirts and write "slave" on their face with their mum's eyeliner. This is not a healthy way to live people.



They're like Trekkies eek

maybe even worse...omfg
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Reply #13 posted 04/28/03 9:33am

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xt1000 said:

LaMont said:

Here is another installment that struck me today:

*The Prince Wanna Be: This is a rather diverse category. The most obvious personification is the guy (or girl) that transforms themselves into Prince physically. It cant really work unless you are tiny so when you see some 6 ft, 200 lbs dude with the finger waves and a cheap rayon blouse outside the gig trying to get that Prince vibe, it is always laughable. All this might be ok when you were a teenager back in the 80s but let's face it, Prince fans are well into middle age now - it just isnt cute anymore. The fat chicks dressed like Vanity 6 are actually kind of sad (they must have been paying this chicks to come to last year's celebration). There are some that go so far as to make a replica of one of Prince's outfits. I remember going to the Jam of the Year tour at the Hollywood Bowl and there was some little hispanic guy waiting on line with the complete - and I do mean complete - 1999 video outfit and hair style. I dont know where he found a sparkly purple trenchcoat. At the celebration, there was a guy from Italy who wore the little black cut off suit from the Mountains video - buttons and the hat! But he had on brown dock shoes! Blew up the whole look.

Its all good. While I could do without them, I would sorely miss them if they disappeared. They are part of the spectacle of a Prince concert and gives us something to laugh at while waiting to get into the venue. God bless 'em.


*The "serious" Prince musician who thinks he is Prince: I have no patience with this type. He is the evil twin of the guy in the prior category. He grows the little facial hair and the sleazy hairdo like Prince. He wears the bogus looking ear wrap. He wears the Prince-like clothes and tries to look as androgynous as possible (blousy or lace shirts, silky or velvet pants, cheap ass colored sunglasses, way too much perfume, even the heels sometimes), ALWAYS has his lame ass demo tape or CD-R with him outside the gig; strolls all over the venue before the show to make sure that everyone sees how sexy, cool, and "Princely" he is; talks as if he is actually in the business (never mind the fact the he still works at a record store in the mall) and knows Prince personally; cant really play any instrument that well and sings like one of the losers on American Idol; has a website with his samples of bad Prince rip off tunes and contact info for booking (as if someone would pay money to hire him and his "band"); usually has the word "Dre" somewhere in the name that he is using; and often fools the most gullible young chicks into thinking that he is something desirable.

You know the type if you have been to Prince concerts in major cities with some kind of music scene. Unlike the Wanna Be, this guy is the more irritating and arrogant version and if I had my way, I would have some Big Chick looking security dudes just beat his punk ass and throw him out of the gig...but that wouldnt be fair...I guess.


* The fake non chalant Prince naysayer: I never understood why this fan came to the concert. He acts as if he could take or leave Prince. He seems unconcerned with getting a good place in the gig. He actually bad mouths groupies and Prince freaks for worshipping Prince and getting so excited. He's "very" cool...until showtime. If you scan the crowd, you see him giving it up like Morris and Jerome during the closing act of Purple Rain. He is singing all the lyrics. He has the $30 Tshirt on. By the end of the show, he is down front screaming like a bitch. Just hilarious.
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hey lamont here's something that struck me 2day;

1. u r probably all of these
2. why try 2 phsyco-analize ppl at a concert (be it prince or not) ?
3. every single person @ any live gig contibutes to the overall feel/vibe (which surley makes your xperiance more enjoyable, because personally i could'nt care less if the person standing next 2 me was in any of your so called catagories)




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Reply #14 posted 05/05/03 9:17am

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theblueangel said:

DAMN lamont, you're brilliant - you know that, right? hey xt1000, you should try to shake it off, loosen up - you'll live longer.


lamont said: "Its all fun. If you read closely, you would see that I said that some of them are part of the spectacle of a Prince concert. Stay tuned for my next installment where I will discuss the Prince fan with no sense of humor and a very tight anus"



I've shaken and now i'm very loose...thanx 4 that wink

I think y'all mis-read...

For example shall i diss ppl with brown shoes walking down Tottenham Court Road, just because i dont like brown shoes ?

Wow sometimes u ppl go WAY 2 far...
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