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3 lessons to SLAM ANTI PRINCE's FACE! 3 LESSONS TO GIVE ANTI-PRINCE NO CHANCE:
Lesson I : slam your anti-Prince girlfriend/boyfriend 1 - take an upfront Prince CD (Parade, i-e). 2 - Put it into your player, then push and play 3 - Call your fav anti-Prince friend and PLAY… I experienced it a few hours ago and my anti-Prince lover danced on Kiss and descreetly enjoyed Sometimes It snows in April and Christopher Tracy's Parade! Kind of "hey, he's a REAL artist! I must be wrong…" Lesson II: slam the R&B and rappers (experienced last saturday) 1- My neghbours sucks loud with Dangelo and Rap stuff. 2- take your extended copy of "I Wish You Heaven" and play part 3 (you know, the incredible cosmic/freaky/JB rap) and PLAY it LOUD. I swear that when the masterpiece stopped, I realised that my neighbours stopped the music and then played back the rap stuff – they were listening to the whole thing! Lesson III: slam the techno ravers 1 - Take your Vanity 6 copy 2 - Play "Drive me Wild" and "Make Up" loud. 3 - Shout that its from 1981… Usually, the kids start to cry and decide to make their mama happy. | |
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Lesson IV: want to have sex with an anti-Prince?
1 - Play the coolest tracks of Xpectation 2 - have the hotest sex youy ever had 3 - take the CD off and throw the CD bax (with the big Prince mention) on the bed… The bitch is definitly done! I feel sooo good… | |
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Lesson III: slam the techno ravers
1 - Take your Vanity 6 copy 2 - Play "Drive me Wild" and "Make Up" loud. 3 - Shout that its from 1981… Usually, the kids start to cry and decide to make their mama happy. I would also like to remind 16 year old candy ravers that we had glowsticks back in the early 80's before they were even born. LOL. | |
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Tom said: Lesson III: slam the techno ravers
1 - Take your Vanity 6 copy 2 - Play "Drive me Wild" and "Make Up" loud. 3 - Shout that its from 1981… Usually, the kids start to cry and decide to make their mama happy. I would also like to remind 16 year old candy ravers that we had glowsticks back in the early 80's before they were even born. LOL. this is so funny, cuz i have friends who are candy kids... | |
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TheP said: Lesson IV: want to have sex with an anti-Prince?
1 - Play the coolest tracks of Xpectation 2 - have the hotest sex youy ever had 3 - take the CD off and throw the CD bax (with the big Prince mention) on the bed… The bitch is definitly done! I feel sooo good… Funny how I can picture this happening from a fly on the wall point of view. I am MrVictor.... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Tom said: Lesson III: slam the techno ravers
1 - Take your Vanity 6 copy 2 - Play "Drive me Wild" and "Make Up" loud. 3 - Shout that its from 1981… Usually, the kids start to cry and decide to make their mama happy. I would also like to remind 16 year old candy ravers that we had glowsticks back in the early 80's before they were even born. LOL. this is so funny, cuz i have friends who are candy kids... I'd also play "All The Critics Love U In New York," arguably the first "rave" track I ever heard . . . Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
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