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Thread started 05/05/03 12:03pm

TheP

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4 lessons to DEFINITLY kick anti-Prince's ass!!!!!!!

Lesson I : slam your anti-Prince girlfriend/boyfriend!
1 - take an upfront Prince CD (Parade, e-g).
2 - Put it into your player
3 - Call your anti-Prince boy/girlfriend, push and PLAY…
I experienced it a few hours ago and my anti-Prince lover danced on "Kiss" and descreetly enjoyed "Sometimes It snows in April" and "Christopher Tracy's Parade"!
Kind of "hey, he's a REAL artist! I must be wrong…"
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Lesson II: slam the R&B and rappers (experienced last saturday!)
1- My neighbours sucked loud with Dangelo and Rap stuff.
2- take your extended copy of "I Wish You Heaven" and play part 3 (you know, the incredible cosmic/freaky/JB rap) and PLAY it LOUD!

I swear that when the masterpiece stopped, I realised that my neighbours had stopped the music and then would play the rap stuff back again – they were listening to the whole thing!
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Lesson III: slam the techno ravers!
1 - Take your Vanity 6 album copy
2 - Play "Drive me Wild" and "Make Up" loud.
3 - Shout that its from 1981!
Usually, the kids start to cry and decide to make their mama happy! You can try "Erotic City" too---
Lesson IV: want to have sex with an anti-Prince?
1 - Play the coolest tracks of Xpectation
2 - have the hotest sex you ever had
3 - take the CD off and throw the box set(you know, with the big Prince mention) on the bed…

The bitch is definitly done!

I feel sooo good…
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Reply #1 posted 05/05/03 12:11pm

PANDURITO

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clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping
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Reply #2 posted 05/05/03 12:15pm

JDINTERACTIVE

Lol, Uve obviously thought this out! worship
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Reply #3 posted 05/05/03 12:16pm

CindyC

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dancing jig
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Reply #4 posted 05/05/03 12:18pm

MrHappy

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headbang
The contents and opinions expressed by MrHappy have not been approved for publication by Prince or anyone in his employ.
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Reply #5 posted 05/05/03 12:47pm

Sandra

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worship
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Reply #6 posted 05/05/03 12:53pm

langebleu

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yawn

Haven't I read the same spelling mistake when you posted this here:

http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=47459
ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift.
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Reply #7 posted 05/05/03 1:30pm

JassyGF

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clapping Yes, yes, and yes! worship
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