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4 lessons to DEFINITLY kick anti-Prince's ass!!!!!!! Lesson I : slam your anti-Prince girlfriend/boyfriend!
1 - take an upfront Prince CD (Parade, e-g). 2 - Put it into your player 3 - Call your anti-Prince boy/girlfriend, push and PLAY… I experienced it a few hours ago and my anti-Prince lover danced on "Kiss" and descreetly enjoyed "Sometimes It snows in April" and "Christopher Tracy's Parade"! Kind of "hey, he's a REAL artist! I must be wrong…" --- Lesson II: slam the R&B and rappers (experienced last saturday!) 1- My neighbours sucked loud with Dangelo and Rap stuff. 2- take your extended copy of "I Wish You Heaven" and play part 3 (you know, the incredible cosmic/freaky/JB rap) and PLAY it LOUD! I swear that when the masterpiece stopped, I realised that my neighbours had stopped the music and then would play the rap stuff back again – they were listening to the whole thing! --- Lesson III: slam the techno ravers! 1 - Take your Vanity 6 album copy 2 - Play "Drive me Wild" and "Make Up" loud. 3 - Shout that its from 1981! Usually, the kids start to cry and decide to make their mama happy! You can try "Erotic City" too--- Lesson IV: want to have sex with an anti-Prince? 1 - Play the coolest tracks of Xpectation 2 - have the hotest sex you ever had 3 - take the CD off and throw the box set(you know, with the big Prince mention) on the bed… The bitch is definitly done! I feel sooo good… | |
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Lol, Uve obviously thought this out! | |
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The contents and opinions expressed by MrHappy have not been approved for publication by Prince or anyone in his employ. | |
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Haven't I read the same spelling mistake when you posted this here: http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=47459 ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift. | |
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Don't dream it, be it! | |
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