When I was a teen and first heard the lyric, "I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine," I took it quite literally. I imagined a lady rolling up a magazine and using it as sex toy. I was horrified. That's one place you don't want to get a paper cut! But now I think I misunderstood. I believe he meant she was masturbating whlie looking at the images in a dirty magazine.

On the subject of Darling Nikki, how would you characterize it's genre? It's not quite rock and it's definitly not dance. I guess I'd call it burlesque?

ROTFLOL !!!!

Me too!

I found out years after that what it meant as well.

Lack of good understand of english (for me).

This is axactly why there now are signs in all hotel lobbies

that read, "Rolling of Complimentary Literature Prohibited"

XD

In some hotels signs say ‘it's forbidden for people called Nikki to roll up leaflets and magazines.'

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Back in the day, i also had to look up the word 'grind/to grind'.

lurker316 said:

rockford said:

lurker316 said:

When I was a teen and first heard the lyric, "I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine," I took it quite literally. I imagined a lady rolling up a magazine and using it as sex toy. I was horrified. That's one place you don't want to get a paper cut! But now I think I misunderstood. I believe he meant she was masturbating whlie looking at the images in a dirty magazine.

On the subject of Darling Nikki, how would you characterize it's genre? It's not quite rock and it's definitly not dance. I guess I'd call it burlesque?

I believe she was masturbating in the normal way and using the (dirty), magazine as inspiration, not a dildo.

Serious? )))))))

You're late.

That's exactly what some of us found out years later...

That's what we're talking about.

A magazine is not a steely dan.

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By the way, women can masturbate without even anyone seeying it, even without touching.

SOme told me this.

A friend of mine sayd she did in on a busride, while reading a book, and no one knew it. No hands involved!

"Dear female Prince fans here, this is true, right?"

I wouldn't know, I'm gay.

No wonder you're all so uptight!!!
Noone knows how to properly jack off

Kares said:

Exactly!!!!!

Vannormal said:

XD

In some hotels signs say ‘it's forbidden for people called Nikki to roll up leaflets and magazines.'

-

Back in the day, i also had to look up the word 'grind/to grind'.

nayroo2002 said:

Vannormal said:

XD

In some hotels signs say ‘it's forbidden for people called Nikki to roll up leaflets and magazines.'

-

Back in the day, i also had to look up the word 'grind/to grind'.

This is a joke! (before things go wrong here)

rockford said:

lurker316 said:

When I was a teen and first heard the lyric, "I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine," I took it quite literally. I imagined a lady rolling up a magazine and using it as sex toy. I was horrified. That's one place you don't want to get a paper cut! But now I think I misunderstood. I believe he meant she was masturbating whlie looking at the images in a dirty magazine.

On the subject of Darling Nikki, how would you characterize it's genre? It's not quite rock and it's definitly not dance. I guess I'd call it burlesque?

I believe she was masturbating in the normal way and using the (dirty), magazine as inspiration, not a dildo.

Yes, that's exactly what I said in my post. Did you only read the first half?