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The Kid’s Clothes in Purple Rain The Kid's Clothes In Purple Rain The Kid's Clothes in Purple Rain??? Okay, so in Purple Rain The Kid is supposed to be this hungry, struggling musician but somehow he has this KILLER warbrobe of couture, tailor-made clothing? And don't get me started on his purple motorcycle! In the mid-80s, a rotational band at a decent-sized venue like First Ave., even if they were playing 5 nights a week, would only be netting around $300 a show TOPS. At the high end that would be around $1500 a week, or $6000 a month. Alright, The Kid is the bandleader so he probably gets 50% with the rest of The Revolution splitting the rest. So wer'e looking at $3000 a month in net revenue 1984 dollars. So he's got of pay some taxes (even assuming that Billy pays the band 'under the table')...let's say The Kid's real taxable bracket allows him to bring home ~$2500 a month. We never see The Kid doing any additional/side gigs like working retail, babysitting, doing construction so let's assume that Billy's wads of greasy bills are his sole source of income... Side Note: I bet Wendy, though, is an elementary school teacher on the side and Lisa teaches music lessons... Dr. Fink is an actual doctor - a dentist and Brown Mark is a part-time EMT driver. David Z sponsors Dungeons & Dragon tournaments in the Greater Minneapolis/St. Paul Area. Now The Kid lives at home so that definately saves some $. But he still needs to pay the note on his bike, buy food and stuff like Doritos, his mascara budget, buy gas, etc. What else do we know? Well, we know he doesn't have a lot of scratch cause he wants to buy the White Cloud Guitar he covets on the store window with Appolonia nia but doesn't have the money. The Kid is poor in money buy rich in personality, right? Let's say - conservatively - that The Kid has around $1000 a month of disposable income. How does he get his clothes??? His outfits are WORKS OF SARTORIAL ART, people. He's not buying them at Chess King! The French lace and ruffles alone... How is a young black man in the middle of Minnesota Circa 1984-85 going to find affordbale tailers and designers to make him his Spaceman Edwardian Outfits? And how does he ask for clothes. "Make me look like a Perfumed Courtesian Dandy," he'd mutter in a soft, deep voice to his haberdashers. "That's The Look that's going to take get me out of Billy's Iron Grip..."??? This just strecthes credulity to the breaking point, folks. I'm just not buying it... | |
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We know that before they made it big (in real life) much of the clothing worn by Prince and The Time was repurposed and upgraded items from 2nd hand stores. - I always suspend my disbelief and imagine that The Kid was wearing 2nd hand (ladies) items/outfits from the late 60's (which would have been everywhere in 2nd hand boutique shops in the early 80's). Thus, he's kinda of got a Hendrix/hippie vibe. [Edited 3/9/25 15:51pm] "New Power slide...." | |
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Hilarious!! So satirical and spot on! You made me laugh very hard this morning, thank you. Dr Fink an actual doctor/dentist lol .. | |
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Answers of all your indepth questions are fully exposed in the never to be released 9 hour documentary. ;-D Maybe also call Albert (Magnoli) for answers, and come back to us. By the way, where did Morris and his band got their clothes from? Good ting Morris can iron his own clothes, right? ...brass waterbed my ass brotha. And than that limo! "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves. And wiser people so full of doubts." (Bertrand Russell 1872-1972) | |
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Prince borrows all his girlfriends clothes. | |
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Macklemore did a jig exacly about this inquire... "Whatever skin we're in
we all need 2 b friends" | |
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Why are you overthinking this lol. | |
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It's simple: The Kid had trained as a tailor and is unemployed in the time frame in which we see him and therefore lives with his parents again. So he has enough time and the skills to sew his own clothes. And he got the motorcycle as a present from his ex-girlfriend. NPG Radio:
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This the same movie where the club owner only has limited slots for music acts and decides that Apollonia and the Modernaire dude are safe so he must choose to give the boot neither The Time or The Revolution? Yeah, it's got bigger problems than Prince's wardrobe ![]() | |
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ShellyMcG said: This the same movie where the club owner only has limited slots for music acts and decides that Apollonia and the Modernaire dude are safe so he must choose to give the boot neither The Time or The Revolution? Yeah, it's got bigger problems than Prince's wardrobe ![]() Mmm not sure about this. Billy said one of y'all's got to go and that Morris is squeezing the kid. Meaning Billy thinks Apollonia 6 and the Time together could bring in all the crowds. I'm thinking Billy meant one of the revolution or the modern air groups have to go unless he kicks us so really Dez got the boot if you think about it lol. | |
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ShellyMcG said: This the same movie where the club owner only has limited slots for music acts and decides that Apollonia and the Modernaire dude are safe so he must choose to give the boot neither The Time or The Revolution? Yeah, it's got bigger problems than Prince's wardrobe ![]() Mmm not sure about this. Billy said "one of y'all's got to go", and that Morris is squeezing the kid. Meaning Billy thinks Apollonia 6 and the Time together could bring in ALL the crowds. I'm thinking Billy meant one of the Revolution or the Modernaire groups have to go unless the Kid kicks ass. So really Dez got the boot if you think about it lol. | |
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luv2tha99s said: ShellyMcG said: This the same movie where the club owner only has limited slots for music acts and decides that Apollonia and the Modernaire dude are safe so he must choose to give the boot neither The Time or The Revolution? Yeah, it's got bigger problems than Prince's wardrobe ![]() Mmm not sure about this. Billy said "one of y'all's got to go", and that Morris is squeezing the kid. Meaning Billy thinks Apollonia 6 and the Time together could bring in ALL the crowds. I'm thinking Billy meant one of the Revolution or the Modernaire groups have to go unless the Kid kicks ass. So really Dez got the boot if you think about it lol. And that boot was well deserved. I bet he comes out every night wland sings that one song over and over ![]() | |
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