FunkMistress said:

oh, okay. i just thought maybe you were a str8 woman angling for the adored faghag position in the mafia.

welcome to the mafia then, sista

I just saw the jingle... yikes!
in dutch we say "dropping your pants and bending over": as in "do anything to keep the client happy; no matter how ridiculous.

Big tip for prince; get rid of the site; put larry and his JW back into the middle-ages; straighten your backbone and kick the shit out of your instruments!!! kick some musical ass and drop the disney attitude!!

In case you hadn't noticed; your fanbase are warmblooded sexual people with brains and heart. Not to forget: mostly gay and are not willing to conform to ridiculous commercial crap.

the jingle makes me feel like I'm entering a tupperware-party.

cborgman said:

Nope
I do know a couple of fabulous faghags, though, I must say.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

u embryo

FirstAvenue said:

zobilamouche said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I have a program that records sound from the line in. So I ran a wire from my head phone socket to the line in, hit record, then loaded the page. After I enhanced the sound and saved it. Primitive, but it's quick.

Hi chris can i apply for gau org mafia membership? It sounds more inviting then the npgmc

no honestly: as musically mature that prince might be by now; his attitude has lost every interesting sharp edge. It's like listening to the product of a good citizen, toothpaste smile, with two blond kids, a golden retriever and a stationcar.

zobilamouche said:

u mean like one of those gawd-awful laundry soap commercials or sumfin?

yup - nazi kids and all. I had these issues of watchtower before; it had this perfect family in it and zebra's and tigers all loving eachother. Naivety at it's peak and saying "buy me, we're really really nice people".

FirstAvenue said:

no. it's rubbish. are you in a special hospital or something..?

zobilamouche said:

you are so in! welcome, brotha!

mmm. better watch out with this "brother" thing - i think someone has a pattent on it. zobi gladly accexpts gay org mafia membership

listenin 2 the jingle once more...seein if it'll grow on me...






















...nope, still funk-cheese

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Oh HELL NAW It's not touching Sexy Dancer but it's cheese that's easy to digest. It won't give you the bubblies later

chickengrease said:

hmmm...

'sd' = that expensive-assed cheese u get in specialty shops

npgmc jingle = a stack of kraft singles

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

but on the real side: maybe one of ya'll who actually think the song's awright could help me a bit: what am i supposed 2 think? what's the jingle tryin 2 convey?

the jingle's just as plasticine and cheesy as the site it represents... help me out, throw me a bone here...

... painfull silence...

it's a commercial, for pete's sake. don't take it so seriously. and I thought it was fun.

heck, after seeing the promo...I'm almost tempted to join! The rooms look just fantastic (how far we've come from the cd-rom...) I'd be all over it, in fact, if I wasn't busy chasing two little baby girls all day. I waste enough time on the org as it is.

I love it! Seriously... I mean it. Fuck all y'all..

made me 4get all about Housequake

Song is mediocre to lame. Visuals Look great.

All in all, a respectable effort, but I have to agree it somewhat saddens me to hear Prince, a musical legend for all time, reduced to a hokie little commercial.

CAMILLE4U said:

Hey, AGREE! It makes me want more of that groove...

"NPG is HERE!"

Are you sure it is Prince's funkiest jam? It sounds more like Ween's jingle for Pizza Hut..

"Where'd The Go?" (444 kb mp3)

CinisterCee said:

ok i clicked on it and that was funny lol

lastdecember7 said:

CinisterCee said:

:Evillol:

cborgman said:

now that's some good cheese!

Y'all trippin!! It's a fucking jingle, y'all judging it like it's the next album. Chill out I think it's cute