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Thread started 11/07/23 8:20am

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Clockin the Jizz

I was clearing out some old stuff the other day and I came across a box of nine original VHS boxes of old Prince video releases including The Undertaker, 3 chains o' gold video collection and, Gett Off.

Only one of the 5 tracks on the Gett Off felease is NOT included on the recent D&P Super Deluxe release. That is 'Clockin' the Jizz' which I fondly remember back on the day.

Anyone have a theory about why Clockin the Jizz was excluded from the D&P super deluxe?

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Reply #1 posted 11/07/23 9:25am

Ramzoo

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Not even the video was posted on YT.
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Reply #2 posted 11/07/23 10:01am

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I figured it wasn't included because it was mostly instrumental compared to "Gangsta Glam."

It does feel stunted to not include it, but not every song ont he Cream EP was included either.
Quite frankly, I don't need the faded version of "Thunder" or whatever is on there, plus those stupid edits. Who fucking cares.

[Edited 11/7/23 10:02am]

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Reply #3 posted 11/07/23 10:43am

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It's the video where Sonny T is kicking himself during his laughing fit.

One of the darkest things i've seen in a PRN production.

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we all need 2 b friends"
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Reply #4 posted 11/07/23 3:00pm

Ramzoo

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TrivialPursuit said:

I figured it wasn't included because it was mostly instrumental compared to "Gangsta Glam."


It does feel stunted to not include it, but not every song ont he Cream EP was included either.
Quite frankly, I don't need the faded version of "Thunder" or whatever is on there, plus those stupid edits. Who fucking cares.

[Edited 11/7/23 10:02am]


Sorry but even edits versions need to be in my "vault"/Ipod... biggrin
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Reply #5 posted 11/08/23 12:47am

dodger07

nayroo2002 said:

It's the video where Sonny T is kicking himself during his laughing fit.

One of the darkest things i've seen in a PRN production.

It took me a while to figure out it was Sonny v Sonny. Very bizarre.

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You can understand in a way not including all the Gett Off and Do Your Dance mixes but I'd have included Clockin' The Jizz and the Ethereal Mix from the Cream single. Those 2 are like new/diffferent tracks

[Edited 11/8/23 1:00am]

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Reply #6 posted 11/08/23 4:52am

Vannormal

nayroo2002 said:

It's the video where Sonny T is kicking himself during his laughing fit.

One of the darkest things i've seen in a PRN production.

Sonny T was dark, funny, and the complete oposite of our religious Prince.

Listen to some the skits between the tracks on Exodus, where he shoots a TV.

I love that one.

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Reply #7 posted 11/08/23 5:06am

funkbabyandthe
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too much jizz for the estate. biggrin

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Reply #8 posted 11/08/23 5:06am

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They shouldn't have even bothered with any of these if they weren't going to include them all.

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Reply #9 posted 11/08/23 5:09am

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we demand more jizz.

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Reply #10 posted 11/08/23 5:51am

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funkbabyandthebabysitters said:

we demand more jizz.

I think they have a website for that. All the Jizz you want. lol

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Reply #11 posted 11/08/23 7:26am

RJOrion

I think i know what jizz is...but what exactly does "clocking the jizz" mean?
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Reply #12 posted 11/08/23 7:47am

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Hes logging all the jizz he sees. Surveying it. Observing it from a distance.
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Reply #13 posted 11/08/23 8:02am

RJOrion

funkbabyandthebabysitters said:

Hes logging all the jizz he sees. Surveying it. Observing it from a distance.



Im even more confused...and somewhat concerned...
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Reply #14 posted 11/08/23 9:20am

Vannormal

RJOrion said:

I think i know what jizz is...but what exactly does "clocking the jizz" mean?

Jizz is slang for sperm.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves. And wiser people so full of doubts" (Bertrand Russell 1872-1972)
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Reply #15 posted 11/08/23 10:00am

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"I'm looking for all the possibilities to ejaculate"

There you go.

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Reply #16 posted 11/08/23 10:11am

RJOrion

Vannormal said:

RJOrion said:

I think i know what jizz is...but what exactly does "clocking the jizz" mean?

Jizz is slang for sperm.


I know that, but how does one clock the jizz?...and whose jizz is getting clocked?...and why?
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Reply #17 posted 11/08/23 11:38am

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Being hit over the head with Jizz sounds violent

Maybe it is like counting the women you've had? Counting the Jizz

Regardless its super fun to say and we should thank Prince for adding this phrase to all of our vocabularies.

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Reply #18 posted 11/08/23 11:54am

RJOrion

StrangeButTrue said:

Being hit over the head with Jizz sounds violent



Maybe it is like counting the women you've had? Counting the Jizz



Regardless its super fun to say and we should thank Prince for adding this phrase to all of our vocabularies.



Ok, that answer is under review...next question... what does it mean to "make the booty boom"?...
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Reply #19 posted 11/08/23 11:58am

nayroo2002

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RJOrion said:

StrangeButTrue said:

Being hit over the head with Jizz sounds violent

Maybe it is like counting the women you've had? Counting the Jizz

Regardless its super fun to say and we should thank Prince for adding this phrase to all of our vocabularies.

Ok, that answer is under review...next question... what does it mean to "make the booty boom"?...

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Reply #20 posted 11/08/23 1:01pm

jizzclock

I feel like I need to step in at this point and express my dismay that my namesake track was excluded.

we all need timekeeping for our jizz

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Reply #21 posted 11/08/23 1:12pm

funkbabyandthe
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There's also the matter of the sound Tony makes when he says mmmm clockin the jizz
Why so pleased? How much jizz is being clocked exactly?
As Tony says it, was he appointed to be the npgs chief jizz clocker?
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Reply #22 posted 11/09/23 12:29pm

Rimshottbob

So in Gett Off, Prince sings 'I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours named Vanessa Bett. She said you told her a fantasy that got her all wet.'

So I always figured that was Prince basically saying 'I got the 'sex news' about you from Vanessa'.

Maybe he shoulda called the instrumental 'Getting The Sex News' lol lol lol

Also ridiculous and - almost - criminal that it wasn't included on the SDE, particularly as it flows so seamlessly out of Gangsta Glam, and is such a good track!

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Reply #23 posted 11/09/23 12:31pm

TrivialPursuit

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Rimshottbob said:

Maybe he shoulda called the instrumental 'Getting The Sex News' lol lol lol

"It's a sex dance, it's a new dance."

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Reply #24 posted 11/09/23 12:33pm

Rimshottbob

TrivialPursuit said:

Rimshottbob said:

Maybe he shoulda called the instrumental 'Getting The Sex News' lol lol lol

"It's a sex dance, it's a new dance."

I was just thinking about that line as I made that last post! cool cool

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Reply #25 posted 11/09/23 1:56pm

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hilarious!

y'all 1991: "d&p is a cultural joke!"

y'all 2023: "wait, did that mean smthg???"

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Reply #26 posted 11/10/23 5:41am

WhisperingDand
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Clock don't mark the jizz, because I'm going nuts.

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Reply #27 posted 11/10/23 11:30am

FunkJam

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RJOrion said:

Vannormal said:
Jizz is slang for sperm.
I know that, but how does one clock the jizz?...and whose jizz is getting clocked?...and why?


Timing your orgasm, I have to assume.

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Reply #28 posted 11/10/23 12:08pm

Astasheiks

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RJOrion said:

Vannormal said:
Jizz is slang for sperm.
I know that, but how does one clock the jizz?...and whose jizz is getting clocked?...and why?

biggrin smile lol You all are Hilarious! I assume it depends who he was dating at the time when he produced the song. Anyone know who that was? razz

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Reply #29 posted 11/10/23 3:37pm

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nayroo2002 said:

hilarious!

y'all 1991: "d&p is a cultural joke!"

y'all 2023: "wait, did that mean smthg???"

LOL yep

Hard to believe I've been on the org for over 25 years now!
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