any one liners made their way into your vocab?

for instance, someone asks me what sign i am (you'd be surprised at how often this happens) you better believe my answer is stop sign

One damp dank day I heard inside of myself, "Overcast days never turned me on."

I quickly posted it on Facebook.

People loved it.

So many:

We all know what to say when we hear "Dearly beloved" or someone seeks to understand life.

Or a car, especially a red one, passes you going too fast.

Or when someone questions what people might say.

Good god !

Too sexy.

In this life you're on your own.

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Hundelasiliah.

You, you, oooold...

Shut up already, damn

Martha.

This is what it sounds like

Yeah let me get a fruit cocktail I ain't to hungry

Vannormal said:

Hundelasiliah.

Where's that one from ?

I'm here to tell you... there's something else

FragileUndertow said:

"Welcome to this thing called life"

I say, "...this thing called life." in sentences, have since i was 8 - but to myself back then

For fuck sake estate, do something.

mb71 said:

"everybody in here can do something"

good line to use when ppl at work are being lazy AF

"I guess I should've known, by the way you parked your car sideways (we're not staying long)"

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"I did not come to fuck around!"

paisleyparkgirl said:

Vannormal said:

Hundelasiliah.

Where's that one from ?

Eye No.

"I'm sure you're quite intelligent
A whiz at math and all that shit
But I'm a tad more interested in flyin' your kite tonight".

"You been bamboozled, hoodwinked, took"

mb71 said:

For fuck sake estate, do something.

RJOrion said:

mb71 said:

For fuck sake estate, do something.

One of goals in life is to be famous enough to walk a red carpet, so that when the interviewers stick a microphone in my face and ask me a stupid question, I can answer with:

.

"Sometimes it snows in April."

Thank u for a funky time. Call me up if u ever wanna grind.

Pardon me for living!

claudemorton said: