News is coming like a dog in heat?

What could it be? New SDE's? Netflix Doc? Prince Vault Subscription?

Landonfunkmonkey said:

I really hope this is true. Exciting. I kind of hope it's an online store where you can download stuff from the vault.

And I kinda hope I grow another 6 inches, lose 10" off my waist, and marry Henry Cavill. Let's see who gets theirs first.

cum elektra tuesday friday too long

the annoucenement is that the estate has formally disbanded and there will be no new "prince music" releases ever again.

Landonfunkmonkey said:

something big has been coming since 2001. nothing ever lived up to the hype

worst ones are when the something big that is coming, turns out to be an anouncement that there will be news about something big, coming soon

like:


25th march: "hold on to your purple panties, tuesday your mind will be blown! this is it folks!!!"

tuesday: "we can exclusively reveal that the estate is planning something HUGE! they have new
trademarks pending for CLUB PAISLEY and THE PRINCE EXPERIENCE. we are told these will both
BLOW-UR-MIND! get funky get excited start dancing! official announcement expected april 21st!"


so, 21st april, a month later: Press release from the Prince Estate. Coming to a city near you in 2022 -
the Prince Experience. Immersive, total 360 experience. Purple Rain, Diamonds and Pearls. Gloves,
scarfs and hats, a. boot, a broach, sunglasses and 2 lyric sheets - 1 unknown song snippet (30
seconds) as EXCLUSIVE part of the exhibit. Book Ur Tix 2DAY!!!"



fans: is that all? isn't there an SDE (or two or three?) coming this year?


estate rep: we have something AMAZING coming. Jack White will press exclusive copies of the
enigmatic, abandoned CAMILLE project, one of prince's most mysterious and sought after LP's. and
since this is a project all the fans have been hoping for we feel like we need to provide jack with the
room to press this and give it the proper attention and promo it deserves. we have planned on adding
2 shelves in a glass cabinet on the PRINCE EXPERIENCE exhibit exclusively dedicated to CAMILLE! with
lyrics and proposed art by prince that will BLOW UR MINDZ. Music insiders say this is a game changer.
Troy Carter insisted this would be released THIS YEAR. it will be released to all streaming channels 6
months after the initial limited LP release. so that is why there will be no SDE this year.

fans: and next year?

estate rep: well, next year, netflix docu so, you know, no room for music releases. duh.





but I would love to for once have my mind actually blown. let's wait and see.

other things they might be planning:


Prince and the Revolution Live! gets released to theatres. Experience those shadows in the theatre!!

special Records Store Day re-release of the BETCHA BY GOLLY WOW! single. celebrate with us again,
the first single of prince's artistic freedom and his statement of emancipation. free poster included!

NPG sampler cassette re-released, also for record store day. Digital added to spotify and apple
streaming, where it will remain for 2 years as the 1st 'new' album when you click on Prince as a new
an and just wonder 'what does his last album sound like?' because, why would it be filed as an EP
(versace experience, anyone?)

Purple Rain in swirly pink vinyl.

1999 in Glitter confetti Cum Swirl vinyl.

Girl 6 Soundtrack is the next prince reissue from sony. Never you mind The Black Album, you dicks.

1999 The New Master - artwork to the single printed on shirts, caps and blankets. and a limited
edition $ 1.999,- fleece jacket with leather trimm and violet stud buttons.

Sign O The Times movie remastered again. 4 more pixels polished for your entertainment.

a brand new HUGE!!! AMAZING!!! website. lots of pictures. fan fiction. also gifs to use in messenger.
plus all the latest news about upcoming BIG projects. Hold On To Ur Wigs!

other possible amazing anouncements:


a new lilac hybrid rose has officially been named THE PRINCESS BEAUTIFUL ONE.

penguin publishing is anounced to exclusively print 2 unfinished 1995 film scripts prince worked on.
including an extensive intro by former paisley staff members who were asked to buy a cam corder and
shoot some scenes on the sound stage before prince changed his mind. super insightful, once in a
lifetime opportunity to look behind the purple curtain. alongside reprinted text the book will also come
with photo's of the original pages (printed here slightly smaller as to make them almost illegible). Plus
an afterword by Apollonia Kotero and Damon Dickson. Total pages: 73.

the prince estate releases a special Prince Perfume. limited to 3121 bottles. 319 drops per bottle.
costs 199,90 available in 7 different colored bottles. collect them all!!

exclusive premium edition replica of an acoustic guitar prince played once or twice - $ 8,500.

scented candles exclusive from the estate. names like SCANDALOUS and CREAM, smell of pancakes.
cost about $ 50 per wick. shipping to europe: $ 85,-

and then there will be the random prince tshirt popping up in target or wherever, with a picture of a prince impersonator on it

I'm not bitter. Really, I'm not

My expectations couldn't be lower.

sources indicate this will house SEVERAL annoucements.

in my mind, syracuse being released and syracuse being broadcast in theaters are the same announcement (insofar as it's about syracuse) so if that's what they mean then fuck that

do i think they're going to announce a new (new) release alongside this shitty syracuse reissue? absolutely not. in their minds the syracuse reissue is the new release, which, fuck that god what a bunch of idiots.

so, best case, this is syracuse + some other more overarching announcement regarding... something. the estate? "prince vault" trademark?

worst case it's two announcement one of which being the incredibly fucking stupid syracuse reissue + the incredibly fucking stupid arthouse cinema run of syracuse

either way i'm going to be angry, either way i'm deleting my account here, either way it won't fit on udo's shelf

this has been another lustmealways classic certified fresh post

[Edited 3/25/22 18:35pm]

lustmealways said:

sources indicate this will house SEVERAL annoucements.

in my mind, syracuse being released and syracuse being broadcast in theaters are the same announcement (insofar as it's about syracuse) so if that's what they mean then fuck that

do i think they're going to announce a new (new) release alongside this shitty syracuse reissue? absolutely not. in their minds the syracuse reissue is the new release, which, fuck that god what a bunch of idiots.

so, best case, this is syracuse + some other more overarching announcement regarding... something. the estate? "prince vault" trademark?

worst case it's two announcement one of which being the incredibly fucking stupid syracuse reissue + the incredibly fucking stupid arthouse cinema run of syracuse

either way i'm going to be angry, either way i'm deleting my account here, either way it won't fit on udo's shelf

this has been another lustmealways classic certified fresh post

[Edited 3/25/22 18:35pm]

omg so there actually IS a cinema run planned for syracuse! i thought i'd made that up as a joke!



yup, this is the point we are at. if this is the anouncement i don't even know what i'll do.

probably take a bath in puke.

[Edited 3/25/22 18:48pm]

TrivialPursuit said:

Is it too much to hope that they will start releasing pro-shot performance videos?

LoveGalore said:

TrivialPursuit said:

And I kinda hope I grow another 6 inches, lose 10" off my waist, and marry Henry Cavill. Let's see who gets theirs first.

Only 10"?

Baby steps, bitch.

Mumio said:

Is it too much to hope that they will start releasing pro-shot performance videos?

No, and they have and will, I believe.

There has to be a great video of the D&P tour somewhere. And we know there are good Parade shows, too.

And there I was seriously considering starting a new thread inquiring about any new boots on the horizon. Oh, well...............

I think I'll wait for the actual announcement before raising my excitement level. All I want is more music, so long as it isn't vinyl only.

lustmealways said:

either way i'm going to be angry, either way i'm deleting my account here, either way it won't fit on udo's shelf

Haha, I can threaten that and actually do it. Can't access old account since the site hack and emails and org notes are being ignored. No attachment to this account so I can just become EG3.0.

The "huge" announcement publicity seems to be coming from self-publicizing websites; nothing official.

"Major news! We're suing Prince.org and Princevault.com to gain control of those urls so we have further avenues to sell home goods and vinyl variants"

SoulAlive said:

I predict that they’re gonna announce the Parade SDE

I am gonna need someone to hold me if that happens. There aren't enough weighted blankets...

SoulAlive said:

TrivialPursuit said: