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Exodus - "Mashed Patatoo Girl"

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Vannormal said:

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Exodus - "Mashed Patatoo Girl"

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U like the food here?
(Yeah)
Good, huh?
(It's alright)
Try the canolli, it's fabulous
(I'm kinda full, alright)
U gonna eat that meatball there?
U, U just gonna let it...
Here, give it 2 me
U're not gonna eat it
(At least not now)
Mmm, yeah
Best meatball in the city
What are U doin' there?
(Give it 2 me, I'll eat it)
So tell me, U like broads?
(They're alright, I...)
Boy, have I got a broad story 4 U
(Jesus)
Let's see, uh
I'm on a date with this broad, right?
I bring her here
(Here?)
I thought I'd put some food in her belly
U know, get a little curve in her slope
U know what I'm sayin?
(Slope?)
(Oh, gosh)
So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, it's on me"
Make her think I'm a big shot, U know
I said "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2
I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room
I gotta burp the baby
U know what I'm sayin'?"
I figured she'd order me somethin' light
Like a couple of salads or somethin'
Boy, was that a mistake
(Why?)
I comes back from the bathroom
I'm sittin' there
Waitin' 4 the food
This broad ordered the whole left side of the menu!
Said she just wanted 2 nibble
Nibble my ass
This broad ate every fuckin' thing except the silverware
(Come on)
I kid U not
{phone rings}
I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin with
U know what I mean?
But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out when she got home

(Hey brother, what's up?)
Not here, right?
(Right)
I mean U, U ever had a broad do that?
(No, not really)
Fuckin' pisses U off, am I right?
Right, so I reaches over
I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad
(Now wait a minute)
That ain't all though, check this out
(What?)
The waiter sees what just happened
He's gonna be Mr. Macho, right
He comes over and says
"What U do that 4?"
(And U said?)
I said "What the fuck business is it of yours?
I'm payin' 4 these fuckin' potatoes
I'll do what the fuck I wanna do with'em!
Now bring me a fuckin' finger bowl!"
(What happened?)
What happened?
I'll tell U what happened
Here, gimme some of that meatball
(Hey, hey, I was gonna eat that)
This punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, right
Punk
He throws the finger bowl on my head
I kid U not
I'm sittin' there, head soakin' wet
Mashed potatoes in my finger nails
And this broad's crackin' up
(Ha ha ha ha)
I kid U not
She's rollin' on the carpet, people...
Gimme some water there
(Hey, hey, get...)
People leavin' the restaurant
She's laughin' so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head
(U got mad?)
Damn right I was mad!
I said, "Very funny"
(Well, it is kinda funny)
And I left her fuckin' ass right there
Rollin' in those fuckin' mashed potatoes
And I left this joint with out payin' a dime
(Well, what are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?)
That's the killer!
I was so mad I bought this joint
(But the girl...)
Fuckin' right
(What happened 2 her, man?)
That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash register
(Naw, her?)
U gonna eat this?
(That's the mashed potato girl?)
Here, gimme this bread
(She's, she's great, what do U mean?)
Is this the best bread in the city or what?
What the fuck's your problem?
(Look at her, she's, she's gorgeous)
U eat like a fuckin' parakeet
(What...)
I'm still hungry
U hungry?
(Naw, naw)
Naw, U not hungry
U want some bird seed or somethin'?
Look here, order me somethin'!
(Man, shut up now)
I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room

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For what it's worth, Prince said 13 times FUCK in these lyrics.

Guess it's the only song where he says fuck so often.

Just, Loooooove this everytime I hear it !

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Burp the baby...

Now when I look in the mirror
And I see this ugly face, good God
I just want to run, I want to run over to your place, yes
I want to see, good god, someone that's uglier than um, um.
I said, I said uglier than me