LaMont said:

This sounds pretty hateful to me if not meant to be bait for negativity, and it certainly isn't comical...:STFU:

WatchThemFall said:

If it's not comicial how come I'm laughing so hard?

lovemachine said:

The stuff you're smoking?

dumbass said:

Ooh, U just w8 till judgement day. Prince is gonna throw U in2 the lake 'O' fire!

Here is it again, Prince fans! The infamous list of Prince fans that I can do without is back.

1. The Non NPGMC closet hater: This fan complains about having to pay or says that it is not worth the money but still wants everything that is offered on the site. This fan will call the NPGMC tracks crap and then download them from another site. If only there were some kinds of funky virus that came with ill-gotten files...like unprotected sex

2. The No Credit Card fan: This guy thinks that the NPGMC is obligated to take his checks and money orders. In 2003, if you can't get a credit card, should you even be spending money on something as unecessary as a fan club memberships? Get a better job and move out of your mother's basement.

3. The Celebration Withdrawl victim: This person is STILL holding out for a celebration this year and/or crying because there obviously isnt going to be one this year. He is holding Prince personally responsible for not having the celebration as if Prince is obligated to have one every single year. No consideration is given to the fact that NO OTHER ARTIST does anything like this - ever.

4. The "Prince doesn't love his fans" crybaby: This is usually the most ungrateful and selfish fan of all. This person thinks that any time they don't get exactly what they want from Prince, that Prince is shitting on fans in general. Their memories are short or - most of the time - they are simply uninformed. They choose to overlook things that only come with NPGMC or being a Prince fan like the free CD single and movie at the celebration or the free War cassette, T shirt, poster, and lyric book from the fundamentally flawed 1800NEWFUNK site.

5. The broke ass fan: This fans gets offended anytime te NPG has the audacity to actually charge maoney ofr something. The price is never right as they want everything for nothing. You will hear this fan asking why cant Prnice just let everything the vault out at once for anyone to download or wants NPG to press CDs for no cost and simply give them away. There is nothing wrong with being financially strapped or just broke as hell. There is a inherent problem with believeing that you are entitled to something for nothing because as a result of being poor - this is the same mentality which perpetuates poverty. But I will save all that for the sociology class


6. The Prince is God fan: Ah yes, we all know this one. If it is not you, you know someone who is this kind of fan. This person has a room in their house dedicated to Prince - full of all kinds of memorbilia, CDs, Records, Tshirts, stickers, posters, keychains, cheap ass jewelry, tourbooks, etc - most of which are completely worthless. This is the chick that gets the symbol tatooed on her ass. This is the fan that gets in line at the gig 8 hours before show time and then lets all of the late friends get in line ahead of others and then wants to fight if they are called on it. This is the guy that says he has met Prince and acts liek he knows him personally and expects you to believe it. This is the bitch that had something to say to me in the line at the celebration when I said that Paisley Park security didnt know what they were doing.

As Prince is great and we do love him, I suppose we all are subject to falling into this category at some moment in our lives. The difference is that most fans manage to eventually get a grip. Please feel free to add to this one as needed.

7. The scoop fan: This fan must have the scoop on everything. He erodes his own creditlity with this addiction because he ultimately gets alot of bullshit gossip on everything. This guy needs to know worthless shit liek what the set list to the concert will be or the tracklist to the forthcoming release. What does anyone need this info for? Why cant he just wait until the gig or the new CD/DVD? It comes down to yet another obsessive trait of the Prince nerd



This is not bait for negativity. It is simply a comical look at the Prince fan community. Down insecurity and learn to laugh at yourself. You will be happier. I am.

There's more to come. Please stay tuned...
[This message was edited Wed Apr 23 8:41:58 PDT 2003 by LaMont]
[This message was edited Wed Apr 23 8:45:55 PDT 2003 by LaMont]
[This message was edited Wed Apr 23 9:05:27 PDT 2003 by LaMont]
[This message was edited Wed Apr 23 9:20:47 PDT 2003 by LaMont]

Here is it again, Prince fans! The infamous list of Prince fans that I can do without is back.

1. The Non NPGMC closet hater: This fan complains about having to pay or says that it is not worth the money but still wants everything that is offered on the site. This fan will call the NPGMC tracks crap and then download them from another site. If only there were some kinds of funky virus that came with ill-gotten files...like unprotected sex

2. The No Credit Card fan: This guy thinks that the NPGMC is obligated to take his checks and money orders. In 2003, if you can't get a credit card, should you even be spending money on something as unecessary as a fan club memberships? Get a better job and move out of your mother's basement.

3. The Celebration Withdrawl victim: This person is STILL holding out for a celebration this year and/or crying because there obviously isnt going to be one this year. He is holding Prince personally responsible for not having the celebration as if Prince is obligated to have one every single year. No consideration is given to the fact that NO OTHER ARTIST does anything like this - ever.

4. The "Prince doesn't love his fans" crybaby: This is usually the most ungrateful and selfish fan of all. This person thinks that any time they don't get exactly what they want from Prince, that Prince is shitting on fans in general. Their memories are short or - most of the time - they are simply uninformed. They choose to overlook things that only come with NPGMC or being a Prince fan like the free CD single and movie at the celebration or the free War cassette, T shirt, poster, and lyric book from the fundamentally flawed 1800NEWFUNK site.

5. The broke ass fan: This fans gets offended anytime te NPG has the audacity to actually charge maoney ofr something. The price is never right as they want everything for nothing. You will hear this fan asking why cant Prnice just let everything the vault out at once for anyone to download or wants NPG to press CDs for no cost and simply give them away. There is nothing wrong with being financially strapped or just broke as hell. There is a inherent problem with believeing that you are entitled to something for nothing because as a result of being poor - this is the same mentality which perpetuates poverty. But I will save all that for the sociology class


6. The Prince is God fan: Ah yes, we all know this one. If it is not you, you know someone who is this kind of fan. This person has a room in their house dedicated to Prince - full of all kinds of memorbilia, CDs, Records, Tshirts, stickers, posters, keychains, cheap ass jewelry, tourbooks, etc - most of which are completely worthless. This is the chick that gets the symbol tatooed on her ass. This is the fan that gets in line at the gig 8 hours before show time and then lets all of the late friends get in line ahead of others and then wants to fight if they are called on it. This is the guy that says he has met Prince and acts liek he knows him personally and expects you to believe it. This is the bitch that had something to say to me in the line at the celebration when I said that Paisley Park security didnt know what they were doing.

As Prince is great and we do love him, I suppose we all are subject to falling into this category at some moment in our lives. The difference is that most fans manage to eventually get a grip. Please feel free to add to this one as needed.

7. The scoop fan: This fan must have the scoop on everything. He erodes his own creditlity with this addiction because he ultimately gets alot of bullshit gossip on everything. This guy needs to know worthless shit liek what the set list to the concert will be or the tracklist to the forthcoming release. What does anyone need this info for? Why cant he just wait until the gig or the new CD/DVD? It comes down to yet another obsessive trait of the Prince nerd



This is not bait for negativity. It is simply a comical look at the Prince fan community. Down insecurity and learn to laugh at yourself. You will be happier. I am.

There's more to come. Please stay tuned...
[This message was edited Wed Apr 23 8:41:58 PDT 2003 by LaMont]
[This message was edited Wed Apr 23 8:45:55 PDT 2003 by LaMont]
[This message was edited Wed Apr 23 9:05:27 PDT 2003 by LaMont]
[This message was edited Wed Apr 23 9:20:47 PDT 2003 by LaMont]

7. The scoop fan: This fan must have the scoop on everything. He erodes his own creditlity with this addiction because he ultimately gets alot of bullshit gossip on everything. This guy needs to know worthless shit liek what the set list to the concert will be or the tracklist to the forthcoming release. What does anyone need this info for? Why cant he just wait until the gig or the new CD/DVD? It comes down to yet another obsessive trait of the Prince nerd

Lord knows it is rare that Face / LaMont and I ever agree on something, but I thought this list was pretty funny ...

WatchThemFall said:

If it's not comicial how come I'm laughing so hard?

lovemachine said:

If you seek out the negativity and cant see the humor, then that says more about you than it does about me

Lord knows it is rare that Face / LaMont and I ever agree on something, but I thought this list was pretty funny ...

ian said:

I will tip my hat to ian respectfully - today. Now you do realize that I will be calling you a internet geek tomorrow, right?

Okay Face it... Lamont is right.. Great list and I am proud to say I am not on the list although I used to over qualify as maybe one of them but I won't say which.

VERY funny LaMont
What's the story with u and the in line at the Celebration at Paisley???Sounds interesting!

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LMAO!!! eventhough I'm #3!!! I can dream, dammit!! :X