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Reply #90 posted 01/27/19 4:53pm

SoulAlive

ufoclub said:

herb4 said:

Sign O the Times is the best Prince movie and he even tried to muck that one up with hints of a "plot"

Come to think of it, he did this a lot and it almost always sucked and detracted from the film

If only Albert Magnoli had directed Under the Cherry Moon (since he did direct "Purple Rain", ghost directed "Sign o' the Times", and directed the Batdance and Partyman videos. He knew how to work a cinematic version of Prince.

Exactly.Prince should have used Al Magnoli to direct all of his films.He is a really skilled director.Actually,he was supposed to direct Graffiti Bridge but he and Prince had artistic differences.

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Reply #91 posted 01/28/19 12:06am

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A director like Julien Temple could've brought the scale and dynamics that I think Prince was going for. Of course, Absolute Beginners released in the same year was also a bomb and critically panned.

I do give Prince credit for trying something completely different from Purple Rain which was colorful,bright, but dour and serious full of musical numbers. UTCM was black and white, lighthearted in tone, and a few musical moments.

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Reply #92 posted 01/28/19 12:36am

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SoulAlive said:

ufoclub said:

If only Albert Magnoli had directed Under the Cherry Moon (since he did direct "Purple Rain", ghost directed "Sign o' the Times", and directed the Batdance and Partyman videos. He knew how to work a cinematic version of Prince.

Exactly.Prince should have used Al Magnoli to direct all of his films.He is a really skilled director.Actually,he was supposed to direct Graffiti Bridge but he and Prince had artistic differences.

i was waiting for ufo to chime in, he's probably the most knowledgable on the subject. I still say prince had potential but his ego squelched it. Even still, for an amateur the film is great, only problem with that criteria is, millions of people won't go see a great amateur film.

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Reply #93 posted 01/28/19 1:19pm

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Prince said he put his heart and soul into this film and everything means something...so i say f those who cant appreciate it

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Reply #94 posted 01/28/19 2:25pm

BEAUGARDE

1) Wasn't Purple Rain 2 (movie or soundtrack) 2) Bad acting 3) Bad writing

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Reply #95 posted 01/28/19 3:12pm

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Let's face it, the whole film was pretty rough all the way around.

Prince's character was a petulant, arrogant, preening weirdo. The "comedy" bits fell flat. The "drama" was ham fisted and self serving. There were little to no musical performances, which is what Prince does best. It's next to impossible to relate to and isn't goofy enough to be a farce or serious enough to be an effective morality tale.

I'm embarrased to show it to people. It sucks that this and GB are so cemented with prince's public legacy while stuff like Exodus and Joy in Repetition from It Aint Over are buried in obscurity. It sucks that so much of what Prince made public, especially "effort" stuff like his movies and live DVD's fail to scratch the surface of his brilliance. Sign o the Times notwithstanding but even that one was overdubbed and sound staged.

His videos aren't great. Purple Rain had a certain edgy "spark" to it that resonated but 90% of that was due to his live performances. I don't even think Prince was all that bad an actor but he never got a real chance to show it, especially directing himself. Cast as an oddball villain or in a Willy Wonka remake and he might have had a more solid silver screen legacy.

UTCM is horrible and the critics were right.

Yes, I agree. I deliberately avoided watching it for years after seeing Graffiti Bridge, and only recently sat down with it following Prince’s death. I've been a hardcore fan since the early 90s, but I'm also a genuine film lover. Yep, it was terrible. smile

Sign O The Times is Prince’s best film for me, despite the absurd decision to lip sync (from the greatest performer on the planet!). Purple Rain works in spite some really clunky moments. I agree that Prince actually showed some promise as an actor/screen presence, but he needed to trust the genius of others, take direction and relinquish creative control. One of his greatest flaws in my view was his inability to truly collaborate and properly judge his limitations. His ego often won out over the work. Prince puzzles me to be comepletely honest – he was clearly intelligent in many ways, but such a fool in so many others.

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Reply #96 posted 01/28/19 3:20pm

herb4

Biggest miss in cinematic musical history was not casting Prince as Willy WOnka in the remake instead of Johnny Depp. God, what a soundtrack and a career move that would have been. Prince practically WAS the Willy Wonka of music. Eccentric, odd, well meaning, reclusive, musical, whimsical, dedicated to the craft, living in his own "factory"...

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Reply #97 posted 01/28/19 3:38pm

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herb4 said:

Biggest miss in cinematic musical history was not casting Prince as Willy WOnka in the remake instead of Johnny Depp. God, what a soundtrack and a career move that would have been. Prince practically WAS the Willy Wonka of music. Eccentric, odd, well meaning, reclusive, musical, whimsical, dedicated to the craft, living in his own "factory"...

never thought about that but it's true. didn't they talk of mj being him too? Prince, I thought, became way more comfortable in front of the camera in later years, it wasn't acting in the batman partyman videos but he was never more open and in concert with the cameras, mugging like the cartoons and movies he grew up on, smiling deliciously, blowing up bubbles etc.., never better. He could have done more.

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Reply #98 posted 01/28/19 4:06pm

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herb4 said:

Biggest miss in cinematic musical history was not casting Prince as Willy WOnka in the remake instead of Johnny Depp. God, what a soundtrack and a career move that would have been. Prince practically WAS the Willy Wonka of music. Eccentric, odd, well meaning, reclusive, musical, whimsical, dedicated to the craft, living in his own "factory"...

never thought about that but it's true. didn't they talk of mj being him too? Prince, I thought, became way more comfortable in front of the camera in later years, it wasn't acting in the batman partyman videos but he was never more open and in concert with the cameras, mugging like the cartoons and movies he grew up on, smiling deliciously, blowing up bubbles etc.., never better. He could have done more.


Not certain but I know Depp based his performance in part on MJ, which was a HUGE mistake for...um...several reasons.

I've posted the Wonka/Prince idea before to little feedback but to me it's a perfect fit, right down to the private factory, the music and the purple frilly clothes. Prince was NOT a bad actor, so long as you kept himin his range, and certainly had charisma. With UTCM there was no one to do that but seriously just picture that film with Prince as the lead.

He'd barely have to act. The musical numbers would write themselves.

Only thing gone from his previous movies would be a romantic interest but that's probably for the best. Paisley Park practically WAS The Chocolate Factory (of music). There's this strange, private unassuming building where magical things run by a reclusive eccentric genius at his craft who enjoys music, art, surrealism, helping people, fashion and creating the best product he can who only invites a SELECT FEW into his inner world beyond his creations.

With a Wonka film, you have a misunderstood, semi creepy (in the eyes of the public), mysterious "weirdo" who is pure genius but has trust issues, who surrounds himself with yes men while building his own private world dedicated to ONE THING. He's friendly but sometimes off putting and, most importantly, given to spontaneous outbursts of song (that Prince could write). I picture him performing with the oompa loompas, noodling around on a piano ballad, an acopella number or two and strumming the guitar while they ride the boat down teh chocolate river.

The barriers would be Prince's willingess to accept direction and, probably more troubling for him, no sexy chicks or ladies man angle

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Reply #99 posted 01/28/19 4:13pm

PeteSilas

ya, it'd be cool, prince should have done more at any rate. some of these films you guys mention prince did, i haven't seen. I saw the madhouse project, not bad. Music is a jealous mistress though and that was probably a huge factor, music is all consuming.

herb4 said:

PeteSilas said:

never thought about that but it's true. didn't they talk of mj being him too? Prince, I thought, became way more comfortable in front of the camera in later years, it wasn't acting in the batman partyman videos but he was never more open and in concert with the cameras, mugging like the cartoons and movies he grew up on, smiling deliciously, blowing up bubbles etc.., never better. He could have done more.


Not certain but I know Depp based his performance in part on MJ, which was a HUGE mistake for...um...several reasons.

I've posted the Wonka/Prince idea before to little feedback but to me it's a perfect fit, right down to the private factory, the music and the purple frilly clothes. Prince was NOT a bad actor, so long as you kept himin his range, and certainly had charisma. With UTCM there was no one to do that but seriously just picture that film with Prince as the lead.

He'd barely have to act. The musical numbers would write themselves.

Only thing gone from his previous movies would be a romantic interest but that's probably for the best. Paisley Park practically WAS The Chocolate Factory (of music). There's this strange, private unassuming building where magical things run by a reclusive eccentric genius at his craft who enjoys music, art, surrealism, helping people, fashion and creating the best product he can who only invites a SELECT FEW into his inner world beyond his creations.

With a Wonka film, you have a misunderstood, semi creepy (in the eyes of the public), mysterious "weirdo" who is pure genius but has trust issues, who surrounds himself with yes men while building his own private world dedicated to ONE THING. He's friendly but sometimes off putting and, most importantly, given to spontaneous outbursts of song (that Prince could write). I picture him performing with the oompa loompas, noodling around on a piano ballad, an acopella number or two and strumming the guitar while they ride the boat down teh chocolate river.

The barriers would be Prince's willingess to accept direction and, probably more troubling for him, no sexy chicks or ladies man angle

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Reply #100 posted 01/28/19 5:19pm

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I always figured it was ahead of its time... they were expecting another Purple Rain and when that wasn’t what they got, it kind of blinded them from taking any chances on something new.
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Reply #101 posted 01/28/19 6:26pm

SoulAlive

One of the worst scenes in UTCM is when Jerome exposes Christopher’s “secret plot” to Mary.”It’s not true,Mary”,Christopher says,then covers his face with his hands,presumably to hide his tears nuts that is some really poor acting.
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Reply #102 posted 01/28/19 6:37pm

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SoulAlive said:

I think the movie would have worked better if it had been in color




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Oh, yes, yes, yes, YES!
Time keeps on slipping into the future...


This moment is all there is...
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Reply #103 posted 01/28/19 7:03pm

SoulAlive

^^ as I always say,the 80s was a very colorful decade.In 1986,no one was really interested in seeing a black and white movie.I understand that it was supposed to be some kind of homage to those black and white films from the 50s that Prince loved so much,but he limited the appeal of UTCM by not releasing it in color.
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Reply #104 posted 01/28/19 8:45pm

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I saw it for the first time just a few years ago. Not a memorable movie to me. But not the worst by a long shot.
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Reply #105 posted 01/28/19 9:12pm

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Off topic. I thought the Honest Man sequence was a nice shout out to Korla Pandit who was a black American who pretended to be an Indian to play white clubs in the late 40s and 50s.Image result for prince under the cherry moon

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Reply #106 posted 01/29/19 4:46am

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lrn36 said:

A director like Julien Temple could've brought the scale and dynamics that I think Prince was going for. Of course, Absolute Beginners released in the same year was also a bomb and critically panned.

I do give Prince credit for trying something completely different from Purple Rain which was colorful,bright, but dour and serious full of musical numbers. UTCM was black and white, lighthearted in tone, and a few musical moments.


Melancholy rebuffs.
UTCM has fantastic shots. As a good critic said, Prince displays all first time directors flaws (the white piano on the cliff helicopter shot), but also great qualities.

There's this fantastic back and forth 360° panoramic of restaurant tables, with couples situations morphing. The high angle of the opening credits is impeccable. Francesca Annis is gret, and is tragically under-employed. That opening! Imagine the whole movie to these levels.

Another good critic vaporizes the Moon, and there is every right to be pissed at the waste of opportunity.
UTCM could have been that great a masterpiece. Prince just thought he could shot a movie as fast as he could make albums. He didn't let go (he ended up DIRECTING it, Lawd) to the pros.
But would he be Prince?

Prince was just sending pop culture to kids, ain't no big deal of a movie.
It started a whole pop jazzy scene.
This is a rock'n'roll movie, as much as "Purple Rain". A blaxploitation one.
Black folks get exploited sexually (rich cougars going to Africa for Holly Days twenty years after that and counting), musically (Prince pictures himself as a whore musician, the star system's glamourous bitch, the mask Christopher has to lift), spiritually (Mary has to let go as much as Christopher, but then again she leaves him on a jet. The lack of chemistry doesn't help).

Underneath, it's never stated, but UTCM is about Rich White Men hating Free Black Menestrels guts (by not letting a sixties artist like Prince have a sixties kinda release planning).
Powerful White Men shoot black people in the back.
This is a social commentary and Prince diverts the tragic doing a funky loop and swirl.
And guess what, he was right. Black people are still being shot in the back.
Thirty years after Reagania. Thirty years after Public Enemy.
And the beauty of young designers and creators that inspired "High Fashion"
and the whole of Parade, that Paris, has turned into LVMH, Vuitton, Gucci
being billionaire corporations vomiting visual nightmares polluting every taste.

This is the start of the Warner Wars.
Prince is pissed off at the star system and is going to spend
his Purple Rain millions on the subject, but in a way so witty
no one's gonna notice. It's about a black man not losing his funk
when surrounded by riches. Biography in the making.
And he also sends the mot beautiful "thank you" a son can give to John L. Nelson, given the history between the two. Prince still spanks him though, saying that the womanizer life leads nowhere.
"I'd rather be shot in the back". All the "With Love There Is No Death".
Prince believed the most important things is to stay hippie, even if it is at the risk of your career.
"True fans will always love. I will not be dead as an artist.".

Is it a suicidal tendency narcissistic movie?
Since when Thanatos and Eros in art equals to suicide and self-importance?
How wait. Romeo and Juliet.

Rock'n'Roll movie, beautifully shot. Baz Luhrmann will never recover.
UTCM pays tribute to an era before it, and freezes in eternal eighties frame
jokes long gone: "we got Porsche, we got cable", how #Gillette is that today?
But then Prince amends himself with a fantastic girl and boy ping-pong:
"- I need an old man with money.
- Who needs money when you have youth?"

MARY

What's this?



CHRISTOPHER

Soul. What's this?



By 1985, a three foot tall black man from Minnesota with a wardrobe seemingly borrowed from The Vanity 6 had reached the very pinnacle of pop superstardom. Prince was a critic's darling and a popular favorite. He'd conquered the world of film a year earlier with Purple Rain and walked away with an Academy Award and a smash-hit soundtrack in the process.

Yes, everything was coming up Milhouse for Prince. All those years of hard work and mastering his craft were finally paying off. In flush times like these, Prince is habitually visited by an angry, persistent inner voice from somewhere deep within the inner recesses of his purple and paisley soul. This agitated voice regularly issues a soul-shuddering cry for professional suicide. "Things…going…too…well…Fans….too…happy…career…proceeding…too…smoothly…must…sabotage…self…with…crazy…off-putting…stunt."

As usual, this insane inner voice urging self-destruction made some valid points. But how could Prince best go about sabotaging his thriving career? Should he change his already ridiculous prance-about stage name to something so ludicrous it couldn't even be pronounced? Maybe something so bizarre it was more or less sub-verbal, something that would make him a constant target in talk-show monologues and stand-up routines? Or should he scrawl "Slave" on his face and launch a long, public, widely mocked campaign to get out of his major label contract by comparing it to unpaid servitude? How about an album of jazz-fusion instrumentals? That'd certainly scare fans away. What if he formed his own independent label and flooded the market with three-disc monstrosities, bizarre side-projects, and increasingly irrelevant solo albums? That certainly couldn't hurt. What if he passive-aggressively fulfilled Warner Brothers' desperate cry for a Purple Rain sequel with a flaky spiritual romance about an angel named Aura? Or he could very publicly become a Jehovah's Witness, that most respected and least ridiculed of all religious sects.


Oh, but there were so many different ways for Prince to fuck up his career, Cajun-style! Over the course of his long, glorious, exquisitely checkered career, Prince would have an opportunity to try out all of the aforementioned career-wreckers. But in 1985, he happened upon an altogether more ingenious self-sabotage scheme. If those Hollywood phonies wanted another Prince movie so damn badly, he'd give them the craziest, least commercial Prince movie imaginable, a black-and-white period piece that's heavy on dialogue–oceans and oceans of terrible, terrible banter–and perversely light on musical performances. Maybe he wouldn't even sing at all! That'd show them.


I can imagine Prince's pitch. He'd look a mortified studio suit firmly in the eye and plead "Look, I know this whole black and white thing sounds risky, but if it's any consolation I'll be performing at most two or three songs. It'll be less about the music and more about dialogue and comedy. Cause when you think "hilarity," I'm the first name that springs to mind. Oh, and the soundtrack will be really weird and non-commercial and my character will be a total asshole. But that won't really matter because the woman I'm romancing–who'll be played a white, British unknown, incidentally–will be a raging bitch. Oh, and I die at the end. And I plan to direct it myself after the original director is fired. And film it almost entirely in France. In case you're worried that a hit soundtrack might accidentally fuel interest in the film, you should know I plan to give the soundtrack an entirely different name than the movie. I'll call it Parade and the film Under The Cherry Moon. Now may I please have $12 million for this can't-miss proposition?"


I imagine that after the ashen-faced executive picked his jaw up off the ground and tried his damnedest not to look mortified, he assumed that, ever the trickster, Prince was playing an elaborate practical joke and actually planned to make another Purple Rain-style conventional musical melodrama. You know, something for the teenyboppers and MTV die-hards. Warner Brothers' doom was officially sealed.

1986's Under The Cherry Moon opens with glittery narration promising an escapist fairy tale about a bad boy redeemed by the love of a good woman. From the get-go, the film promises more than it can deliver. But for its first scene, at least, the prospect of a screwball Prince romance seems not only palatable but delectable.


As the film opens, freewheeling gigolo Prince tickles the ivories while making goo-goo eyes at a potential meal ticket. He doesn't just make love to her with his eyes; he makes love to her, marries her, grows bored and disenchanteded, cheats on her, proposes a trial separation, becomes lonely, and reluctantly reconciles with her exclusively via glances, winks, and lascivious stares. In this first scene, Prince comes off like an impossibly glamorous silent screen star, a caramel-colored Valentino with big, wonderfully expressive eyes who oozes sex and glamour. It's a full-on seduction from a legendary Lothario pitched as much to the audience as his ostensible conquest. Michael Ballhaus' black and white is silky, decadent, and lush, a giddy impossible dream of retro glamour.

Initially, Prince's vision of a kinetic screwball comedy directed by Fellini comes gorgeously to life. Prince gives us not just a setting but an entire seductive fantasy world created by consummate old pros Ballhaus, a regular Scorsese collaborator, and production designer Richard Sylbert, a two-time Oscar winner with credits like Chinatown, Dick Tracy, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?, and The Graduate to his name.

Then, alas, people start talking and everything goes to shit. Prince here plays a piano-playing hustler whose affections can be rented by the hour but who pines for true love. He lives with effeminate sidekick/professional manservant Jerome Benton, his half-brother and endlessly game partner in crime, mischief, and androgyny. Perhaps the only heterosexual alive who can pull off wearing a puffy pirate shirt, Prince keeps his customers satisfied with lascivious banter like, "To not hear your voice each day is to die seven times by God's wrath/if I was anything other than human I'd be the water in your bath," but when he happens upon society girl Kristen Scott Thomas (yes, that Kristin Scott Thomas, making an auspiciously inauspicious big-screen debut) at her 21st birthday he's instantly smitten.

Thomas' character is written as an elitist snob who treats Prince with aristocratic disdain and lets sinister father Steven Berkoff control her. Yet she's introduced brazenly flashing all of high society, causing a wealthy dowager to faint in horror. After gleefully crowing, "How do you like my birthday suit? I designed it myself," Thomas settles down behind a drum set and leads the crowd in a funk-rock chant of "Let it rock. You just can't stop." Have I mentioned yet that the film takes place either in the '30s, the '40s, or some strange alternate universe that looks uncannily like the distant pre-rock past yet includes boomboxes, computers, cable, answering machines, and references to Liberace and Sam Cooke?

Of course, it's possible that the filmmakers included the birthday-nudity scene to foreshadow Thomas' steady progression towards independence via her affair with Prince. Instead it feels incoherent; it's as if the filmmakers prepared one draft of the script where Thomas is a brazen, uninhibited harlot and one where she's a stuffy, repressed prude, then cavalierly combined the two without noticing any inherent contradictions:

Thomas is initially repulsed by Prince's leering advances, deriding him repeatedly as a "peasant." "It may seem strange to a hustler like you, but I go out with people my own age, special people. And they don't wear wedding rings either," Thomas hisses self-righteously at Prince, to which he zanily/nonsensically retorts "Then they must be wearing diapers!" This, alas is the film's conception of sophisticated screwball banter. There are elementary school playgrounds with substantially higher levels of verbal wit and intellectual discourse than Under The Cherry Room.

Withering insults like "Maybe if you took off your chastity belt, you could breathe a little more better" vex Thomas to the point that she practices a series of equally devastating snaps to hurl Prince's way the next she sees him, settling on "You know, I could breathe a lot easier if the air weren't so polluted by your presence."

After treating Prince's moody, obnoxious playboy with withering contempt, Thomas inexplicably falls desperately in love with him, showering her exotic new lover and Benton with gifts and money. But trouble lurks around the corner in the form of Thomas' disapproving father. Will Thomas end up with the mystery man who incites her wildest fantasies or settle down with her stable, predictable (unseen) boyfriend Stuffy Q. Borington III? More importantly, will Prince ever stop behaving like a petulant middle-schooler and sing some fucking songs? Or will the audience simply be forced to choke down dialogue like the following: "Tsk, tsk what a pity. Sometimes life can be so shitty. Here's a girl who's smart and pretty." "It must be easy to swim with a head as swelled as yours." "She ain't got no street." "She wants some of Tricky Dean's pork sausage." "Mirror, mirror sevenfold, who's the finest dressed in gold?" And the following deathless exchanges: "Why are you acting that way?" "Because there's a full moon and I'm a werewolf, bitch. Kiss my ass." And "You rich girls want everything." "No, I want more."




If vintage screwball banter suggest a furious volley between two world-class tennis players, Cherry Moon's rinky-dink version feels more like a lazy game of badminton among morbidly obese amateurs. In classic screwball comedies, the leads' rapid-fire surface bickering masks lust, attraction, and ultimately something infinitely more noble and true. Here, however, the leads' withering contempt for each other feels both deeply warranted and effortlessly authentic; it's their growing attraction that feels like a half-assed, unconvincing put-on.

Prince and supremely overqualified collaborators Ballhaus and Sylbert here create a sinful, seductive world, then populate it with shrill overgrown adolescents and grating stick figures. A woefully misbegotten would-be concoction, Cherry Moon is like cotton candy with the weight and consistency of a brick. Screwball comedies are all about pacing, speed, momentum, chemistry, wit, and the heedless, exhilarating forward rush of witty banter breathlessly executed. Those are all areas where Cherry Moon is sorely lacking.

Shortly after being shot by one of Berkoff's goons, a death-bound Prince (don't worry, in a too-little, too-late bid to give the audience what they want, Prince gets to sing in heaven alongside the Revolution over the end credits) asks Thomas "We had fun, didn't we?". To tardily answer Prince's question: No, we most assuredly did not.


Failure, Fiasco or Secret Success: Fiasco

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The Colors R brighter, the Bond is much tighter
No Child's a failure
Until the Blue Sailboat sails him away from his dreams
Don't Ever Lose, Don't Ever Lose
Don't Ever Lose Your Dreams
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Reply #107 posted 01/29/19 7:09am

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PeteSilas said:



onlyforaminute said:


What did the critics themselves say? I never read them back then so don't remember.



He was funny but Morris delivery was different, prince's "funny" was always because he was so fucking queer (not meaning in the sexual sense, in the bizarre sense).



This. Prince’s humor was fearless, random, and required connecting many dots. When you get it you realize you are reading a strange mind. By contrast, Morris (character) was a shameless self-deprecating cad. No mystery, hat you see is what you get. The humor was watching a hot mess play out.
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Reply #108 posted 01/29/19 9:32am

herb4

This review is quite lengthy but one of the funniest ones I've read surrounding the movie

http://jabootu.net/?p=701

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Reply #109 posted 01/29/19 10:50am

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Terrible movie compared to Purple Rain. Only to be topped by the more atrocious GB.

That's my guess anyways. Both have aged horrifically complared to PR.

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Reply #110 posted 01/29/19 11:52am

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herb4 said:

This review is quite lengthy but one of the funniest ones I've read surrounding the movie

http://jabootu.net/?p=701

Too lengthy, had no desire to try and finish, but the parts I did read, only reminded me of how truly awful the movie was! lol.....I know that some of us loved Prince to the degree where we thought everything he did was adorable, but once the blindfolds are off, you realize that so wasn't the case! In all honesty, UTCM was a horribly bad movie, and Prince's character was annoying and not funny, and certainly not adorable, at all!

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Reply #111 posted 01/29/19 1:52pm

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Mary Sharon's house (Villa Eilenroc) is still beautiful, and therein still is the sofa Prince was eating grapes and playing on. Grrr! lol



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Reply #112 posted 01/29/19 2:02pm

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iZsaZsa said:

Mary Sharon's house (Villa Eilenroc) is still beautiful, and therein still is the sofa Prince was eating grapes and playing on. Grrr! lol




Nice to see the view in color smile
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Reply #113 posted 01/29/19 2:03pm

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herb4 said:

This review is quite lengthy but one of the funniest ones I've read surrounding the movie

http://jabootu.net/?p=701





It is funny!


« [...] In any case, we open in an elegant smoky dive and meet Our Hero, one Christopher Tracy (Prince). He is seated at a piano, presumably a very small one. His attire consists of a sparkly lamé matador jacket equipped with Joan Crawford shoulder pads, a poofy pirate shirt/cravat, and a tall headband/scarf apparently made from one of Liberace’s old cummerbunds.

This artifact lacks a lid, allowing a Tribble-sized blotch of Prince’s greasy coiled locks to erupt upward. The result suggests what the show Prison Break would be like if the lead character were played by Little Richard’s Hair.

As you can imagine, the viewer is soon nearly choking on the raw clouds of testosterone currently emanating from the TV. This ultra-macho figure, we are unsurprised to learn via the Narrator, is “a bad boy.” She affectionately clucks, “Only one thing mattered to Christopher: money.” Certainly from the evidence before us, scripts and acting didn’t strike him as priorities.

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The Colors R brighter, the Bond is much tighter
No Child's a failure
Until the Blue Sailboat sails him away from his dreams
Don't Ever Lose, Don't Ever Lose
Don't Ever Lose Your Dreams
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Reply #114 posted 01/29/19 2:14pm

violetcrush

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herb4 said:


This review is quite lengthy but one of the funniest ones I've read surrounding the movie

http://jabootu.net/?p=701







It is funny!




« [...] In any case, we open in an elegant smoky dive and meet Our Hero, one Christopher Tracy (Prince). He is seated at a piano, presumably a very small one. His attire consists of a sparkly lamé matador jacket equipped with Joan Crawford shoulder pads, a poofy pirate shirt/cravat, and a tall headband/scarf apparently made from one of Liberace’s old cummerbunds.

This artifact lacks a lid, allowing a Tribble-sized blotch of Prince’s greasy coiled locks to erupt upward. The result suggests what the show Prison Break would be like if the lead character were played by Little Richard’s Hair.


As you can imagine, the viewer is soon nearly choking on the raw clouds of testosterone currently emanating from the TV. This ultra-macho figure, we are unsurprised to learn via the Narrator, is “a bad boy.” She affectionately clucks, “Only one thing mattered to Christopher: money.” Certainly from the evidence before us, scripts and acting didn’t strike him as priorities.


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Is that an '86 review?? Pretty funny. Imagine going from the critical accolades for PR just two years before to the stingingly negative reviews for this one. That had to be a really tough moment.
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Reply #115 posted 01/29/19 2:24pm

PeteSilas

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He was funny but Morris delivery was different, prince's "funny" was always because he was so fucking queer (not meaning in the sexual sense, in the bizarre sense).

This. Prince’s humor was fearless, random, and required connecting many dots. When you get it you realize you are reading a strange mind. By contrast, Morris (character) was a shameless self-deprecating cad. No mystery, hat you see is what you get. The humor was watching a hot mess play out.

that's right BUT, prince created the morris character and he was the character. Morris Hayes describes how they'd talk with that silly voice when they'd bust each other's chops. Morris Day was cool/funny prince was bizarre/wierd/funny. the story of the "wrecka stow" comes from a real life event when the asshole boss Prince went up to Paul Peterson and demanded "read this!" Paul tried to read it, and got really nervous and stammered "wrecka stow" and then Prince told him the punch line and laughed, I think pauls response was "just wierd".

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Reply #116 posted 01/29/19 2:25pm

PeteSilas

also, said it before but it bears repeating, jerome did the best acting job out of all the minneapolis set, by far in my opinion. He should have done more acting, maybe the only one who had any potential. They say morris but he wasn't as good as jerome.

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Reply #117 posted 01/29/19 2:38pm

violetcrush

PeteSilas said:

also, said it before but it bears repeating, jerome did the best acting job out of all the minneapolis set, by far in my opinion. He should have done more acting, maybe the only one who had any potential. They say morris but he wasn't as good as jerome.


Yes, Jerome was the best in PR. Even his expressions were hilarious. I thought he did a great job with the scene where he gives Prince the tickets to the A6 show. Although, he and Morris as a team really made the film. Their banter and antics were great.
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Reply #118 posted 01/29/19 3:01pm

42Kristen

shocked I do not unerstand why aany critics would not like Under The Cherry Moon? Had some great songs from the movie. KISS was one fo them.

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Reply #119 posted 01/29/19 3:25pm

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42Kristen said:

shocked I do not unerstand why aany critics would not like Under The Cherry Moon?.



This is the problem with prince fans. We think everything he did was gold. Just cause we are fans we can’t be objective about anything. UTCM deserved the raspberry’s it revived. Even prince was in the couch face down realizing what the hell he had done according to A Pop Life I think it was described.
"Climb in my fur."
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