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Thread started 05/22/18 6:13pm

Lovejunky

on a lighter note....

I know this has been posted before...

Probably by ME...

but things are getting a little too serious around here....

LINE OUTAPR 18, 2013

"An Incomplete and Disord...rty Songs"

SO many laughs...

A few of MY Favorites

*Come—wherein Prince explains that orgasms (which he could provide!) will solve all of your problems in a universal-love kind of way, and isn't the ocean sexy?

*Rockhard in a Funky Place—wherein Prince is very coy about his erection

*Wanna Be Your Lover—wherein Prince celebrates monogamy, but no pressure

*Peach—wherein Prince spins a tale of a crazy fantasy world in which there is this one super hot girl who doesn't want to fuck a nameless miniature man in women's clothing who writes political statements on his face with eyeliner and shaves his beard into abstract art, WHATEVER, her loss

wildsign lol dead tease yeahthat giggle

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Reply #1 posted 05/22/18 6:22pm

purplepolitici
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Many of these made me laugh. Never seen this b4 (or did I stoned), thanks! pc

For all time I am with you, you are with me.
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Reply #2 posted 05/22/18 7:27pm

IstenSzek

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i remember this one, yes lol

best one is still for head:

Head—wherein Prince lets you know the length of time for which he will eat your pussy, up to and including the time of your death


falloff

and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #3 posted 05/22/18 9:01pm

Lovejunky

IstenSzek said:

i remember this one, yes lol

best one is still for head:

Head—wherein Prince lets you know the length of time for which he will eat your pussy, up to and including the time of your death


falloff

Talented writer..

lol

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