https://aam-us-jobs.careerwebsite.com/job/archives-supervisor-paisley-park/40421341/

'some knowledge of Prince is helpful' - how fucking depressing...

You guys are real snowflakes sometimes.

some knowledge of Prince is helpful - check

prior knowledge/experience with artifact handling, storage, and conservation is helpful - nope

knowledge of correct grammar, punctuation, and spelling - check

background in historical studies and research is helpful - nope

previous supervisory or management experience is preferred - nope

ability to deal with repetitious intense work and procedures - maybe

must have an excellent attention span - mhm

detailed oriented - check

skill and knowledge to use a Macintosh computer - nope, but I'm a quick learner

knowledge of Quark Express and Adobe Photoshop is helpful - nope

must have good accurate typing skills - mhm

ability to cope with extremely heavy workload - depends

excellent communication and interpersonal skills both in person and on the telephone are essential - nope

ability to perceive and deal with sensitive issues and maintain confidentiality - check

must be able to drive a vehicle - nope

ability to work under pressure of deadlines and competing needs - mhm

must be able to sit for long periods of time - check

speak well enough to communicate in a clear distinct voice - check

work in a confidential work area - ok

must have excellent typing skills - mhm

own vehicle in order to run job related errands if necessary - nope

work flexible hours, to include holidays, weekends, and overtime as required - nope

must adhere to a pescatarian environment - ok

no smoking in the work area - ok

We know http://prince.org/msg/2/453920