soladeo1 said:

A weird little curiosity from 1986 with Wendy singing lead. A very un-PC tune - it’s about a girl singing about another girl who’s so dumb and vapid she’s “retarded”. The melody is severely lacking too...and it goes on forever, over 5 minutes. Killing At The Soda Shot is terrible too...but Eggplant might be worse.

I think it's a funny song. He probably recorded a lot of songs just for fun never to be heard by anyone except for the people involved.

I didn't like it at first and now I do. Go figure.

"Guinness couldn't count all the men she's had"

At first, I thought this was "Dentists"

In some ways I like "dentists" better!


Also: now eggplant is slang for penis...(at least in Text speech)

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Mommy, what are opinions and tastes?

No, Jughead is the worst.

Can't get any worse than Goldnigga. The only thing that would save it is if it was an instrumental.

TheFman said:

Eggplant is very far from the worst he recorded.

Much worse examples, amongst others:
Thunder

what in heaven....???

what's wrong with Thunder...?



- that's an amazing track...

Marrk said:

Purple and Gold anyone?

OMG..yes... I cannot bear to listen to it. You'd think he'd come up with something epic for the team!!