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Thread started 04/16/03 4:29am

Trickology

How to get Prince to answer the door at Paisley

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1. Say you are Sly Stone and you are thinking of gettin the band back together. You will let Prince be the leader of Family Stone. And you will play tambourine.

2. Wear a Versace religious custom made NPG robe and a Jesus wig and sandals and shout at the door "Brotha thou Club has betrayed me. Thou did not want a hacked up live compilation when thou bootlegs is greater than thou official. Thy Lord is angered by thou "

3. Bring Mayte and make her say "Honey,I lost my new power hoochie hot pants. Have you seen them? I need to go look for them. I will be only a minute"


4. In Clive voice::: "This is Clive Davis. I was wrong and you were right. Now lets invest 20 million in your next project!! Xpectation was brilliant!! "

5. Dress up like Wendy And Lisa "We have decided to stop being clit lickers. We want the truth. And we think the club is new power funky!! NPGMC is cool!! Let's reunite the revolution to the truth!
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Reply #1 posted 04/16/03 4:32am

dnaplaya

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Unfortunately Prince doesn't open doors these days

He has doors opened for him
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Reply #2 posted 04/16/03 4:35am

pigeontoes

dnaplaya said:

Unfortunately Prince doesn't open doors these days

He has doors opened for him



& shut if he's in the doghouse!!
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Reply #3 posted 04/16/03 8:13am

Sweeny79

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You could pretend you are a JW. "Excuse me Mr. Bodygaurd,is Prince home? I'd like to discuss the new Watchtower."
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #4 posted 04/16/03 8:16am

VelvetSplash

2, 3 & 5 = worship
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Reply #5 posted 04/16/03 8:39am

Tom

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Pull up with a truck from Omaha Steaks, and tell them you're here with his delivery.
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Reply #6 posted 04/16/03 8:47am

Handclapsfinga
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Tom said:

Pull up with a truck from Omaha Steaks, and tell them you're here with his delivery.

evillol
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Reply #7 posted 04/16/03 8:54am

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ladies, here's a way: dress up as one of those singin telegram-folks--f'example, u could dress up as a naughty nurse...

well, i'm here 2 restore your pluck, cuz i'm the nurse that likes ta--dammit, don't walk away!!! eek
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Reply #8 posted 04/16/03 10:04am

Haystack

Trickology said:

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2. Wear a Versace religious custom made NPG robe and a Jesus wig and sandals and shout at the door "Brotha thou Club has betrayed me. Thou did not want a hacked up live compilation when thou bootlegs is greater than thou official. Thy Lord is angered by thou "

5. Dress up like Wendy And Lisa "We have decided to stop being clit lickers. We want the truth. And we think the club is new power funky!! NPGMC is cool!! Let's reunite the revolution to the truth!


lol
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Reply #9 posted 04/16/03 10:17am

CherrieMoonKis
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Bring James Brown with you cool
peace & wildsign
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Reply #10 posted 04/25/03 9:09am

NinoSasgakagra
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dnaplaya said:

Unfortunately Prince doesn't open doors these days

He has doors opened for him





smile
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fatalbert If your Thirsty, I can be Friday, we can go out Saturday for a Sunday. cartman
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Reply #11 posted 04/25/03 1:28pm

loosekiss

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ladies, here's a way: dress up as one of those singin telegram-folks--f'example, u could dress up as a naughty nurse...

well, i'm here 2 restore your pluck, cuz i'm the nurse that likes ta--dammit, don't walk away!!! eek


hahhhaaahaa!! falloff
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