(Prince's video for "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" playing in the background)

Butt-Head: Whoa! Check out his unit.
Beavis: Whoa! This chick is flat.
Butt-Head: Beavis, you see that unit?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah.
Butt-Head: That means it’s not a chick.
Beavis: Oh. Oh, oh yeah. I wasn’t looking down there. I wonder what the most beautiful chick in the world looks like?
Butt-Head: Well, she’d have to be naked.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. And she’d have to have boobs.
Butt-Head: Uh, yeah. It would also be cool if she had a butt, too.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah that would rule. And also like if her butt was naked.
Butt-Head: Uh, yeah. Well you know when I said she’d have to be naked I meant, you know, down there.
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah really.
Butt-Head: You know Beavis, I was looking at your mom naked once…
Beavis: Really? How come you were naked?
Butt-Head: No Beavis, your mom was naked.
Beavis: Oh. Oh, oh yeah.
Butt-Head: You know how Prince is like looking for the most beautiful chick in the world?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah.
Butt-Head: Well, he doesn’t need to go anywhere near your house.
Beavis: Shut up, butt-hole. I’m sick of you bad mouthing my mom.
Butt-Head: Mouthing?
Beavis: Oh yeah, mouthing. Bad mouthing.



(Sheena Easton's video for "Sugar Walls" playing in the background)

Beavis: Who is this chick?
Butt-Head: I dunno. She looks like some chick you’d see hanging out in K-Mart.
Beavis: Um, I think I’ve seen this chick before.
Butt-Head: Yeah, she did Prince.
Beavis: Oh really? Well at least that’s something.
Butt-Head: You know, they don’t have to keep showing her just ‘cause she’s singing.
Beavis: Yeah, really. Like move down and show her butt or something.
Butt-Head: Look at the stupid stuff she keeps doing with her face.
Beavis: Oh Yeah. This chick is pretty dumb.
Butt-Head: Yeah, and she’s probably a slut too.
Beavis: Why do you think this chick like dressed up like a slut?
Butt-Head: Prince makes sure that all his women look like sluts.
Beavis: That’s one thing I like about him.
Butt-Head: He has a vision.
Beavis: Me too. Some day all the girls in the world will all come unto me.

i remember those!!!



gee, i miss beavis and butt-head.

The best cartoon ever. There must be more.

JassyGF said:

Too funny!!!

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JassyGF said:

Funny!

I also have the tape of them talking about the video for "When 2 R In Love", but I don't have a transcript to post. Something about butts if I recall.

lovemachine said:

yeah, i remember that one, 2...

DAMN, I wish THESE would come on Nick @ Nite

lovemachine said:

If you can recall or find the name of that episode I would appreciate it so much.

I love Beavis and Butthead.

Classic stuff!

i remember vaguely they showed 'get on up' by carmen electra...but i don't remember much about it...

it was prolly the only time i saw carmen's video..

They were about the only reason I could ever sit through music videos!

rio said:

i remember that one...they were mostly droolin over carmen, no big surprise there.