herb4 said:

I just drank some wine and took an aspirin and I don't feel shit. Have to say, I'm rather disappointed. This is some bullshit. I hate wine.

You gotta do more.

C'mon be a sport chug some wine and take a bottle of aspirin.

AnonymousFan said:

So, my question is; WHAT WAS HE DOING WITH THE ASPIRIN AND WINE???

i'll just look it up in chapter 3 of my book of how the fuck would i know

Ugot2shakesumthin said:

herb4 said:

I just drank some wine and took an aspirin and I don't feel shit. Have to say, I'm rather disappointed. This is some bullshit. I hate wine.

You gotta do more.

C'mon be a sport chug some wine and take a bottle of aspirin.

Still nothing. Except this wine makes me want to retch, my tongue is purple and I hate the smell of my breath now. What do you suggest? More aspirin perhaps?

I'm doing this for science. Keep an eye on me.

herb4 said:

Ugot2shakesumthin said:

You gotta do more.

C'mon be a sport chug some wine and take a bottle of aspirin.

Still nothing. Except this wine makes me want to retch, my tongue is purple and I hate the smell of my breath now. What do you suggest? More aspirin perhaps?

I'm doing this for science. Keep an eye on me.

Sounds like it's time to bust out the herb to feel better, herb4!

Next time try white wine, Chenin Blanc or Sauvignon Blanc. Taste better, won't make your breath stank and no purple tongue.

AnnaStesia10 said:

herb4 said:

Still nothing. Except this wine makes me want to retch, my tongue is purple and I hate the smell of my breath now. What do you suggest? More aspirin perhaps?

I'm doing this for science. Keep an eye on me.

Sounds like it's time to bust out the herb to feel better, herb4!

Next time try white wine, Chenin Blanc or Sauvignon Blanc. Taste better, won't make your breath stank and no purple tongue.

Next time I'll drink a beer and smoke a joint.

Experiment completed and results confirmed.

CONCLUSION: This is an ineffective way to kill yourself or even do anything than achieve heartburn, stank breff and something called "wine dick" (aka, Whiskey Dick, aka: TDTF). Unconfirmed if it is useful as a means to provide cover for unforseen consequences related to the use of other controlled substances and concealing them from concerned parties since I am divorced, currently live alone, have not experienced an overdose and have no subject upon whom to test it. My cat (Max; Male; Burmese) seems unconcerned thoughout experiment.

IN SUMMARY:

Usefullness as a lie; (RE: Bullshitting your spouse and immediate family): unconfirmed/untested. Likely horseshit to shield something more advanced in chemical nature.

Usefullness for getting fucked up: (RE: Getting wasted): Confirmed. It sucks. Would not recommend. Required intake to achieve results beyond tolerable dosage (NOTE: consider introducing cannibis, additional wine, xanax, whippets or beer in any additional testing)

Scientific Application; (RE: Hangover Treatment): To Be Determined. Results pending and due 8/7/2017, 8:00 am.

Vehicle; (RE: Means, RE: Suicidal Ideation/Determination/Outcome): None. Zero. Complete bullshit. Impossible to die via current mixture and with recipe as known and measured; EXHIBIT A: I am, apparently, currently alive.

***Additional Notes: Propensity for extreme sarcasm, inane blabbering, compulsive message board posting, numerous typos, passive agressiveness, run on sentences and inconsistent punctuation and formatting noted in test subject. Additional study required but not recommended at this time. Need to adjust for height and weight upon further review. Assistants needed***

Awesome scientific data and props to you for taking one for team purple.

Your hard work today confirmed my thoughts.

And so, so sorry for the wine dick episode.

Dang, talk about taking one for the team!

AnnaStesia10 said:

Awesome scientific data and props to you for taking one for team purple.

Your hard work today confirmed my thoughts.

And so, so sorry for the wine dick episode.

Dang, talk about taking one for the team!

It's OK. I'm alone right now so no subjects were harmed/disappointed by my results. Thank you for peer reviewing my study though.

herb4 said:

Ugot2shakesumthin said:

You gotta do more.

C'mon be a sport chug some wine and take a bottle of aspirin.

Still nothing. Except this wine makes me want to retch, my tongue is purple and I hate the smell of my breath now. What do you suggest? More aspirin perhaps?

I'm doing this for science. Keep an eye on me.

You're a good man.

Good to know there's still a sense of humor around here.

luv4u said:

Mumio said:

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO HER FACEBOOK PAGE AND ASK HER ABOUT IT.

Or create a thread over in associated artists

Excellent idea Luv!

herb4 said:

herb4 said:

I tend to believe the "Aspirin and wine" explanation was a lie to cover for something else.

That's also what Mayte implies in her book.

AnonymousFan said:

You guys aren't funny. If you don't like the topic or you'd rather wallow in butthurt, then go. Let the people who want to know discuss in peace.

discuss what exactly?

you said..... So, my question is; WHAT WAS HE DOING WITH THE ASPIRIN AND WINE??? WHY DID HE ACT SO OFF AND "LOOPY" EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND NOT WANT MAYTE AROUND FOR IT?

wtf?... seriously

nobody has a clue.... there's your answer... any "opinion" is just conjecture and gossip

you want people to discuss for pages and pages whether or not prince had wine and aspirin???? really???? ... ffs why?

MoBettaBliss said:

herb4 said:

AnonymousFan said:

MoBettaBliss said:

discuss what exactly?

you said..... So, my question is; WHAT WAS HE DOING WITH THE ASPIRIN AND WINE??? WHY DID HE ACT SO OFF AND "LOOPY" EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND NOT WANT MAYTE AROUND FOR IT?

wtf?... seriously

nobody has a clue.... there's your answer... any "opinion" is just conjecture and gossip

you want people to discuss for pages and pages whether or not prince had wine and aspirin???? really???? ... ffs why?

I want to speculate.

Speculation is a waste of time and effort.

The only people who know what went on and why are the ones who were present. We will never know. Time to lock up this puppy, it's going no where.