its been a long time since Prince made a movie.

But what would make Prince on the radar somewhat?

I was thinking he should have had a cameo in the matrix as a oracle.

There are many ways Prince can take

Here maybe is a conversation Prince is having




Prince in his costume room with the monkey cone puppet from Purple Rain:

In Monkey ventriloquist prince voice)

Hey guy whats wrong with you? Clive Davis making ya pissed? You suuure blew that one

Prince:Shut Up!

M.C.P.:Wow...Rave unto the craptastic. What a good idea. Great album cover too. Metalic blue... always great to see on white.

Prince:Be quiet!!

M.C.P:And then the NPGMC Shoulda stuck to mp3 and lowered the price

Prince:The Price was right!! Everything was perfect

M.C.P. Sure sure keep telling yourself that

Prince:I know better than you

M.C.P.o you now? Whose idea was it? Me! Who was in Purple Rain? ME!!
And then out I go and you do your 1940's euro film.
But I wasnt in that and it bombed. You know why? Because you hired ya fuckin valet Jerome!

Prince:I dont need you

M.C.P.:Then you made the sequel to Purple Rain. What was that called

Prince:I am not listening!

M.C.P.:Ohhh yea it was called Grafitti Bridge

Prince:People didnt get it. That movie will be looked at like The Wizard of Oz

M.C.P.:Morelike Michael Jackson The Whiz Eaaase on down the roooaaad.

Prince:SHUT UP!!

M.C.P.:You need me... who told you to dump the girls?

Prince:You

M.C.P.That's right Who told you Under the Cherry Moon was gonna bomb harder than Arsenio Halls rap album!

Prince:You (relucantly)

M.C.P.:Kid, I know what is best for you. Now go get that fake mink and wrap it around your neck

Prince:No...

M.C.P.O it!!

Prince:It is wrong

M.C.P:This Jehovah scam aint working. No one buys it from a guy who wrote "Jack u off"

Prince:People can change...


M.C.P.:You need purple rain...

Prince:No

M.C.P: Prince and Eminem the music extravaganza film...together at last

Prince:NOOOooo!!

M.C.P:
It is either that or change your name to the Microsoft symbol so everybody will think Microsoft wants to do business with them when it is on paper.
Your name is poison,kid POISON!!
Listen to me

Prince:Okay but you get limited scenes.

M.C.P.:I get Co-star this time

Prince:What?

M.C.P.:You heard me or I go back in the cone

Prince:I dont know..

M.C.P. Here I go im going back in the cone watch me yoo hoo Im goin back in...

Prince:Okay,,okay costar

M.C.P.:And I get to rap on two songs ]

Prince:What?

M.C.P.:Thats the deal

Prince:Okay...

M.C.P.:Good...

Prince:What is your idea

M.C.P:Heres what im thinking Lord of the rings got a good thing going. So why dont you grab a purple sword and be a wood elf!

Prince:No way. Im not gonna be a elf on film. That is degrading

M.C.P.:Yes you are or did you forget I was there when you adn Tony whats his name...Tony Mosley there we go! Tony and you were...

Prince:Alright Stop!!! I will be a woodelf

M.C.P:Thats good. Now what will your name be

Prince:Prince

M.C.P.:I dont think so. I got it
Majesto the WoodElf and you sing and make music to the Woodland creatures. ANd you find out your cloud guitar has a super power and it was forged in the mountains of Mordor

Prince:This sounds familiar

M.C.P. :Nooo it is brilliant. Trust me kid ..
ANd will get you know who to direct it

Prince:Me

M.C.P:I dont think so. You couldn't direct a gay porno film for the blind. No offense... Will get Peter Jackson!

Prince:But he did Lordof the Rings

M.c.P:Exactly...so Majesto learns that his guitar is a powerful evil tool and when ever you play it...you can see the truth around you. You see accountants and managers blowing up your head... and they say "Great Job Prince really incredible song. Your best one yet! "over and over.

Prince:Wow..this is soundn kinda cool. Id go see this film

M.C.P.:Then...you have to face off with your nemesis evil wizard Grahamata who plays a moon bass and tries to stray you away from your music and the real funk

Prince:Grahamata? That sounds like Larry

M.C.p:Does it? Well all be.. It does sound like Larry Graham.

Prince:And he plays a bass

M.C.P,:Coincidences.only

and then he slaps his strings and conjures up spells whenever he does

PrincE:What kind of spells?


M.C.P.:Whenever he slaps the strings you hear the evil truth

Prince:What truth?

M.C.P:In whisper "Im onlyy after your money and influence to swaaay people in my evangelist agenda WooOoOOoOOOoooOOOo


Prince:This movie gonna be epic?

M.C.P.:Long as Ron Jeremy kid

Prince:I want my movie 5 hrs!

M.C.P.:Thats a little long

Prince:The longer the better and more scenes of me

M.C.P:Okay ya killin me

Prince:And I get my microphone gun!

M.C.P:Nooo! I mean... Woods in those days didnt have guns


Prince:Oh.. but I still get my purple sword right?

M.C.P. Of course cmon you gotta go make the soundtrack right now...

Prince:What is the movie called

M.C.P.:Lord of the funky thangs


Prince:Im calling Londell right now!! Blockbuster movie ET tonight feature MTV coverage!! I am back!

goes runnin out to phone)

Free Willy - The Return

What about Crank Yankers the movie?

lol Willie the mailroom man

"Shoulda sent it dang sooner. I threw that out"