ISaidLifeIsJustAGame said:

I am Italian so I think he is hiding the salami!

He's not succeeding in hiding it. I think he's packin that salami...maybe for a noon rendezvous!

toastgirl said:

He's not succeeding in hiding it. I think he's packin that salami...maybe for a noon rendezvous!

Oh, I can see you definitely belong here in this group. Welcome

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bookwomen said:

Another White Pant Photo for Your Evening

Uhhhhh.... Never seen this one Bookie, you've obviously got some shit you've been keeping from us! Give it here!!

raspberryberet3121 said:

[img:$uid]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f40/terri_simmons1/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_1006_zpsfpjuw6n9.jpg[/img:$uid][/URL] My God this man just oozed sex. I never in my life thought I would be so physically attracted to a man like him. I am a good 8 inches taller than he is and have always been attracted to tall, dark and muscular, but that man just makes me melt.

I hear ya...he is sooo not my type personally, but I can still appreciate that he IS and always will be one of the finest men to ever walk this earth.

babynoz said:

Yup.

Not my physical type either, but...I'll drool over his sexiness until I dehydrate and run out of saliva.

LBrent said:

babynoz said:

I hear ya...he is sooo not my type personally, but I can still appreciate that he IS and always will be one of the finest men to ever walk this earth.

Yup. Not my physical type either, but...I'll drool over his sexiness until I dehydrate and run out of saliva.

I'm a inch taller than him and he's 32 years older than me. As much as I like guys 2 years older and taller than me and if I saw Prince walking towards me, best believe I'm powerwalking towards him

babynoz said:

I hear ya...he is sooo not my type personally, but I can still appreciate that he IS and always will be one of the finest men to ever walk this earth.

Yeah....I'm not big on men who are the same size as I am but omg, I'd have given this bad boy a good run and loved every.single.minute. of it.

DarlingKris said:

LBrent said:

babynoz said: Yup. Not my physical type either, but...I'll drool over his sexiness until I dehydrate and run out of saliva.

I'm a inch taller than him and he's 32 years older than me. As much as I like guys 2 years older and taller than me and if I saw Prince walking towards me, best believe I'm powerwalking towards him

Racing would be a better word Too fucking hot

How Helpful

bookwomen said:

How Helpful

Hahahahahahaha! Of course I can believe it, there's no age limit on sex appeal! Our man sure did age well, didn't he?

bookwomen said:

How Helpful

I almost choked on the bite of turkey sandwich that was in my mouth

bookwomen said:

How Helpful

But. Wait. Is this from...like...an actual publication? I'm dyin' over the arrow!

TechnicolorClimax said:

bookwomen said:

How Helpful

But. Wait. Is this from...like...an actual publication? I'm dyin' over the arrow!

See ladies, we aren't the only ones pointing out the obvious!

KindredSpirit said:

TechnicolorClimax said:

But. Wait. Is this from...like...an actual publication? I'm dyin' over the arrow!

See ladies, we aren't the only ones pointing out the obvious!

Its kind of hard to ignore it. I really want to say something that just popped in my head, but I don't want nobody clutching their pearls or say "Kristan you have gone too far"or some shit (fucking prudes)

DarlingKris said:

I'd have jumped hurdles and run 🏃 in bare feet over some hot coals.

DarlingKris said:

I was thinking about something else I wouldn't mind choking on. Sorry I know I am nasty and will go back to my 📦 now.

raspberryberet3121 said:

DarlingKris said:

I almost choked on the bite of turkey sandwich that was in my mouth

I was thinking about something else I wouldn't mind choking on. Sorry I know I am nasty and will go back to my 📦 now.

Hmmm...did someone say box party???

raspberryberet3121 said:

DarlingKris said:

I almost choked on the bite of turkey sandwich that was in my mouth

I was thinking about something else I wouldn't mind choking on. Sorry I know I am nasty and will go back to my 📦 now.

I'M WHEEZING! Fuck it we are all adults here so I'm going to say what I was thinking. Clearly P was packing as we can tell by the evidence we have seen. I was wondering after having coitus with him if you would have any walls left. The man clearly knew what he was doing and I'm sure he has broken a few headboards. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go dump holy water on myself and think about what I just said

bookwomen said:

How Helpful

thank you BookWomen for finding the pic I was looking to post on here!! Isn't this perfect for this thread???

DarlingKris said:

Yes ma'am!!! I will join you in the holy water bath...hope it's cold.

SpinsterSister said:

bookwomen said:

How Helpful

thank you BookWomen for finding the pic I was looking to post on here!! Isn't this perfect for this thread???

as terrible as this may sound....do you think he was sock stuffin? perhaps he was using the special drawers that help to "prop" up his package? think the twins said he is "ehhh, so old" and that they were not funkin' him.....

I mean, i am sure he is more than capable of getting, maintaining and releasing his erection (and still rock hard at his age too)...but do you think he psychs himself up before he manipulates himself into such tight trousers? Or does he just like playing with himself to show that "he still has it" to the world? Of course, looking at the time when this pic was shot, he could've been saying to whatever broad stood him up...."Look at all this you're missing...."

you know like we women, will purposely jiggle our boobies or buns....extra sashay, extra ripple, extra eyes....cup-less bras, commando, etc.

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DarlingKris said:

raspberryberet3121 said:

DarlingKris said: I was thinking about something else I wouldn't mind choking on. Sorry I know I am nasty and will go back to my 📦 now.

I'M WHEEZING! Fuck it we are all adults here so I'm going to say what I was thinking. Clearly P was packing as we can tell by the evidence we have seen. I was wondering after having coitus with him if you would have any walls left. The man clearly knew what he was doing and I'm sure he has broken a few headboards. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go dump holy water on myself and think about what I just said

I'm so glad you dignified that paragraph by using the word coitus! I'm so proud!!!

SpinsterSister said:

bookwomen said:

How Helpful

thank you BookWomen for finding the pic I was looking to post on here!! Isn't this perfect for this thread???

Wrapped in white satin...Mama mia! so perfect.

DarlingKris said:

LBrent said:

babynoz said: Yup. Not my physical type either, but...I'll drool over his sexiness until I dehydrate and run out of saliva.

I'm a inch taller than him and he's 32 years older than me. As much as I like guys 2 years older and taller than me and if I saw Prince walking towards me, best believe I'm powerwalking towards him

Oooohh! I would definitely choose him, definitely my type. Oh yes. As soon as it came time for having children and a career, I'd have to switch to my husband. But oooohh... he is a fine fantasy. I hope your listening, P!!! And I bet you liked toast, too~

SpinsterSister said:

SpinsterSister said:

thank you BookWomen for finding the pic I was looking to post on here!! Isn't this perfect for this thread???

as terrible as this may sound....do you think he was sock stuffin? perhaps he was using the special drawers that help to "prop" up his package? think the twins said he is "ehhh, so old" and that they were not funkin' him.....

I mean, i am sure he is more than capable of getting, maintaining and releasing his erection (and still rock hard at his age too)...but do you think he psychs himself up before he manipulates himself into such tight trousers? Or does he just like playing with himself to show that "he still has it" to the world? Of course, looking at the time when this pic was shot, he could've been saying to whatever broad stood him up...."Look at all this you're missing...."

you know like we women, will purposely jiggle our boobies or buns....extra sashay, extra ripple, extra eyes....cup-less bras, commando, etc.

[Edited 11/1/16 19:33pm]

Holy crap! My eyes!!

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LadyLayla said:

DarlingKris said:

I'M WHEEZING! Fuck it we are all adults here so I'm going to say what I was thinking. Clearly P was packing as we can tell by the evidence we have seen. I was wondering after having coitus with him if you would have any walls left. The man clearly knew what he was doing and I'm sure he has broken a few headboards. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go dump holy water on myself and think about what I just said

I'm so glad you dignified that paragraph by using the word coitus! I'm so proud!!!

Why thank you! I like to use fancy words from time to time

LadyLayla said:

SpinsterSister said:

as terrible as this may sound....do you think he was sock stuffin? perhaps he was using the special drawers that help to "prop" up his package? think the twins said he is "ehhh, so old" and that they were not funkin' him.....

I mean, i am sure he is more than capable of getting, maintaining and releasing his erection (and still rock hard at his age too)...but do you think he psychs himself up before he manipulates himself into such tight trousers? Or does he just like playing with himself to show that "he still has it" to the world? Of course, looking at the time when this pic was shot, he could've been saying to whatever broad stood him up...."Look at all this you're missing...."

you know like we women, will purposely jiggle our boobies or buns....extra sashay, extra ripple, extra eyes....cup-less bras, commando, etc.

[Edited 11/1/16 19:33pm]

Holy crap! My eyes!!

[Edited 11/1/16 19:50pm]

I've got nothing but LUV 4 U, Sister!!!

Now see...Y'all all mistaken...P was a guest on Muppets and became freinds with Snuffie the snufflupagus and lent Snuffie his trousers and didn't realize that Snuffie was taking a nap in the trousers when P put them on to go out.

See? A very logical explanation. Y'all are so nasty!

SpinsterSister said:

SpinsterSister said:

thank you BookWomen for finding the pic I was looking to post on here!! Isn't this perfect for this thread???

as terrible as this may sound....do you think he was sock stuffin? perhaps he was using the special drawers that help to "prop" up his package? think the twins said he is "ehhh, so old" and that they were not funkin' him.....

I mean, i am sure he is more than capable of getting, maintaining and releasing his erection (and still rock hard at his age too)...but do you think he psychs himself up before he manipulates himself into such tight trousers? Or does he just like playing with himself to show that "he still has it" to the world? Of course, looking at the time when this pic was shot, he could've been saying to whatever broad stood him up...."Look at all this you're missing...."

you know like we women, will purposely jiggle our boobies or buns....extra sashay, extra ripple, extra eyes....cup-less bras, commando, etc.

[Edited 11/1/16 19:33pm]

Erm, I've never seen a sock shaped like that. It has a coronal ridge!

LBrent said:

SpinsterSister said:

as terrible as this may sound....do you think he was sock stuffin? perhaps he was using the special drawers that help to "prop" up his package? think the twins said he is "ehhh, so old" and that they were not funkin' him.....

I mean, i am sure he is more than capable of getting, maintaining and releasing his erection (and still rock hard at his age too)...but do you think he psychs himself up before he manipulates himself into such tight trousers? Or does he just like playing with himself to show that "he still has it" to the world? Of course, looking at the time when this pic was shot, he could've been saying to whatever broad stood him up...."Look at all this you're missing...."

you know like we women, will purposely jiggle our boobies or buns....extra sashay, extra ripple, extra eyes....cup-less bras, commando, etc.

[Edited 11/1/16 19:33pm]

Erm, I've never seen a sock shaped like that. It has a coronal ridge!

Ms Brent, I shall have to fetch my readers in order to more closely examine the photo......

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