A lot of these stories about getting fired by Prince are pretty hilarious...especially the woman at the Grammy's and the cart. Too funny. As cool as it would have been to work at Paisley Park, there's a part of me that would've loved to find a funny way to get fired by Prince.

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So...hypothetically...and just for fun...someone says they'll pay you whatever you want to get fired by Prince, how would you do it? Nothing mean or derogatory...it has to be funny.

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For instance, I'd walk up to him and say "Your recent albums warm my heart. I keep them in the fireplace."

injuredpinky said:

I'd probably get in fired for leaking music recording to the Org!

justAmeda said:

I'd probably get in fired for leaking music recording to the Org!

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I'd be fired for just putting something in his personal refrigerator -- on the wrong shelf.

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Touching his...Hair!?!

Maybe blasting Michael Jackson songs at my desk?

I'd go into the wardrobe department and throw away any blacks that didn't match. After I smelled them.

Maybe blasting Michael Jackson songs at my desk?

perfume said:

Maybe blasting Michael Jackson songs at my desk?

oops a dupe-sy. Posted twice oddly...

I would probably get fired for looking at him too much or sneaking into his wardrobe to check out all his outfits

Genesia said:

I'd go into the wardrobe department and throw away any blacks that didn't match. After I smelled them.

Ha!

I think I figured out the no-match. His pants were always stretchy fabric...and the tops were not.

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I would be in the guitar room > (Prince> ain't nobody play with my guitars you're fired.)

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Angelsoncrack said:

I would probably get fired for looking at him too much or sneaking into his wardrobe to check out all his outfits

Me too!

Guitarhero said:

I would be in the guitar room > (Prince> ain't nobody play with my guitars you're fired.)

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Thats a Good one too.

Play through his Bass Amps loud while he was trying to Sleep. Cooking all kinds of meats up in the kitchen. Barbecuing outside between the Main Building and the Egg Building!!!

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justAmeda said:

I'd probably get in fired for leaking music recording to the Org!

Modern day hero.

I'd sing falsetto Prince songs on the job. He'd have Kirky showing me to the gate before the "Scandalous" chorus.

Aww hell no. A mofo runs out for a lil Jamba Juice and I gotta come home to this (throws and breaks swear jar against the wall) *!@!@--****!

is how he probably would have reacted when he came home to find me in his bed pretend sleeping.

With one of his shirts and an ankle bracelet on and Prince coloring books and broken crayons strewn all over the room.

Ladies? we all know we would get fired for taking advantage to TOUR the WHOLE complex and you know good in well we'd all find his living quarters and be checking out what kind of sheets he uses on his bed, if he has super fuzzy bath towels, type of shampoo he uses (i would be guilty of sniffing the shampoo and soap)...basically we'd all be fired for rummaging through this personal bathroom and bedroom space! Cause most of us would not be able to resist being a noseybody...adjust halo and raises hand in shame...guilty as charged!....

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mtlfan said:

justAmeda said:

I'd probably get in fired for leaking music recording to the Org!

Modern day hero.

I'd sing falsetto Prince songs on the job. He'd have Kirky showing me to the gate before the "Scandalous" chorus.

I'd have to set up a hidden live stream session...hey I have a degree in computer networking...that way you night owls could see him recording live in the studio...Granted when he discovers the streaming and artichokes me out for letting ya'll see it... I will happy to die a maytr for the Org!

justAmeda said:

BillieBalloon said:

justAmeda said:

Ladies? we all know we would get fired for taking advantage to TOUR the WHOLE complex and you know good in well we'd all find his living quarters and be checking out what kind of sheets he uses on his bed, if he has super fuzzy bath towels, type of shampoo he uses (i would be guilty of sniffing the shampoo and soap)...basically we'd all be fired for rummaging through this personal bathroom and bedroom space! Cause most of us would not be able to resist being a noseybody...adjust halo and raises hand in shame...guilty as charged!....

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Telling the press you got married. The headlines would read.."Prince fired his wife!!!".

got TMZ and National Enquirer on speed dial huh?!!!!

I would get fired after I walked into PP with a sack of food that included a loaded double cheeseburger, chili fries, onion rings and a frozen mudslide cocktail.

Baduizm said:

I would get fired after I walked into PP with a sack of food that included a loaded double cheeseburger, chili fries, onion rings and a frozen mudslide cocktail.

Baduizm said:

I would get fired after I walked into PP with a sack of food that included a loaded double cheeseburger, chili fries, onion rings and a frozen mudslide cocktail.

You're making me hungry

I would play Michael Jackson music all day over the intercom at Paisley Park and between each song, would be a looped sample of either "Prince sucks" and the line "Your butt is mine - hee hee".

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Prince would have kittens, then I would bring in some gay Prince impersonators and they would come on to Prince and shriek oh wa and have them do the Jamie Foxx imeprsonations.

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Tell him that Christianity was a cult and atheism is the way and play some music by Deicide and then piss on a bible and play death metal really loud.

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