Starts out with funky beat
(all the republicans try to be hip by doin a bad version of the Running Man)

Keep the briefing nice and quiet nice and quiet
Ahhh yea!

Hey yall I thought we bust this new hype before
Afghanistan,Iraq-We gettin STUPID
ha Kuwait,Bahsara-We gettin STUPID
Let me shed its easier said code red
Bust the new groove just hyped for the Rumsfeld
Bass Thumpin everybodys doin the media spin bumpin
Ooop I slipped on a quote
I think its time 2 get into somethin
Sleazy but cool and breezy
"Is this the right one"
Yea this is for the Cabinet G
Better yet on a spin tip
I dont wanna sweat
I want Tommy Franks to get wit this
Move your armed forces from side to side
Take limited troops and you let that... slide
Yo in a bombardin motion lots of attitude brags and boastin
Then your aircraft carriers in the water floatin
U made a Iraqi Skeeze freeze
Uve been chosen G

Ladies and Gentleman The C.C.P.G (Compassionate Conservative Power Generation) introduces the...

Rumsfeld
getting stupid in the house tonight
Kickin the Rumsfeld
Disarm Disarm
Kickin the Rumsfeld
gettin stupid in the house tonight
Kickin the Rumsfeld
Disarm Disarm


Wait a minute wheres Saddam? Whats he doin (Get stupid Get stupid)


Well Cheney Daddy what you doin?
"Gettin Busy G kickin the Rumsfeld"
Yea Liberals gettin huffy in my face
Cold Housin a future democratic regime change in place
Everything is all in place
This Daddy's 2 fly
He bust the Rumsfeld as he spins to the other side
U watch the Ari briefing rotation,there's a bit of hesitation
This is some new breed of Arabic Hostility we're facin


U gotta come with some new shit
The R-U-M-S-F-E-L-D and I'm flowin wit it
You could say I'm on a roll
C.C.P.G. and we're gettin bold oh
Yes bold militant steps must be taken
2 bump a regime nation their uprisal is what we're facin
As you pump the volume to what I'm sayin, G
U'd catch me dead before you catch me not free
Just doin the...

RUMSFELD!
Chorus)


Dubya:
Don't worry if ya lookin silly
Look at me working for Wolfie
Gettin busy in the white house
Im just frozen
on Saddam's defeat
You think Im posin?
Clockin some oil wells and a rebuilding contract
U know discreet
Rummy was laughing
Pimpslappin the Iraqi's on the floor
Next bomb kickin the Rumsfeld


big bomb noise)

You're making me dislike Jughead.

Um... Are you for or against the ridiculous "war" with Iraq?

BinaryJustin said:

Im not for bombing civilians. I thought I just made the Jughead song updated for a chance for a single lol



And Anji, Im making you hate this song? lol its already Princes most dreaded song that no one really approves of.

Trickology said:

"jughead"?? outta the billions of p songs u coulda parodied, why "jughead"???