FUNNY stuff about Prince's dirty songs.

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Published 18 April, 2013 by Kelly O on www.stranger.com
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Cream—wherein Prince jacks off in front of a mirror

Insatiable—wherein Prince cajoles you into making a sex tape, which he will definitely edit into something tasteful

Electric Chair—wherein Prince tells you that what he has planned for you is technically punishable by death, in a sexy way

I Wanna Melt With U—wherein Prince worries that he may have just statutory-raped you, because that's kiiiiind of a lot of blood, but as long you're cool with it, chorus verse bridge

18 & Over—wherein Prince establishes some boundaries up front this time

Sexy MF—wherein Prince just wants to talk, dummy

Poom Poom—wherein Prince has been writing dirty songs for two decades and has completely exhausted the English language

Slow Love—wherein Prince recommends quality over quantity, mainly because your pussy couldn't withstand the quantity that he is interested in

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TrivialPursuit said:

Poom Poom—wherein Prince has been writing dirty songs for two decades and has completely exhausted the English language

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this list is cheering me up big time. got High Calonic playing at loud volume in the background. might be helping me smile too

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EDIT : just got through the whole list. definitely saving this one!

[Edited 5/6/16 9:22am]

This is one of my favotite articles. I love how the author described the songs, epecially Violet The Organ Grinder and Insatiable

Lol, cool.

My favorite description was for "Soft and Wet".

Thank you for the smile and laugh. It was needed