For You, Prince, Dirty Mind and Controversy are old enough to drink here in the US - 1999 will be legal later on this year.
If you saw them all in a bar,which one would you buy a drink for? What drink would you buy?

i'd be afraid to walk up to Dirty Mind.

For You... seems like an amiable enough fellow. Probably a lite beer.

i don't drink at all, so i dunno. me and dirty mind are like the same age, so i'd probably take it 2 jamba juice or somethin.

besides, if i ended up gettin any of 'em drunk...oh lawd

booyah said:

For You-a mai tai

Prince-A margarita or Adios Mutherucker

Dirty Mind-Jaggermeister, vodka shot and a beer chaser

Controversy and 1999--tequila shots till we passed out

JonSnow said:

wuss.


i wouldn't wanna get prince drunk, it'd end up embarrassin itself...

Well, I definitely don't need to hear any bullshit about how it's supposedly "better with a man."

Now, Dirty Mind...I'd buy it a martini, then it could give me Head.

u know what? phuc jamba juice, i'd take dirty mind out so it could get a nice buzz...if i were 2 buy it enough drinx that it'd get wasted i dunno what'd happen. it'd be kissin the porcelain god at my apartment and pass out on my bed or sumfin...

i'd be cautious about getting Controversy too drunk... he tends to rattle off for hours about the craziest things when he's been drinking... usually something about Tourists and the Second Coming and a New Breed... I can never figure out quite what he's talking about.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

And don't let it anywhere near your sister...

rdhull said:

i can see it now: "which one of ya'll puked in my sink??"

FunkMistress said:

don't worry, it wouldn't want my sister in the first place.

rdhull said:

FunkMistress said:

and the other albums would be pickin on for you..."u wanna sip of my drink, man?"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Dayum! Ouch. Or maybe you mean 'cause it's your sister, not his...For her sake, I hope so!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

LOL yea, we have to keep Dirty Mind away from For You... could get very ugly, very fast.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I was gonna say--better nto giv e DM just some non alcoholic stuff..DM is dirty punkfunk rock..it wants a headchange and to get in a bar fight

I can see it now...Dirty Mind has a few too many and starts something with sweet little Prince and For You: "You're all a bunsha double-dragsh..."

JonSnow said:

dm (drunkenly): i know full well y'hear me, ya nappyheaded ass...

fy: (just sits and drinks its mai tai)


...then dm would get mad and pop fy upside the head and walk over 2 the bar 2 get another drink...

and don't take prince 2 a strip club and let it get its drink on...

distraught stripper: "get this feather-haired little twerp off me!!!"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Prince: "But...but, I feel for you! I think I love you!"

rdhull said:

what?!! whatchoo lookin at me like that for, ain't u never seen a brotha in a trenchcoat and unnawear befo--say what?? no, yo mama, muthafucka!!! c'mere--(fight ensues)

FunkMistress said:

brotha'd be just a-creamin and get kicked out the club...and you'd be all mad at it... see if i buy yo ass any more drinx...

then you'd take it home, and it'd be sittin there cryin its ass off, talkin about how lonely it is and how it can't find a girlfriend....if you're a female, you'd throw it a sympathy phuc so it'd shuddup.


kiss the edit long and hard...
[This message was edited Sat Mar 29 13:26:20 PST 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

yoiu beio buyanim drioniwk's wjhey dijwhd,nt ylwqou tell mque

I could use one mo'

(now take the letters out that don't belong)

This is HILARIOUS! I'm sure "1999" would use a fake ID to get into a bar anyway. He'd wind up kickin' all the others' asses when they tried to get him kicked out.

RiccoTheArtist said:

crackin the phuc up

Moonbeam said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I think ya'll two pick albums that are close to ya'll's age

RiccoTheArtist said:

i already said dirty mind, it's my age

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Now I get it!

RiccoTheArtist said:

But "Dirty Mind" is my age too!