....and New Power Soul should do the trick

Well, if u look carefully, u'll see that generally w/ P. is pretty easy on this funny worst-playlist exepriment, 'cause a lot of people would consider a lot of his songs a bit to much corny & cheesy...but that is just their loss...because sometimes that's the Prince we LOVE!

stpaisios said:

Well, if u look carefully, u'll see that generally w/ P. is pretty easy on this funny worst-playlist exepriment, 'cause a lot of people would consider a lot of his songs a bit to much corny & cheesy...but that is just their loss...because sometimes that's the Prince we LOVE!

very good point

The Greteast Romance Ever Been Farted.

Nothing saves that pathetic sitar preset non-hook, oh wait it's actually the verse, that horrendous, ridiculous chromatic descent, so slooooow and pompous you'd expect a big, over-the-top splashy chorus, but instead you get "The, Uuuu-gliest, Chord-Chaaaange... That's Ever Been, Played!"

It goes on for what seems like hours. As the Jacksons say: it's Torture.
This is unintended soporiphic slowed-down tape, supposed to make you horny,
but just make me want to go to the bathroom.

Fuck, "Space" sounds like Motörhead next to this.

I mean, if you have insomnia, this is Waaaay Moooore Po-teeeent Than Prozac and Melatonine Combined.

You'll reach Morpheus right after the second verse, if only not to relive that terrifying chromatic descent again.



Bleaaaaaah (1999 God's intro voice, slowed down a thousand times).


P.S.: "I Love U In Me" is a masterpiece, even with the corny synth bells preset and the Surgeon's General Exposing.

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I see no mention of Wedding Feast & Horny Pony. You could also add Clockin' The Jizz and The Lubricated Lady.

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Screwdriver (any version) - surely his worst song

The United States of Division

The entirety of HitNRun Part I, IMHO.

Da fuq?!

mantaray31 said:

Blue Light, I love U in me, Grafitti Bridge are worthy additions IMO.

RodeoSchro said:

The entirety of HitNRun Part I, IMHO.

You're going to include 1,000 X's + O's in that list??

wouldntulove2loveme said:

I see no mention of Wedding Feast & Horny Pony. You could also add Clockin' The Jizz and The Lubricated Lady.

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Ow c'mon, "Wedding Feast" is supposed to be a funny segue, I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously. I find it aimed at Prince's supposedly classical levels status.

Educated people seem to agree that the New Power Generation maxi-single was a real concern.

Camille B-sides would from now on be replaced with Tony M.'s sonic burps and Kirky J. ugly loops.

Off Top: At least Warner gave Prince the opportunity to let (almost) the whole Camille album out.
OK, it's scattered all over, but still.

Warner did its best, I think. Paisley Park Records, gosh... I was listening the other day to this guy, and while he's no Lenny Waronker, he certainly isn't "Bob George".

"Maybe I'm just too demanding", you got that one right, Skipper.

RosesRred said:

Cream.

Go to Hades, boy!

But now that I know this is a song about a guy who's looking at himself in the mirror,
I'll pass.

Aethelherring said:

Purple and Gold followed by this and Baltimore and Da, Da, Da.

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This image is everything wrong with late 90's/early 2000's album covers

i'd stay away from anything that might be entertaining or confusing or somehow intriguing. Songs like Jughead and My Name is Prince have their charm and might get your friend to wonder why this Prince guy got so popular writing such silly songs.

It's much better to make a compilation of the blandest Prince tracks, like Baltimore, Purple and Gold, Rock n Roll Love Affair, etc. Those songs are room temperature dick.

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Three Chains of Gold hast to be on that playlist.

I recommend giving him the Rainbow Children and saying its Prince's best albums, he will be saying Prince who?

.

Also any list with these songs.

1. Da da da

2. Mr Happy

3. The Plan

4. Purple and Gold

5. Keep steepin

6. Arrogance/The Flow

7. God

8. Lemon Crush

9. Trust

10. New Power Generation Part 2 with TC's rap

11. All of Tony M's raps from Diamonds and Pearls and love symbol with no other music

12. The plastic drums on Love.

13. Boytrouble

14. Graffiti Bridge

15. Shoo bed ooh

16. Hot wit u

17. Anything off the Slaughetrhouse

18. Anything off news.

19. Resolution

Shockedelicus said:

Aethelherring said:

Purple and Gold followed by this and Baltimore and Da, Da, Da.

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This image is everything wrong with late 90's/early 2000's album covers

The really sad part is the artwork is the best part of this CD!