...awright.

on this forum there have been threads of discontent, malice, upset stomach, diarrhea, and what-not. millions have butted heads over many a subject. millions of decent, thoughtful posts ravaged by those who are either not in the know or have been drinkin straight outta the jug of purple kool-aid so much, it's a wonder they're still standin on their own two shaky legs.

who will help this disenchanted city of waywards, prophets and uh, them folks over there wavin their "it ain't ova!" signs? don't look any further, folks--it's


The Defenders of the Funk™!!!


...yes, even u can join amongst the ranks of the men and women who have heeded the call of Funk Defense!

• are u unafraid 2 step in the face of popular opinion and say, "that's cool!" or "that sux rancid warthog ass!"?
  
  
• can u ward off the naysayers, bobble-heads, ketchupheads and all who swear up n' down that they know what they know when it comes 2 prince, yet they haven't a lick of evidence or proof?
  
  
• do u have balls/cojones/ovaries of steel?
  
  
• do u have enuff money in yo wallet 4 the low, low introductory price of--no wait, that's another thread
  

if u have what it takes (and then some!), go bug rdhull a little bit and he'll give u a form 2 fill out! remember, we're lookin 4 "the right stuff", so no pantywusses, overtly positive folks, or ninnies need not apply!!!

what are u waiting 4?? sign up today!!

stand and be counted!!!



DISCLAIMER-TYPE SHIT: The Defenders of the Funk™ are not responsible 4 any hurt feelings, broken hearts or disgruntlement due 2 enemies slicing u 2 tiny bits. your results may vary. superman/woman patches sold separately. knowledge in any of The Rude Boy Arts is a must.




lawd, am i good or what?

Where do I sign, is anybody here!

RiccoTheArtist said:

the table with the sign-up forms is thataway, mr. ricco sir...thanx 4 heedin the call!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

When Funk calls you gotta go! lol

Can Prince join, or would that compromise the cause?

but Im afraid there aren't many with the heart to do this job.

Anji said:

...well, i guess so. ain't no harm in him joinin, there's a big ol' statue of him on the front lawn of the Funk Defenders' Lair, so...

Anji said:

this might just do him as good as it would "the muthafuckas"

rdhull said:

exactly. if u gonna be a Defender, u gotta have the heart.

RiccoTheArtist said:

oh man...rd, should we hold like a raffle drawin or sumfin??

RiccoTheArtist said:

sort of..but it entails stepping up to protect the purple rock when idiots or shall we say "muthafuckas" talk silly shit about thihgs they dont know..see the R Kelly thread for the origin of super-he-rows. Are u down? Can you hang?

rdhull said:

ricco's already proven himself worthy. he's one of ours.

rdhull said:

Let'sss gggettt reaaadyyy tooo RUMmBLlllE!

yall know i'm down. i aint around all the time, so just get commissioner gordon to ring me up on the AOL IM or shine a spotlight on the ORG note and it won't take me long to jump into the funkmobile and be on my way!

RiccoTheArtist said:

alrighttt..I just wanted to hear u say it..because the job is going to be difficult and dangerous and longstanding and we may get hurt ..I cant just speak for people , I have to let them decide loudly on their own. Gangsters of the Groove...writing out contracts.

NuPwrSoul said:

roflmaoo

gangsters of the groove wrtin out contracts...we got a consieglere or however u spell it now lol

I'm in but only if I can wear a Catwoman outfit.

With a cool lookin cape.

AmethystAngelMN said:

dark purple almost lookin midnight blue--cool

You guys know what will make this even more fun!
RULES!!! that way no-one can bring Britney Spears to a Funk battle, lol. The entires must play and write there own music, they cannot get there music from a producer, songwriter or P Diddy, etc.
that about narrows it down to 4 Superstars, lol

Now let's do this...

rdhull said:

ooo YEAH!!!

Funk gets stronger
Just a silly millimeter longer
Funky power
Funk can sit and sit
And never go sour...


I guess I'd be too half-assed. See, I'm not keen on giving the pseudo University of Michigan what he wants, and what he wants is for people to argue in ALL of his threads. It's bait. Some other people bait the same way sometimes, but that's ALL that University of Michigan malpracticed gerbil does around here. When I know it's contrived for attention, it's hard to get up for it. But I'd gladly provide my services in other cases. After all, I am one of the Defenders of All Things 1999.

Supernova said:

AmethystAngelMN said:

i awready got my outfit...black t-shirt, my fuzzy green pants and my red hi-top chucks...and my beloved studded trenchcoat. it flaps in the breeze.

want a chunk of the so I can be and either get off the stage or for my OpInIoN...

RiccoTheArtist said:

Supernova said:

besides the oracle needs to be hidden, not in the open

Supernova said:

But this will be done in fun! Don't let nobody bring ya down!

pejman said:

Ohhh I like this--someone ready and willing and knowing that there may be good and bad yet still down for the cause.

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[This message was edited Wed Mar 26 16:46:17 PST 2003 by rdhull]

Can I please join? No superhero name required, or contract. I'm Anji!