Let's analyze quickly

"I told the joke about the woman
Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?"

He has a small Penis

"He replied "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral."
Vicki didn't laugh at all."

Her p*ssy is not tight, like at all.

Yes, No?

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maybe the guy is explaining that his d!ck is small and "hidden" because he is surrounded by cathedral folks (e.g. nuns, priests) and therefore has to be on his "best behaviour"?

Maybe. But I always interpret it like a catherdral which often is huge, has alot of open space inside. etc

Wolfie87 said:

TheEnglishGent said:

Wolfie87 said:

Maybe. But I always interpret it like a catherdral which often is huge, has alot of open space inside. etc

You are right

No. Catherdrals often have large organs. Hence the reference to his own.

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Anyone that didn't understand those lyrics doesn't understand Prince's music.

callimnate said:

TheEnglishGent said:

Wolfie87 said: You are right

No. Catherdrals often have large organs. Hence the reference to his own.

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Wouldn't he say something like "I know I was playing in a cathedral" instead of "I didn't know"? The line is really confusing.

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She puts down his penis, he puts down her pussy. As in: as if you're pussy is so great.

In other words: he has a normal-sized penis (probably) and she has regular pussy. No need to be insulting.

Se7en said:

There was a joke in the original Predator movie that's along the same lines. Husband says to his wife: "Jeez you have a big pussy. Jeez you have a big pussy." Wife says: "why'd you say it twice?" Husband says: "I didn't."

SoftSkarlettLovisa said:

maybe the guy is explaining that his d!ck is small and "hidden" because he is surrounded by cathedral folks (e.g. nuns, priests) and therefore has to be on his "best behaviour"?

I like this one the best.

It's simply like it is, she put down his dick saying it's small so he put her down vajay-jay saying it large and stretched out.

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joyinrepetition said:

It's simply like it is, she put down his dick saying it's small so he put her down vajay-jay saying it large and stretched out.

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No, that is not what he's saying.

You got it.

Now - did you get the penguin joke at the very end of "Good Love"?

If you just translate it to literal talk:

"Why is your penis so small?"

"I didn't realize your vagina was so big."

It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Bernard Manning would be proud.

this is an old red foxx joke

steakfinger said:

It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

ufoclub said:

If you just translate it to literal talk:

"Why is your penis so small?"

"I didn't realize your vagina was so big."

Well I thought it was simple enough. I even added a picture!

I am very offended by this thread.

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I think it's about a struggling church musician who meets a mean nun when he shows up to her congregation with his small instrument, to which she critizes him for it's unimpressive size. Then he snaps back that he wasn't told the size of the venue he was playing.

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You people sicken me.

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bluegangsta said:

luvsexy4all said:

bluegangsta said:

I am very offended by this thread.

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I think it's about a struggling church musician who meets a mean nun when he shows up to her congregation with his small instrument, to which she critizes him for it's unimpressive size. Then he snaps back that he wasn't told the size of the venue he was playing.

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You people sicken me.

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Ah, that ol' chestnut. We've all been there. You bring your organ along to a gig only to realise the venue is larger than you anticipated.

Rebeljuice said: