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Thread started 05/19/15 3:19pm

Wolfie87

Did I get the Vicky Waiting joke or not?

Let's analyze quickly

"I told the joke about the woman
Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?"

He has a small Penis

"He replied "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral."
Vicki didn't laugh at all."

Her p*ssy is not tight, like at all.

Yes, No?

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Reply #1 posted 05/19/15 3:51pm

SoftSkarlettLo
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maybe the guy is explaining that his d!ck is small and "hidden" because he is surrounded by cathedral folks (e.g. nuns, priests) and therefore has to be on his "best behaviour"?

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Reply #2 posted 05/19/15 4:03pm

Wolfie87

Maybe. But I always interpret it like a catherdral which often is huge, has alot of open space inside. etc

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Reply #3 posted 05/19/15 5:18pm

TheEnglishGent

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Wolfie87 said:

Maybe. But I always interpret it like a catherdral which often is huge, has alot of open space inside. etc


You are right
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Reply #4 posted 05/19/15 6:43pm

Se7en

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There was a joke in the original Predator movie that's along the same lines.

Husband says to his wife: "Jeez you have a big pussy. Jeez you have a big pussy."

Wife says: "why'd you say it twice?"

Husband says: "I didn't."
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Reply #5 posted 05/19/15 6:49pm

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TheEnglishGent said:

Wolfie87 said:

Maybe. But I always interpret it like a catherdral which often is huge, has alot of open space inside. etc

You are right

No. Catherdrals often have large organs. Hence the reference to his own.

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Reply #6 posted 05/19/15 7:19pm

EroticDreamer

Anyone that didn't understand those lyrics doesn't understand Prince's music. bringiton

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Reply #7 posted 05/20/15 1:57am

Wolfie87

callimnate said:

TheEnglishGent said:

Wolfie87 said: You are right

No. Catherdrals often have large organs. Hence the reference to his own.

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Wouldn't he say something like "I know I was playing in a cathedral" instead of "I didn't know"? The line is really confusing.

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Reply #8 posted 05/20/15 2:22am

Pentacle


She puts down his penis, he puts down her pussy. As in: as if you're pussy is so great.

In other words: he has a normal-sized penis (probably) and she has regular pussy. No need to be insulting.

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Reply #9 posted 05/20/15 3:25am

jorge

Se7en said:

There was a joke in the original Predator movie that's along the same lines. Husband says to his wife: "Jeez you have a big pussy. Jeez you have a big pussy." Wife says: "why'd you say it twice?" Husband says: "I didn't."

falloff

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Reply #10 posted 05/20/15 6:17am

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SoftSkarlettLovisa said:

maybe the guy is explaining that his d!ck is small and "hidden" because he is surrounded by cathedral folks (e.g. nuns, priests) and therefore has to be on his "best behaviour"?

I like this one the best.

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Reply #11 posted 05/20/15 6:27am

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It's simply like it is, she put down his dick saying it's small so he put her down vajay-jay saying it large and stretched out.

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Reply #12 posted 05/20/15 12:04pm

Pentacle

joyinrepetition said:

It's simply like it is, she put down his dick saying it's small so he put her down vajay-jay saying it large and stretched out.

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No, that is not what he's saying.

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Reply #13 posted 05/20/15 12:27pm

RodeoSchro

You got it.

Now - did you get the penguin joke at the very end of "Good Love"? smile

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Reply #14 posted 05/20/15 12:37pm

ufoclub

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If you just translate it to literal talk:

"Why is your penis so small?"

"I didn't realize your vagina was so big."

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Reply #15 posted 05/20/15 1:04pm

steakfinger

It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Reply #16 posted 05/20/15 5:49pm

thesexofit

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Bernard Manning would be proud.

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Reply #17 posted 05/20/15 6:00pm

luvsexy4all

this is an old red foxx joke

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Reply #18 posted 05/20/15 7:38pm

wouldntulove2l
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steakfinger said:

It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

yeahthat

If a man is considered guilty
For what goes on in his mind
Then give me the electric chair
For all my future crimes"
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Reply #19 posted 05/20/15 7:39pm

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ufoclub said:

If you just translate it to literal talk:

"Why is your penis so small?"

"I didn't realize your vagina was so big."

Well I thought it was simple enough. I even added a picture! biggrin

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Reply #20 posted 05/20/15 7:47pm

bluegangsta

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I am very offended by this thread.

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I think it's about a struggling church musician who meets a mean nun when he shows up to her congregation with his small instrument, to which she critizes him for it's unimpressive size. Then he snaps back that he wasn't told the size of the venue he was playing.

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You people sicken me.

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Reply #21 posted 05/20/15 10:53pm

KingSausage

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bluegangsta said:

I am very offended by this thread.


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I think it's about a struggling church musician who meets a mean nun when he shows up to her congregation with his small instrument, to which she critizes him for it's unimpressive size. Then he snaps back that he wasn't told the size of the venue he was playing.


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You people sicken me.

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Reply #22 posted 05/20/15 11:47pm

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luvsexy4all said:

this is an old red foxx joke


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Reply #23 posted 05/21/15 1:25am

Negritaluvyu

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bluegangsta said:

I am very offended by this thread.

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I think it's about a struggling church musician who meets a mean nun when he shows up to her congregation with his small instrument, to which she critizes him for it's unimpressive size. Then he snaps back that he wasn't told the size of the venue he was playing.

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You people sicken me.

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falloff

Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.
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Reply #24 posted 05/21/15 1:36am

Rebeljuice

Ah, that ol' chestnut. We've all been there. You bring your organ along to a gig only to realise the venue is larger than you anticipated.

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Reply #25 posted 05/21/15 2:24am

KingSausage

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Rebeljuice said:

Ah, that ol' chestnut. We've all been there. You bring your organ along to a gig only to realise the venue is larger than you anticipated.




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