I'd attempt to write a song or two with him...

Show him the songs that I've already written and ask him what I'm doing wrong in that nobody likes them.

Probably one on one hoops, i'm a little fella and i've never known the feeling of being able to post someone up LOL. Get him on the elbow and fade off of both shoulders like MJ, and if he gets rough back him down further LOL.

Ideally, a trolley dash through the vault, but most likely standing around with my fingers in my ears while he waved a bible in my face chest and told me about his imaginary friend in the sky.

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We'd be jamming, duh!

Well, obviously, first we'd call Larry and get him to come over.

Then for the first few hours, Prince, Larry and I would sit drinking milkshakes, talking about God, about love and about peace.

Then we'd take turns to read meaningful passages from The New Translation, followed by shaking our heads at the state of this Godless world, especially the Digital Garden.

Then Prince would lead us all to the Vault ...

Where we would listen to the complete collection of Larry's bass solos that Prince has so diligently had recorded at every Prince concert Larry's ever played.

A fan can dream, I guess ...