Come on, let's face it, the Purple Yoda lyrics can get pretty gross, from stuff oozing to liquids dripping to pool volumes.

In France, Serge Gainsbourg paved the way before Prince recorded "For You", so I guess we're more tolerant (we maybe have a higher "from-not-so-subtle-innuendos-to-splattering-images" Richter scale).

Still...

The flower he mentions in Clouds, it's his.

C'm'on, you know (U know).

The one on the bottom right corner on the Lovesexy cover.

Oooh, nasty.

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Prince will always be a Rude Boy

You deep for that one.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

You deep for that one.

Since we're gardening, It occurs to me that Sowing The Seeds Of Love by Tears For Fears is in fact a pretty conservative song: no sex without procreation.

sadly it is just a real flower............and corny

3rdeyedude said:

sadly it is just a real flower............and corny

Naah... That must be it. I can't imagine anyone going under the shower with a bunch of flowers to wash someone else's back.

I can't believe I'm weighing in on this conversation, but I think he's referring to an actual flower as well. If it were the other thing, i don't think you'd have to "go and get" it.

So.......


Is the OP trying to say that Prince is referring to rubbing his prolapsed asshole [aka Rosebud ] on his lovers back?? Because that's the only other option to an ACTUAL FLOWER [that he's obviously talking about ]! What man refers to his dick as a flower??

This thread is reaching to the nth degree.

bonatoc said:

Tittypants said:

So.......


Is the OP trying to say that Prince is referring to rubbing his prolapsed asshole [aka Rosebud ] on his lovers back?? Because that's the only other option to an ACTUAL FLOWER [that he's obviously talking about ]! What man refers to his dick as a flower??

This thread is reaching to the nth degree.

I always thought 'flower' refered to the uh..lady parts

Tittypants said:

Is the OP trying to say that Prince is referring to rubbing his prolapsed asshole [aka Rosebud ] on his lovers back??

Geez, you're sicker than I am, Dude!

Tittypants said:

This thread is reaching to the nth degree.

You said it. Who started this horror anyway? Blame the lyrics!

Hey, baby, wanna see daddy's flower?

Get away from me you old creep!

SuperFurryAnimal said:

Angelsoncrack said:

I always thought 'flower' refered to the uh..lady parts

Well, maybe it's go and get another woman!

That makes sense!

It's the Diamonds and Pearls threesome (as seen in Sexy MF) all over again...

He's talking about this kinda flower... duuuuh!

Sad Prince (a.k.a. "The Breakdown") :




Happy Prince (a.k.a. "The Gold Standard") :

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Brendan said:

Why the hell not? If he surprises his lover in the shower with a flower and a kiss on the neck no matter the time of day I doubt he's then turning around and creeping slowly back to bed so that he can return to burying his face in his phone. Real human contact in place of an artifice that when taken out of balance can separate. And since he's also talking about the speed at which we want everything today, he's probably also setting up sex that includes foreplay and actual romance. So much nicer than taking a picture of your dick and texting it to someone you think cares.

are you saying that prince actually wrote a sweet love song and is not thinking with his dick anymore? yay..........he grew up...........finally

but too bad nobody will hear it................I hear AOA is going to make a major fall off the charts this week

Pollinate all over her back, from the anther to the stigma.

Sexy!

xpertluva said:

Tittypants said:

So.......


Is the OP trying to say that Prince is referring to rubbing his prolapsed asshole [aka Rosebud ] on his lovers back?? Because that's the only other option to an ACTUAL FLOWER [that he's obviously talking about ]! What man refers to his dick as a flower??

This thread is reaching to the nth degree.

"Uuuuuh, Prince, is that your-"

"Naw, jus' hold still, baby."

Before any of you have interractions with the opposite sex Prince wants to make sure you're thoroughly "De-Briefed"

Tittypants said:

Just when the Org seems to be a cold nasty place, ya'll go and start a lovely thread like this. Equal parts nasty, romantic, and hilarious. Just like the guy who brought us all here.

Tittypants said:

bonatoc said:

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

You deep for that one.

Since we're gardening, It occurs to me that Sowing The Seeds Of Love by Tears For Fears is in fact a pretty conservative song: no sex without procreation.

I just had this image of Prince going to the shower, seeing his chick in there, going to the cupboard in the hallway, getting a box, going back to the shower, stripping down, getting in the shower, placing the box on the floor, standing on it and then rubbing his "flower" on her back. I mean how else could he do it unless she was sitting down?