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Prince's most cringe inducing songs

New Power Generation - the grandaddy of "New Jack" Prince song..."YEAH BOY, PUMPING THE BIG NOIZE FOR THE 90's"

Latest Fashion - a true mess of a song. Amazing how much better My Summertime Thing is.

Get Off - Yes, one "t". Inexplicable how this ended up being released, even as a b-side. Its only saving grace is that it led to Gett Off with was a surprise hit for Prince.

Jughead - nuff said

My Name is Prince - more for the awful video and the first appearance of the ill-conceived gun mic but also not a great song on its own.

The Flow - Another WTF moment from this era

Loose! - ONETWOTHREEFOUR!

Big Fun - Get Freaky let yo head bob

Mr. Happy - Prince still doing late 80s new jack in 1996

Da Da Da - Seriously couldnt find another track from the cutting room floor to replace this?

I Like it There - The first "rock" song on this list but a distorted guitar doesnt automatically make a song rock. If Prince woke up one day and forgot how to write a song, this is what it would sound like.

Right The Wrong - First and last appearance of Prince's western drawl. Thank god.

Shoo-Deb-Ooh - Forgot this even existed. Not sure what he was going for here

Push it Up - As painfully bad as I remembered it

The Greatest Romance - Vocals layered upon layer upon layer upon layer. Make it stop please!

Silly Game - Prince's first attempt at 70s easy listening is a misfire. He gets better at it if you like this sort of thing.

Life O the Party - If I had to pick one sogn for this list, this one would be one of the 3 contenders

Cinnamon Girl - Reminds me of I Like It There. Prince doing a pop/rock song very badly.

Incense & Candles - Prince finally gets to late 90s R&B and autotune.......in 2006

Mr Goodnight - the perfect companion for Mr. Happy.

Lion of Judah - THIS is what the long await reunion with W&L led to? Really?

Therell never b another like me - Prince, you're like 50 years old. Stop braggin'

Valentina - Kinda creepy when you hear what this was about.

Sea Of Everything - another bad easy listening mistake. cf with Walk in Sand which is actually quite good.

Art Official Cage - a mess

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Reply #1 posted 10/09/14 4:15pm

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Nope.



Half of these songs are utter brilliance.



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Reply #2 posted 10/09/14 4:21pm

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emesem said:

New Power Generation - the grandaddy of "New Jack" Prince song..."YEAH BOY, PUMPING THE BIG NOIZE FOR THE 90's"

Latest Fashion - a true mess of a song. Amazing how much better My Summertime Thing is.

Get Off - Yes, one "t". Inexplicable how this ended up being released, even as a b-side. Its only saving grace is that it led to Gett Off with was a surprise hit for Prince.

Jughead - nuff said

My Name is Prince - more for the awful video and the first appearance of the ill-conceived gun mic but also not a great song on its own.

The Flow - Another WTF moment from this era

Loose! - ONETWOTHREEFOUR!

Big Fun - Get Freaky let yo head bob

Mr. Happy - Prince still doing late 80s new jack in 1996

Da Da Da - Seriously couldnt find another track from the cutting room floor to replace this?

I Like it There - The first "rock" song on this list but a distorted guitar doesnt automatically make a song rock. If Prince woke up one day and forgot how to write a song, this is what it would sound like.

Right The Wrong - First and last appearance of Prince's western drawl. Thank god.

Shoo-Deb-Ooh - Forgot this even existed. Not sure what he was going for here

Push it Up - As painfully bad as I remembered it

The Greatest Romance - Vocals layered upon layer upon layer upon layer. Make it stop please!

Silly Game - Prince's first attempt at 70s easy listening is a misfire. He gets better at it if you like this sort of thing.

Life O the Party - If I had to pick one sogn for this list, this one would be one of the 3 contenders

Cinnamon Girl - Reminds me of I Like It There. Prince doing a pop/rock song very badly.

Incense & Candles - Prince finally gets to late 90s R&B and autotune.......in 2006

Mr Goodnight - the perfect companion for Mr. Happy.

Lion of Judah - THIS is what the long await reunion with W&L led to? Really?

Therell never b another like me - Prince, you're like 50 years old. Stop braggin'

Valentina - Kinda creepy when you hear what this was about.

Sea Of Everything - another bad easy listening mistake. cf with Walk in Sand which is actually quite good.

Art Office Cage - a mess

[Edited 10/9/14 11:09am]

Great list. Add the 2 new albums as well. Even the song 'Clouds' is ruined by La Havas:

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Reply #3 posted 10/09/14 5:02pm

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I thought the gun mic first made its appearance in the Lovesexy tour's version of Bob George?
Heavenly wine and roses seems to whisper to me when you smile...
Always cry for love, never cry for pain...
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Reply #4 posted 10/09/14 5:16pm

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Animal Kingdom is the only song of his that I cannot listen to under any circumstances.

Cringe to infinity and beyond. brick

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Reply #5 posted 10/09/14 5:26pm

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This list looks like a "Best Of..."

Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind.
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emesem said:

New Power Generation - the grandaddy of "New Jack" Prince song..."YEAH BOY, PUMPING THE BIG NOIZE FOR THE 90's"



Latest Fashion - a true mess of a song. Amazing how much better My Summertime Thing is.



Get Off - Yes, one "t". Inexplicable how this ended up being released, even as a b-side. Its only saving grace is that it led to Gett Off with was a surprise hit for Prince.



Jughead - nuff said



My Name is Prince - more for the awful video and the first appearance of the ill-conceived gun mic but also not a great song on its own.wrong...BTW...I never heard the gun mic...when did u hear it? Lobe this track hi energy and ballsy, bragadocious attitude



The Flow - Another WTF moment from this erawrong



Loose! - ONETWOTHREEFOUR!wrong



Big Fun - Get Freaky let yo head bobwrong...my head be bobbin'...don't get mad cuz the gun didn't give up the number... 2 u.



Mr. Happy - Prince still doing late 80s new jack in 1996



Da Da Da - Seriously couldnt find another track from the cutting room floor to replace this?



I Like it There - The first "rock" song on this list but a distorted guitar doesnt automatically make a song rock. If Prince woke up one day and forgot how to write a song, this is what it would sound like.wrong...awesome track! I'd ask u to pass me some of what u smoking...but if its gonna turn me into a knuckle head and not likensongs like this...I ain't puffin.



Right The Wrong - First and last appearance of Prince's western drawl. Thank god.wrong



Shoo-Deb-Ooh - Forgot this even existed. Not sure what he was going for here



Push it Up - As painfully bad as I remembered it



The Greatest Romance - Vocals layered upon layer upon layer upon layer. Make it stop please!wrong...I'm curious as to how terrible your record collection is



Silly Game - Prince's first attempt at 70s easy listening is a misfire. He gets better at it if you like this sort of thing.



Life O the Party - If I had to pick one sogn for this list, this one would be one of the 3 contenderswrong...u b trippin



Cinnamon Girl - Reminds me of I Like It There. Prince doing a pop/rock song very badly.wrong...not the best song ever... But cringe inducing...



Incense & Candles - Prince finally gets to late 90s R&B and autotune.....in 2006wrong...don't b mad cuz the wax went in your mouth...



Mr Goodnight - the perfect companion for Mr. Happy.



Lion of Judah - THIS is what the long await reunion with W&L led to? Really?



Therell never b another like me - Prince, you're like 50 years old. Stop braggin'



Valentina - Kinda creepy when you hear what this was about.wrong...sexy as hell and that solo blisters off that bootylicious guitar... If u wanna lass in a night with Selma and Penelope, that's on u...by no means r they Marge's sisters



Sea Of Everything - another bad easy listening mistake. cf with Walk in Sand which is actually quite good.



Art Office Cage - a mess












[Edited 10/9/14 11:09am]

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EroticDreamer said:

Animal Kingdom is the only song of his that I cannot listen to under any circumstances.


Cringe to infinity and beyond. brick



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emesem said:

New Power Generation - the grandaddy of "New Jack" Prince song..."YEAH BOY, PUMPING THE BIG NOIZE FOR THE 90's"



Latest Fashion - a true mess of a song. Amazing how much better My Summertime Thing is.



Get Off - Yes, one "t". Inexplicable how this ended up being released, even as a b-side. Its only saving grace is that it led to Gett Off with was a surprise hit for Prince.



Jughead - nuff said



My Name is Prince - more for the awful video and the first appearance of the ill-conceived gun mic but also not a great song on its own.



The Flow - Another WTF moment from this era



Loose! - ONETWOTHREEFOUR!



Big Fun - Get Freaky let yo head bob



Mr. Happy - Prince still doing late 80s new jack in 1996



Da Da Da - Seriously couldnt find another track from the cutting room floor to replace this?



I Like it There - The first "rock" song on this list but a distorted guitar doesnt automatically make a song rock. If Prince woke up one day and forgot how to write a song, this is what it would sound like.



Right The Wrong - First and last appearance of Prince's western drawl. Thank god.



Shoo-Deb-Ooh - Forgot this even existed. Not sure what he was going for here



Push it Up - As painfully bad as I remembered it



The Greatest Romance - Vocals layered upon layer upon layer upon layer. Make it stop please!



Silly Game - Prince's first attempt at 70s easy listening is a misfire. He gets better at it if you like this sort of thing.



Life O the Party - If I had to pick one sogn for this list, this one would be one of the 3 contenders



Cinnamon Girl - Reminds me of I Like It There. Prince doing a pop/rock song very badly.



Incense & Candles - Prince finally gets to late 90s R&B and autotune.....in 2006



Mr Goodnight - the perfect companion for Mr. Happy.



Lion of Judah - THIS is what the long await reunion with W&L led to? Really?



Therell never b another like me - Prince, you're like 50 years old. Stop braggin'



Valentina - Kinda creepy when you hear what this was about.



Sea Of Everything - another bad easy listening mistake. cf with Walk in Sand which is actually quite good.



Art Office Cage - a mess












[Edited 10/9/14 11:09am]


A lot of accuracy here, unfortunately.
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Reply #9 posted 10/09/14 9:12pm

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Chronologically...

1. Dead On It
2. Glam Slam
3. Grafitti Bridge (the song) - terrible, but it's at the end of the album so you can just turn it off
4. Daddy Pop
5. Jughead - the first prince song to get a 1/10 in my book
6. The Flow
7. Loose!
8. We Gets Up
9. Get Yo Groove On
10. Mr. Happy
- that first disc of emancipation has some true clunkers
11. The Rainbow Children - the most cringe inducing song of his career (and sadly the instrumental aspects are fantastic)
12. Muse 2 the Pharaoh
13. Y Should I Do This, When I Can Do That
14. Cinnamon Girl
15. Resolution
16. Another Like Me
17. Chocolate Box
18. No More Candy 4 U
- MPLSound was rough
19. Colonized Mind - a great instrumental, but the bad lyrical moments are really bad
20. Compassion

Grafitti Bridge (the song) was definitely a turning point, in the wrong direction. Since then, most albums have had a least one cringer. It doesn't make the albums bad -- I think Grafitti Bridge itself is a great album in a lot of ways. But it does hinder the listening experience.
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#1 Purple & Gold
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air said:#1 Purple & Gold Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner.It's funny because the original list has some of my favorite non-classic Prince tracks, if that makes sense: Eye Like It There, Loose!, Big Fun, Mr. Happy. Love them all.But hey, I think Mr. Goodnight is one of the better songs on one of his weakest albums (Planet Earth) so what do I know?As for Animal Kingdom - corny as a motherfucker but damn that's some funky funky blue cheese.
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Reply #12 posted 10/09/14 10:59pm

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emesem said:

New Power Generation - the grandaddy of "New Jack" Prince song..."YEAH BOY, PUMPING THE BIG NOIZE FOR THE 90's"

Latest Fashion - a true mess of a song. Amazing how much better My Summertime Thing is.

I agree with these choices.

"New Power Generation" is a very weak R&B song.I always felt that Prince needed a stronger,more powerful song to be the first performance scene in GB.

"The Latest Fashion" is a joke of a song.The lyrics make no sense.That little rap that Prince does near the end ("it's jacked....I'm back....and I'm harder than a heart attack") is embarrassing,lol.

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Reply #13 posted 10/09/14 11:02pm

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Yeah,I don't like this song either.I feel the same way about "Style".These songs sound lazy and mediocre.

emesem said:

Da Da Da - Seriously couldnt find another track from the cutting room floor to replace this?

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Reply #14 posted 10/09/14 11:28pm

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My name is Prince? The Flow? Right the Wrong? I like it There? Insence & Candles? Art Official Cage? Oh dear.... These songs are awsome! Also, dissing anything on the Symbol album automatically sends you to the back of the class. biggrin

The others on your list, whilst I agree are not very good, I wouldnt call them cringeworthy. The only cringeworthy song I can think of that really is shameful and piss-poor is Purple & Gold. I cant believe Prince spent time in the studio and came up with that. Oh, and also Joy in Repetition. Just too painful.



















Just kidding about Joy in Repetition. biggrin

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Reply #15 posted 10/10/14 4:03am

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Not that many, as he sets the bar high. But occasionally a stinker gets through. In No order.

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1. Graffiti Bridge - Yuk, yuk, too cheesy by half. (Although Mavis Staples and most of the Time songs are pretty bad).

2. Jughead - What the honest fuck

3. Arrogance/ The Flow - wack ass Jams, with nxxxxr this and nxxxxr that thru them.

4. Solo - Aaarrrrgghhhh!!!! How did this self indulgent experiment get made

5. The Pope - Another wack ass rap

6. Props and Pounds - Just don't like it.

7. I Rock therefore I am - Parts are ok, but the Scrappy doo rap and the ragga shit with the condoms and bacardi lets party nonsense.

8. Face Down/ Da Da - Scrap D should have never come near Prince, makes Tony M look like Ice cube.

9. All of Newpower soul except Come On, The One and Wasted kisses - all shitty filler

10. All of the Darth Vader voices on The Rainbow children and the morose rap on Muse to the Pharoah. The rest of the album ain't that bad given the musicality and the superior ballads.

11. So Far so Pleased, sounds like very weak Roxette, I kind of like Gwen Stefani, but not this.

12. The Arms of Orion - Just pointless

13. Lemon Crush - Why is this song even on an album - yuk.

14. Purple and Gold - Shittiest shit he has ever shat out.

15. NEWS - Dull Album but not that bad, just a snore fest.

There are a lot of average/bad songs, but these ones are the cream of the cream of bad songs. But fortunately for every Face Down theres at least 20 Adore quality songs as well. I know I will get criticised for getting negative. But I really love the fact Prince has at least 500 great songs I listen to regularly and none in the last decade make the list.

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EroticDreamer said:

Animal Kingdom is the only song of his that I cannot listen to under any circumstances.

Cringe to infinity and beyond. brick

Good call.

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Reply #17 posted 10/10/14 1:55pm

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air said:

#1 Purple & Gold

Even worse than 'Animal Kingdom', actually.

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I played 'Jughead' for a class presentation just to mindfuck my teacher way back when.
It worked out rather well. Ah, to be young and frivolous again. So 'Jughead' gets a pass from me.

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Courtin Time

The Rest Of My Life

Purple and Gold

Everybody Loves Me

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Reply #20 posted 10/10/14 3:40pm

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I can't disagree with anyone's list in this thread. Every one of those songs are bad. Though I can't say anything good or bad about AOA because it's so cringe inducing, I can't even listen to it. But "Pussy Control" is the worst of all. I can't consider TGE a great album because this is the opening track.

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Disc 2

  1. "Sex in the Summer" – 5:57
  2. "One Kiss at a Time" – 4:41
  3. "Soul Sanctuary" – 4:41 (Lyrics: Prince, Sandra St. Victor, T. Hammer)
  4. "Emale" – 3:38
  5. "Dreamin' About U" – 3:52
  6. "Joint 2 Joint" – 7:52
  7. "The Holy River" – 6:55
  8. "Let's Have a Baby" – 4:07
  9. "Saviour" – 5:48
  10. "The Plan" – 1:47
  11. "Friend, Lover, Sister, Mother/Wife" – 7:37

One good track...on the second disc of Emancipation. The rest is pure mistreatment of ears and mind. Prince surely lost his way in that period.

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mordang said:

Disc 2


  1. "Sex in the Summer" – 5:57

  2. "One Kiss at a Time" – 4:41

  3. "Soul Sanctuary" – 4:41 (Lyrics: Prince, Sandra St. Victor, T. Hammer)

  4. "Emale" – 3:38

  5. "Dreamin' About U" – 3:52

  6. "Joint 2 Joint" – 7:52

  7. "The Holy River" – 6:55

  8. "Let's Have a Baby" – 4:07

  9. "Saviour" – 5:48

  10. "The Plan" – 1:47

  11. "Friend, Lover, Sister, Mother/Wife" – 7:37


One good track...on the second disc of Emancipation. The rest is pure mistreatment of ears and mind. Prince surely lost his way in that period.



Wait, what?! The second disk is the best disk on that set by far, hands down, not even close.
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Reply #23 posted 10/10/14 6:45pm

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you folks are cray cray

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controversy99 said:

mordang said:

Disc 2

  1. "Sex in the Summer" – 5:57
  2. "One Kiss at a Time" – 4:41
  3. "Soul Sanctuary" – 4:41 (Lyrics: Prince, Sandra St. Victor, T. Hammer)
  4. "Emale" – 3:38
  5. "Dreamin' About U" – 3:52
  6. "Joint 2 Joint" – 7:52
  7. "The Holy River" – 6:55
  8. "Let's Have a Baby" – 4:07
  9. "Saviour" – 5:48
  10. "The Plan" – 1:47
  11. "Friend, Lover, Sister, Mother/Wife" – 7:37

One good track...on the second disc of Emancipation. The rest is pure mistreatment of ears and mind. Prince surely lost his way in that period.

Wait, what?! The second disk is the best disk on that set by far, hands down, not even close.

I almost say i'd rather have my teeth pulled, whitout anasthetic, than listen to that junk ever again...but I'm not that brave. But fuck me, that whole album was a disappointment...and the tracks on disc 2 are the worst: cheezy, gutcringing, utterly dimunitive to once manhood. If I'd want to punnish myself...that's the disc I'd choose.

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mordang said:

controversy99 said:

mordang said: Wait, what?! The second disk is the best disk on that set by far, hands down, not even close.

I almost say i'd rather have my teeth pulled, whitout anasthetic, than listen to that junk ever again...but I'm not that brave. But fuck me, that whole album was a disappointment...and the tracks on disc 2 are the worst: cheezy, gutcringing, utterly dimunitive to once manhood. If I'd want to punnish myself...that's the disc I'd choose.

Wow, I'm surprised for the dislike of the 2'nd disc of Emancipation. If you remove Sex in the Summer, Email & Let's Have a Baby I think it would be a stellar disc of ballads.

As far as the rest of the songs that have been mentioned, I can't really disagree. I would also add to that list Undisputed, Wherever U go Whatever U do, Everyday is a Winding Road, Wedding Feast, SST, United States of Division, 1999 The New Master and its 6 painful remixes, Gangster Glam, Clockin' the Jizz ... I could go on ... there are so many

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Chronologically... 1. Dead On It


Dead On It will one day be reckon as a masterpiece.

The Colors R brighter, the Bond is much tighter
No Child's a failure
Until the Blue Sailboat sails him away from his dreams
Don't Ever Lose, Don't Ever Lose
Don't Ever Lose Your Dreams
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'Dead on it' is a hilarious critique of a genre. Great song.

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bonatoc said:



controversy99 said:


Chronologically... 1. Dead On It


Dead On It will one day be reckon as a masterpiece.


I'm surprised it took this long for somebody to defend Dead On It.

Dead On It is a supremely funky song, one of his most funky instrumentals. But the lyrics are like somebody's out of touch dad complaining about "these kids today and their silly music." It's embarrassing. I did go back and listen to it today, and if you drop about three lines from it, then you have a good song.

Dead On It, The Rainbow Children, Colonized Mind, and The Breakdown -- all great song butchered by a few awful lyrics.
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