Shelby! buh-bye!

The Twins - See ya!

I would have never hired most of them to begin with. They're all very talented, but not interesting like the members of the Revolution or the Lovesexy band.

Chosen said:

I would have never hired most of them to begin with. They're all very talented, but not interesting like the members of the Revolution or the Lovesexy band.

That

It would be YOU, you twonk for using OF instead of HAVE!!!!FFS!!

funkyhead said:

It would be YOU, you twonk for using OF instead of HAVE!!!!FFS!!

Then it would say, 'who would have you fired from the NPG'

Surely only Prince can fire me from the NPG?

This thread is making my brain hurt.

dadeepop said:

KingSausage said:

KingSausage said:

KingSausage said:

You're dired.

Dammit. FIRED. Now I'm fired.

And you call yourself a King. You should be fired and dired!

dadeepop said:

KingSausage said:

KingSausage said: Dammit. FIRED. Now I'm fired.

And you call yourself a King. You should be fired and dired!

It's the sausae fingers. No dammit! SAUSAGE fingers.

TheEnglishGent said:

This thread is taking on too much wit. Everyon abandone shyp!

I would of who have fired from the NPGMC? Who have would have fired from lots?

Back to whoever said the hiring decisions were bad. That's it. I've said it a billion times, but a combo of the Revolution with some of the SOTT band.

Wendy, Lisa, Dr Fink, Sonny T or Levi, Eric, Atlanta, Miko, Sheila E, etc...

Bring back the old NPG and have a great record again.

Shelby J. I know she is a lovely person and I have nothing against her - but I never want to be shouted at to put my hands up ever again.

Genesia said:

Shelby J. I know she is a lovely person and I have nothing against her - but I never want to be shouted at to put my hands up ever again.

I've complained about it so much, people hate me. But it sucks how talented she is, that she has to waste it as a crowd flunky. Or that "Clap Your Hands, Stomp Your Feet." Sad.

when I think of the NPG, I think of the members who recorded D&P and

couldn't care less about the folks that he hired after 1995, not the real NPG by any means...

Genesia said:

Shelby J. I know she is a lovely person and I have nothing against her - but I never want to be shouted at to put my hands up ever again.

I now have a mental picture of you going ballistic at a mugger after being held up at gun point and told to put your hands up. All that pent up Shelby rage comes pouring out as the poor mugger gets chased down the street.

I wanna be hired as the person who shouts on stage: Raise your hands ya'll! Put those hands up!! Get wit it, get wit itttt.

Imagine Tony M kidnapping Shelby J, putting her in a cloth sack and beating her to death. He drags her body to a cliff to dispose of the evidence, but then the Twins arrive and shoot him pointblank in the back of the head. They heave both bodies off the edge and as they turn around dusting their hands off for the job well done, their hair gets tangled in each others and they crack their heads together and both fall off the edge too.

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Problem solved.

NouveauDance said:

KingSausage said:

But then Larry does the sermon at the funeral and it was all for naught.

That's just sick.

NouveauDance said:

NouveauDance said:

Imagine Tony M kidnapping Shelby J, putting her in a cloth sack and beating her to death. He drags her body to a cliff to dispose of the evidence, but then the Twins arrive and shoot him pointblank in the back of the head. They heave both bodies off the edge and as they turn around dusting their hands off for the job well done, their hair gets tangled in each others and they crack their heads together and both fall off the edge too.

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Problem solved.

That's taking it a bit too far. Tony M could never pull that off. Tony was a "studio gangster" anyways. The blame has to go to Prince for hiring that ass clown. Prince is also to blame for taking a talented singer like Shelby, and having her shouting at the top of her lungs as a crowd flunky.

And as much as I dislike Tony, and dislike the WAY Shelby was used, I want no harm to come to either of them, despite the harm they caused multiple Prince fans.

So if my multiple attempts to translate the OP in this post, including sending the post to a linguistics expert, I have would of fired have Prince of have would for hiring these cornyass side people in the first place. Yeah, I have would of said that before again and over or over.

This is a no brainer
Shelby J : Fired

Does Andy Allo count?

The person I would let go is Prince. Prince has too many people changes in the NPG band lineup. This is why I would let go Prince. He doesn't seem to be very happy with musicians he plays with. That is sad. Why bother with the name when the bandmembers change? If you are dissatisfied...play songs with musicians but never give the group a band name.

If we're talking about the ORIGINAL New Power Generation from Prince's Diamonds & Pearls era & era, then no one (except for Tony M due to his controversial "I'm going shove some black down that n***a's throat even if it kills him!" comment) would have been fired by me. But I sure as hell would have gave the NPG two years off just to make room for a Prince & The Revolution reunion album & world tour.

OldFriends4Sale said:

Chosen said:

I would have never hired most of them to begin with. They're all very talented, but not interesting like the members of the Revolution or the Lovesexy band.

That

Excuse to both of you, but Rosie Gaines was THE most interesting member of the original NPG.