These aren't cringe-worthy, I just don't get what they mean. Help a broths out?, yeah?

"We're playing' E-flats in the funk, ya bettah act like ya know.". I'm so ed

Not exactly cringe worthy, but the lyric from the demo of I'll Do Anything -

If it get's a little cold now, my shirt turns into a coat.

If it dares to rain now, my shirt turns into a moat.

just doesn't make sense. You mean it turns into a drawbridge over a moat right???

Not very chivalrous to create a moat for your damsel in distress.

Hated the lyrics "So I can't go...like a jerk" in response to the otherwise interesting "I've seen the future and it will be..." lyrics preceding it. Sounds like he just needed any word to rhyme with "works."

Also, "would you be a happy boy or a girl" are just lazy, lazy, lazy lyrics from "Diamonds and Pearls." He's doesn't know if he's giving them to someone male or female? He wants to offer them his love, no matter what the sex? It wrecks an otherwise nice song with a great melody.

The album Chaos and Disorder has a few

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"Grab your condoms and Bacardi, lets party" "Come follow me , come follow me, come"

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Can you hear me baby, I'm 6 feet in the grave

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Just like a Brontosaurus, she was packing it in

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Seriously I know its an afterthought album, but these are nursery school lines.

This whole fuckin song is cringe worthy lyrics, particularly the boldened stuff.

Uh huh
NPG to the maximum
All the time world wide
96 sound better
Legendary tune

I rock (I rock) therefore I am (therefore I am)
I don't need you to tell me I'm in the band ([...] please)
I rock (I rock) therefore I am (therefore I am)
Right or wrong I sing my song the best I can

I don't need you to tell me what clothes to wear
I don't want suggestions about my hair
If the whole world buys your bullshit I don't care
I'd rather put on something that you won't dare

I rock (Legendary to the maximum) (I rock)
Therefore I am (therefore I am)
I don't need you to tell me I'm in the band (I don't need it) (No)
I rock

Legendary to the maximum
NPG for now and forever

Welcome to mendacity, sign your name
See the world so pretty, wealth and fame
They can put you on the field (Yeah)
But you won't get in the game (Wo no)
How many suckers knew that before they came (Woo yeah)
Now you know

I rock (I rock) therefore I am (therefore I am) ([...])
I don't need you to tell me (I don't need it)
I'm in the band (Legendary all the time)
I rock (I rock) therefore I am (therefore I am) (NPG to the maximum)
Right or wrong I sing my song the best I can (Show 'em)
Therefore I am

All you mean to NPG to the maximum want you to understand somethin'-asta
[Come/When] me say [no/love] me say unto another
Watcha them attack each and every vulture
Or do you wants forget that P-R-O starts via pro
Teachin' things in life you'll never know
What for they dabble they don't understandsa
They caught me comin' from the other Minnesota
My flava will burn their earsa
Awhen it comes to music this sir is no stranger

Is the same kids you compliment
The same ones that you were meant
To rob an education from
In a private school as opposed to one
That yearly spits out another group of fools
Into a system designed to fail
Wait a minute, I just got some e-mail
Somebody selling 12 CDs for a dollar
Make me wanna holler (Yeah)
Alright to the maximum

I don't need you to tell me what clothes to wear
I don't want suggestions about my hair
If the whole world buys your bullshit I don't f'in care
I'd rather put on something that world wouldn't dare cuz

I rock (NPG to the maximum) (I rock)
Therefore I am (therefore I am) (Legendary)
(I don't need) I don't need you to tell me I'm in the band
I rock (I rock) therefore I am (therefore I am)
(Right or wrong) Right or wrong I sing my song
(Singin' my song the best I can) the best I can
I rock (I rock) therefore I am (therefore I am)
I don't need you to tell me (I don't need)
I'm in the band (I'm in the band)
I rock (years and years)
Therefore I am (original)
Right or wrong I sing my song
(Singin' my song the best I can) the best I can
Clap your hands

Jamaican Dude (Steppa Ranks)
All I mean original for years, mon (I rock)
NPG natural, yes
[All I mean sho man]
Rock ([...]) Rock Rock
God have us mercy (I rock)
[...] mon hit 'em
(Rock) Come follow me, come follow me, come follow me, come follow
H'here we come follow me, come follow me, come follow me, come follow
(I rock) H'here we come follow me, come follow me, come follow me, come follow
H'here we come follow me, come follow me, come follow me, come follow
(I rock) H'here we come follow me, come follow me, come follow me, come follow
(Therefore I am)
H'here we come follow me, come follow me, come follow me
Watch out mon (I rock), gangsta
NPG in the original pro nation
Hear me though

(Scrap D Rap)
Yeah
(Rock) Make some noise if you're ready
NPG rocks the city
Rugged and raw lift up your bra
Show me your titties
Don't be a dumb son
Grab your condoms and Bacardi
Here's car keys, let's party
You fake players walkin' streets in mean mug
I be makin' records gettin' (mmmh) in the hot tub
(Rock) In this Minneapolis snow I'm fellin'
Ready set to blow up like Mt. Saint Helen
On your cord snorin' your flow borin'
Sort of like channel 5 at 4 in the mornin'
(Rock) Adult [made under / [...] on the par] give up hope
Grab the devil by the throat
Make him play the scapegoat
(Rock) In the runnin' with the bucket of cuttin's
Wishin' I had duckets to live like Kirby Puckett
(Rock) Here comes the rumors I'm down with NPG
I sign the contract, I'm doing the LP
But woe, what a minute bro' go slow
Ten dollars for the blow, no dollars for the ho'
(Rock) In the club trick holdin'
Lookin' for a black magic [woman gang] strong [with/is] dick holdin'

Prince and the NPG
I rock therefore I am (Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)
I rock therefore I am (Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)
I rock therefore I am (Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)
I rock therefore I am (Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)
I rock therefore I am (Rock)
I rock therefore I am (Rock)
I rock therefore I am (Rock)
I rock therefore I am, yeah

Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock

All the 'pee' talk in "We Can Funk," (though I do love that song!). The misuse of "turbulence" in "International Lover."

Worst Prince line ever..

"Go to Hades boy!!"

I'm your driver and you're my screeeeeuuuuuwwwww.

"we don't give a duck what you got on"
Ugh

utopia7 said:

"we don't give a duck what you got on" Ugh

ding, this might be the winner.

billymeade said:

"Thank God this ain't Monopoly - you'd make us all go back to start."

a.) Monopoly has no "start"

b.) going back to "Go" is actually a good thing

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OMG this commercial is hilarious!!! LOL!

dandan said:

Dead On It, the verse where he talks about licking knees I don't know if I aboslutely love it or hate it.

No no, that one helped me get a really hard to get girl once, it's a holy verse in my book!!!

DieselsDen said:

Hated the lyrics "So I can't go...like a jerk" in response to the otherwise interesting "I've seen the future and it will be..." lyrics preceding it. Sounds like he just needed any word to rhyme with "works."

Also, "would you be a happy boy or a girl" are just lazy, lazy, lazy lyrics from "Diamonds and Pearls." He's doesn't know if he's giving them to someone male or female? He wants to offer them his love, no matter what the sex? It wrecks an otherwise nice song with a great melody.

This one always puzzled me. Who is he talking to? The fans? A boy? A girl? Anyone? It's very odd particularly in a mainstream, commercial single

KidaDynamite said:

Don't laugh too hard or she'll take u off her wall.