Before you tell me to "shut up, already...DAMN" -- as our favorite little purple fella might say, "Dig if you will the picture..."

The year is 2004. With Bush being the complete disaster that he has shown the world he is, the U.S. Presidency is up for grabs. Our heros, Mr. Peabody the dog and his trusty side-kick Sherman, fire up their Way-Back Machine to go back in time to 1984 to find the perfect candidate to lead the world to peace and restore the decimated U.S. economy.

After little deliberation, they decide that Prince is just the man for the job. They bring him back and convince him to run, and with no good candidates to choose from, the American public (even our good friends in West Palm Beach, Florida!) overwhelmingly choose Prince.

Now tell me: Who would be a good Vice-President for Prince to tell Mr. Peabody and Sherman to go get, and what song would Prince play at the Innauguration? (pick from any year, not just up to 1984...)

Feel free to take my little twisted tale and run with it (or not...)


PS: For those poor souls unfamiliar with Mr. Peabody and Sherman, they were cartoon characters on the Bullwinkle show...

PSS: Thanks for indulging me in my silly little story.

And introducing America's first lady,(that's what u call the President's wife-right?)-...Vagina!
I'm up 4 Prince for President!!

Good call, bumpsquad -- That's an even better question! In the 70's P-Funk had a song called Chocolate City, about prominent African Americans running the country. In the lyrics, they talk about creating a Cabinent of leaders. Here's who they came up with:

Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of FINE arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady

If Prince were to create his own Chocolate City, like the P-Funk did in the '70s, who do you think he would choose to serve on his Cabinet?